Shaftoe
@jbshaftoe.bsky.social
What’re you, a cop??
Official Squirt Ambassador/Boss of Piss
MDNI get outta here, you stupid kid
Official Squirt Ambassador/Boss of Piss
MDNI get outta here, you stupid kid
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What do people think the 90s were
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
What do people think the 90s were
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we gotta do something about the tech world
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
we gotta do something about the tech world
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And when you think of me I hope I’m at least the marry or fuck option but never kill ✨
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
And when you think of me I hope I’m at least the marry or fuck option but never kill ✨
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the five types of shitposters
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the five types of shitposters
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The Last Edible
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Last Edible
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nothing really prepares you for when your favourite sweatpants begin to fall apart
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
nothing really prepares you for when your favourite sweatpants begin to fall apart
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I like that Metroid Dread embraces the fact that Samus is hot, specifically because she's a giant woman in a suit of armor who will step on you.
a video game character in a red and white suit is holding a gun
ALT: a video game character in a red and white suit is holding a gun
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I like that Metroid Dread embraces the fact that Samus is hot, specifically because she's a giant woman in a suit of armor who will step on you.
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with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
Happy Turkleday all of you lovely Turkles living in my phone
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Happy Turkleday all of you lovely Turkles living in my phone
“To all resistors 😊 🌈 “
*Cutesy and cozy AI slop image*
*Cutesy and cozy AI slop image*
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
“To all resistors 😊 🌈 “
*Cutesy and cozy AI slop image*
*Cutesy and cozy AI slop image*
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
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May all of your bajas be blasted
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
May all of your bajas be blasted
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Die Hard is a romantic comedy.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Die Hard is a romantic comedy.
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forcing wistful millennials to sit down and actually watch the mighty ducks the whole way through
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
forcing wistful millennials to sit down and actually watch the mighty ducks the whole way through
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starting a fight in the family group chat about how to pronounce pecan
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
starting a fight in the family group chat about how to pronounce pecan
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I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Well fuck.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Well fuck.
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Well fuck.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Well fuck.
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Him: "why are you naked?"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Him: "why are you naked?"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say