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"Meal team six, gravy seal motherfucker" is poetry on a scale few can hope to achieve.
January 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
"Meal team six, gravy seal motherfucker" is poetry on a scale few can hope to achieve.
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yeah I'm the affordability president
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January 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
yeah I'm the affordability president
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Oh my fucking god what now
January 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Oh my fucking god what now
Seems the EU is beginning to take Trump’s words seriously and literally, which, considering how difficult of an ask that has been for its leaders since Jan 2025, gives credence to the veracity of the Greenland invasion plans. Clearly they have their own intel that parallels the daily mail story.
European Union preparing sanctions on US companies if President Trump rejects EU proposal to deploy European military force to Greenland as an alternative to US control.-Telegraph
January 11, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Seems the EU is beginning to take Trump’s words seriously and literally, which, considering how difficult of an ask that has been for its leaders since Jan 2025, gives credence to the veracity of the Greenland invasion plans. Clearly they have their own intel that parallels the daily mail story.
Okay but seriously, what viable defense does Europe have against a Greenland invasion that doesn’t just instantly destroy itself? Military retaliation is out of the question I’d imagine, so what’s left, bond sell offs in a world economy murder-suicide?
January 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Okay but seriously, what viable defense does Europe have against a Greenland invasion that doesn’t just instantly destroy itself? Military retaliation is out of the question I’d imagine, so what’s left, bond sell offs in a world economy murder-suicide?
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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Yeah like, even if your inclination is to only bring cases you know you’re gonna win, there is different stuff at play here. If you’re signaling “we can’t protect you against these guys,” then they’re not just going to surrender, they’re gonna try to protect themselves and each other.
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Yeah like, even if your inclination is to only bring cases you know you’re gonna win, there is different stuff at play here. If you’re signaling “we can’t protect you against these guys,” then they’re not just going to surrender, they’re gonna try to protect themselves and each other.
If it is in fact true that the Feds have the power to essentially make impossible any state or local investigations of agencies, then we have truly realized Fraenkel's dual state.
January 8, 2026 at 6:39 PM
If it is in fact true that the Feds have the power to essentially make impossible any state or local investigations of agencies, then we have truly realized Fraenkel's dual state.
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maybe he should resign
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
maybe he should resign
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Nobody has proven themselves to be as pathetic as their critics claim as Tim Walz. Turns out you can just bully him into not running for re-election by spreading medieval antisemitic canards about a minority group in his state, then shoot a constituent in the face and he’ll do nothing.
"Don't give them what they want" + "Let's start healing" really sounds like a complete surrender. Fuck man
January 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Nobody has proven themselves to be as pathetic as their critics claim as Tim Walz. Turns out you can just bully him into not running for re-election by spreading medieval antisemitic canards about a minority group in his state, then shoot a constituent in the face and he’ll do nothing.
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That's not a reason not to try.
Q: Is there anything stopping state law enforcement from conducted an independent investigation even if the feds don't want it?
JACOBSON: Without assistance from the FBI, we would be at a loss to be able to initiate & conduct a thorough investigation. It would be very difficult if not impossible
JACOBSON: Without assistance from the FBI, we would be at a loss to be able to initiate & conduct a thorough investigation. It would be very difficult if not impossible
January 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
That's not a reason not to try.
This press conference does not inspire hope, at all.
January 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
This press conference does not inspire hope, at all.
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“the donroe doctrine”
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
“the donroe doctrine”
wait so he’s still alive and free???? After an hour???? fucking câlisse just… god
BREAKING: Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro declares state of emergency, calls on people to mobilize to defeat "imperialist aggression"
January 3, 2026 at 7:43 AM
wait so he’s still alive and free???? After an hour???? fucking câlisse just… god
oh this is the sort of thing that gets the retaliatory tariffs slapped right back on as if we needed 万税爷 alongside dementia war criminal grandpa
Just because things aren't bad enough being a belligerent pariah-state doing war crimes to thrill fragile egos, we did it 3 hours after the Chinese special envoy landed in Caracas.
‼️ Chinese special envoy arrives in #Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 7:15 AM
oh this is the sort of thing that gets the retaliatory tariffs slapped right back on as if we needed 万税爷 alongside dementia war criminal grandpa
oh COME THE FUCK ON
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 AM
oh COME THE FUCK ON
Truly the hardest a congressperson has possible ever poasted, god bless and god rest MattY’s soul after this utter evisceration
49. The game isn't over by far. But make no mistake: we are winning. That's something to be proud of. It's something to accelerate. It's nothing to take for granted. And it's certainly no time to take Yglesias' advice and fumble the ball so the other team won't feel so sad. /fin
December 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Truly the hardest a congressperson has possible ever poasted, god bless and god rest MattY’s soul after this utter evisceration
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honestly biggest sign that this is personalist authoritarianism with a New Right wing attached versus the other way around
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
honestly biggest sign that this is personalist authoritarianism with a New Right wing attached versus the other way around
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i cant fucking believe out of many possible ways he used the groceries word fascination as the vector and it worked like a fucking pavlovian training
Trump on Mamdani: "We had some interesting conversation and some of his ideas are really the same ideas that I have. But a big thing on cost. The new word is 'affordability.' Another word is just 'groceries.' It's sort of an old fashioned word but it's very accurate."
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i cant fucking believe out of many possible ways he used the groceries word fascination as the vector and it worked like a fucking pavlovian training
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MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
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they said my Shahada was the best they'd ever seen, they were so impressed. they couldn't believe it. the means of production, we're going to be looking into it, looking into very strongly.
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
they said my Shahada was the best they'd ever seen, they were so impressed. they couldn't believe it. the means of production, we're going to be looking into it, looking into very strongly.
oh that political yaoi girl is gonna have a FEAST
Reporter: Are affirming that you think Trump is a fascist?
Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—
Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—
Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
oh that political yaoi girl is gonna have a FEAST
this year has been batshit insane end to end but I think this press conference may take the cake for any single event
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
this year has been batshit insane end to end but I think this press conference may take the cake for any single event
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Genuinely think delta 9 and thca are the reason the heroin epidemic broke
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Genuinely think delta 9 and thca are the reason the heroin epidemic broke