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Jason Mark G
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Hi. Hello. How are you?
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*begins training owls to snatch the tongues of bigots*
I can't believe that this has been an option the entire time
*sets up school for raccoons against racism*
January 15, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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So Republicans are mad at celebrities for wearing "Be Good" pins after ICE murdered Renee Good but support lawmakers wearing AR-15 pins after kids were murdered in classrooms????
January 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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If he gets canned he will make many years worth of salary on a Go Fund Me before he wins his grievance through the union.
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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He needs to start an "I am a cool guy" Gofundme.
UPDATE: TJ Sabula, the worker who shouted "pedophile protector" at Trump, has been suspended - WaPo
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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in yet another world first we will be integrating a child pornography website into our military. wow. impressive
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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I heard his Dogbert found the body
NEW YORK (AP) — Scott Adams, the 'Dilbert' cartoonist who ridiculed office life and was later dropped for racist remarks, dies at 68.
January 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Quint offering the first kit to Brody after he bonked his head.

“Hey, ya head’s bleedin’.”

“First aid, dar.”
Peter Parker gets cake from his neighbor in SPIDER-MAN 2.
This is a favorite question to ask. Favorite little moment of kindness in a movie? I'm thinking of Tim Blake Nelson leaving money on the sill after they steal a pie in O Brother.
January 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
He wouldn’t accept the outcome of the 2020 election what makes you think they’ll accept the outcome of the 2026 midterms?
January 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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Marty is me:
January 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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"Ohio" (1971) - written by Neil Young in reaction to the Kent State shootings of May 4, 1970. Performed by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. 🗃️

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN_9...
Ohio - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young (Music And Song Courtesy:Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young)
YouTube video by peaceandfreedom2011
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.

If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The worst thing to come out of Ohio (my state) is JD Vance.

And Charles Manson was born in Cincinnati.
a bald man with a beard is wearing a blue shirt and a blue tie .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is wearing a blue shirt and a blue tie .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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*Jesus returns to Earth, intervenes in an ICE raid, is shot in the back by a masked agent*

Scott Jennings: well look first of all the guy was no angel
January 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
We’ve reached the Actions Speaking Louder than Words part of the narrative.
January 7, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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it says here you “feared for your life”?
January 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.

Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Venezuela is like that new Chris Pratt movie and Iraq was Minority Report.

#sameplot
January 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Despite our record of excellence managing browns for the last 54 years, our reliability working in the trenches, and decades of experience building systems from the ground up, no, we are not in the running for Cleveland's next head coach.

Thank you.
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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The Trump Admin steals the songs of musicians every day without their permission, but then expects artists to perform at the Kennedy Center.
December 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Maybe 15 years ago I was in Western Massachusetts with a partner who wanted to check out the Norman Rockwell Museum. I only knew of Rockwell as 1950s kitsch and had low expectations. As it happened, we showed up while an exhibit on Rockwell's Civil Rights legacy was on display. Blew my mind.
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM