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the other site is funnier but worse for my brain

💍 @alliegator97

I am a work in progress (she/him) -> (she/her)
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now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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MY LEGS MY BUSINESS - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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You know, I always wondered what the deal was with Chappell Roan's pig nose on the "Good Luck, Babe!" cover art but, you know, canonically Miss Piggy is also a Midwest Princess
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Magic: The Gathering World Championship 2025
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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i'm so fucking exhausted by everything constantly
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
thinking abt how the pluribus hive feels representative of AI, as a soulless amalgamation of all human knowledge desperately trying to please people by affirming everything they say

this also makes zosia carol's AI girlfriend (generated to fit her preferences) which is both funny and sad
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
picking up estradiol tomorrow :)

this means I have to commit to a day of the week soon, though

heard a lot about the thursday injection gang. are there other camps?
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I think I understand wrestling now bc I'm invested even tho I know it's fake
Ethical YouTube drama video where literally all of it is made up and populated with a cast of characters that do not exist IRL, completely fabricated social media screenshots, etc. Mockumentary for the YouTube girlies
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
me normally: the head is the most important part of the body. we would never do anything that could hurt it

me as soon as a migraine hits:
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Now more than ever we need to internalize the true message of 'A Christmas Carol', which is that you have a moral obligation to not make your past traumas everyone else's problem
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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LIBERALS: If only we'd elected Hillary Clinton none of this would have happened

HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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He looks like a Satoshi Kon character. Del Griffith is beautiful and my friend
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Wicked 2 was fine but I spent the first 5 minutes flabbergasted at the directorial decision to put a smudgy filter over the opening scene

then I figured out that my theater hasn't cleaned their screens in a while
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
magic is a fucking miserable game
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
the avatar set works so well because the design of magic fits the world and characters of avatar perfectly

red decks and zuko are both aggressive and quick

green decks and toph are both hard-headed and strong

white decks and aang are both really fucking annoying
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM