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James Finn Garner
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Humor monger. PC Bedtime Stories. Rex Koko, Private Clown. Bardball. American Bystander. AHOY Comics. "You can't put a price on money."

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I don't know why Dems keep throwing up their hands and saying that they can't reduce funding for ICE because it's part of Trump's mislabeled "Big Beautiful Bill".
Bullshit.
What Congress gave, Congress can take away. All they have to do is pass a bill that directs funding away from ICE and CBP
January 28, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Omar: I instinctively tried to, like, punch him…, I was raised with three brothers who were older than me. You learn that maybe taking the first punch when somebody is bigger than you yields you better results.
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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The president of the United States had his Justice Dept. raid an election office and seize ballots in order to cast doubt on an election he lost. Yet, this is treated by legacy media as just another normal day.

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January 29, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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"ICE has definitely gone too far but we still n-" no we don't. Whatever the purist version of what you think their job is supposed to be is, we don't need them for that. We can just get rid of all of it and put that money towards some, anything else.
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Ossoff: "This is a seismic event. This should have people across the country absolutely shook. This is a huge deal. This is an FBI raid on the Fulton County Elections office ... This is a shot across the bow at the midterm elections. He tried to steal power when he lost it in 2020."
January 29, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, Greg Bovino.

They must all resign and be held accountable.
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I've got bad news for you, suckers, that's not his strong suit, not like repression and fear.
New Fox News poll: "Look at independents, look at Republicans, because that's what the GOP and Trump needs for the midterms. And 78% of independents think that Trump isn't spending enough time on the economy. The economy is the number one issue by an order of magnitude."
January 29, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Pam Bondi is not the nation’s attorney general – she’s Trump’s fascist enforcer.
A federal judge called out Bondi for posting photos of protesters on social media and calling them “rioters.” There’s no presumption of innocence or sense of justice in the Trump dictatorship.
Judge Scolds Bondi for Publishing Photos of Protesters on Social Media
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Art by Lar DeSouza…
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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I haven’t mentioned this in a while, but trans rights are human rights.
January 29, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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The movement now has its own “Ohio” thanks to Bruce Springsteen‘s “Streets of Minneapolis”:

youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?...
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
He needs a monument imo
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Wow, end of an era?
Hawthorne Race Course had its harness racing license suspended because its checks to owners and trainers are bouncing. This could mean the end of horse racing in Chicago.
January 29, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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If you work at DHS and know the identities of the CBP officers that murdered Alex Pretti, my Signal contact info is in my bio. I’ll keep you anonymous.
January 28, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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for a second i thought that there were militant fans of old conair hair dryers and was very confused and frankly thrilled
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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ICE isn’t just targeting the Twin Cities. There’s horror stories in Mankato, Willmar and across Minnesota. Immigration attorneys are still getting hundreds of calls every day from every corner of the state.

ICE out now.
January 28, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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"It's more terrifying that that. They actually believe in their cause."
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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While Minneapolis mourned a man killed by federal agents, Trump’s elite gathered in black tie to celebrate a Melania vanity film.
This is what a ruling family looks like.
Let them eat cake.

open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
Let Them Eat Cake: While Minneapolis Mourned, Trump Hosted a Melania Gala
As protesters froze in the streets after the killing of Alex Pretti, Trump’s elite celebrated a $75 million vanity film—another glimpse of a family governing like royalty.
open.substack.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:59 PM
That liberal hellhole Jacksonville.
🚨 #GVerse #BreakingNews: Jacksonville, Florida, tonight.

A march has arrived at the United States Courthouse.

From Minnesota to Florida, the message is the same:

People are showing up, and they’re not backing down.

ABOLISH ICE 🔥

#ICEdOut #BlueToTheCore #TogetherWeRise
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Rumor is Donald Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files 13,000 times.

🤔
January 28, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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I call them the TRUMP/EPSTEIN FILES in all my posts. Kinda like the Trump-Kennedy Center but more accurate.
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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From the Heritage Foundation's "news" organ, some profound insights on the minds of today's uppity broads

www.dailysignal.com/2026/01/27/w...
The Unhinged Rage of White Liberal Women, Explained
Why are white liberal women lashing out against ICE? Is there an underlying rage that we fellas have missed?
www.dailysignal.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:24 PM