A Groan Ass Man
@jeffstern.bsky.social
Seems like this is one of the places I post now
Pfp is a photo of "Treachery" which is part of Nina Chanel Abney's piece "Hell Hole"
Banner is a photo of a piece in Christy Laguardia's "Toxic, Beautiful" series
Pfp is a photo of "Treachery" which is part of Nina Chanel Abney's piece "Hell Hole"
Banner is a photo of a piece in Christy Laguardia's "Toxic, Beautiful" series
Wheee! New music for the long weekend, on glittery red sawblade vinyl
May 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Wheee! New music for the long weekend, on glittery red sawblade vinyl
A month ago, I made a bunch of overzealous purchases on a clothing website, and today when I got home, they were on my stoop
Currently wearing the most egregious* purchase, and so very happy that I bought it all
*based on cost, and also owning the same design on a long sleeve T already
Currently wearing the most egregious* purchase, and so very happy that I bought it all
*based on cost, and also owning the same design on a long sleeve T already
March 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A month ago, I made a bunch of overzealous purchases on a clothing website, and today when I got home, they were on my stoop
Currently wearing the most egregious* purchase, and so very happy that I bought it all
*based on cost, and also owning the same design on a long sleeve T already
Currently wearing the most egregious* purchase, and so very happy that I bought it all
*based on cost, and also owning the same design on a long sleeve T already
Actual LOL from an irl "shot, chaser" formatted joke, when this truck passed me the other day. I saw the window decal and was confused, then saw the license plate and busted out laughing
February 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Actual LOL from an irl "shot, chaser" formatted joke, when this truck passed me the other day. I saw the window decal and was confused, then saw the license plate and busted out laughing
Not as sweet as I'd expected, bit of a Windex aftertaste (but maybe that's my brain, fucking with me)
Gonna add some ice
Gonna add some ice
February 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Not as sweet as I'd expected, bit of a Windex aftertaste (but maybe that's my brain, fucking with me)
Gonna add some ice
Gonna add some ice
"Coca Cola Classic, the red white and you" not quite resonating, I get it
That's why I moved on to a more modern patriotic soda choice
That's why I moved on to a more modern patriotic soda choice
February 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"Coca Cola Classic, the red white and you" not quite resonating, I get it
That's why I moved on to a more modern patriotic soda choice
That's why I moved on to a more modern patriotic soda choice
Thanks! I've actually been making lentils a bunch lately, but did not have a good recipe for all this dal
January 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Thanks! I've actually been making lentils a bunch lately, but did not have a good recipe for all this dal
smoking gives you something to do with your hands
January 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
smoking gives you something to do with your hands
January 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
David Spade on the second episode of Larry Sanders was *so* young
December 31, 2024 at 6:29 AM
David Spade on the second episode of Larry Sanders was *so* young
Just finished what I thought was my last grocery trip of the year, but now I'm trying to figure out if I can save another $1.03 to end the year on a chill, nice note.
December 22, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Just finished what I thought was my last grocery trip of the year, but now I'm trying to figure out if I can save another $1.03 to end the year on a chill, nice note.
Someone I'm following put @bajoran-orbison.bsky.social into my feed a couple of nights ago, and now these rad stickers are brightening my shelves until they find a place to be stuck
December 17, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Someone I'm following put @bajoran-orbison.bsky.social into my feed a couple of nights ago, and now these rad stickers are brightening my shelves until they find a place to be stuck
Finding this sticker on a gaylord was a bit on the nose
December 11, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Finding this sticker on a gaylord was a bit on the nose
So a guy who looks like that, idolized a guy who looked like this?
Yeah, for sure that checks out
Yeah, for sure that checks out
November 21, 2024 at 2:48 AM
So a guy who looks like that, idolized a guy who looked like this?
Yeah, for sure that checks out
Yeah, for sure that checks out
Post you from a different era
(this is from late 90s)
(this is from late 90s)
November 20, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Post you from a different era
(this is from late 90s)
(this is from late 90s)
Also this Silver Spoons spinoff starring Jason Bateman, particularly the episode where he creates a fake band called The Dregs of Humanity
November 16, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Also this Silver Spoons spinoff starring Jason Bateman, particularly the episode where he creates a fake band called The Dregs of Humanity
That canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
(the only time I've written a letter to a network)
(the only time I've written a letter to a network)
November 16, 2024 at 2:10 AM
That canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
(the only time I've written a letter to a network)
(the only time I've written a letter to a network)
Learned something about myself tonight
November 15, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Learned something about myself tonight
To be clear for the "I'd click like on your posts more, but I don't usually understand them" crowd, the new Doechii hit my doorstep today
November 9, 2024 at 5:53 PM
To be clear for the "I'd click like on your posts more, but I don't usually understand them" crowd, the new Doechii hit my doorstep today
Yasmin Williams has been dominating my turntable for several years, primarily via Urban Driftwood and more recently via Acadia, but this is clearly about to change, because the swamp princess has arrived!
November 9, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Yasmin Williams has been dominating my turntable for several years, primarily via Urban Driftwood and more recently via Acadia, but this is clearly about to change, because the swamp princess has arrived!
Saw a cool tree on a hike today
October 28, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Saw a cool tree on a hike today
If you see this, quote-post a bridge
October 25, 2024 at 12:44 AM
If you see this, quote-post a bridge
I may be a tad older than you...
October 5, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I may be a tad older than you...
Wait now, what's going on here?
September 25, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Wait now, what's going on here?