jagosaurus beaver supermoon
@jagosaurus.bsky.social
hater | autistic | hillbilly
she/her
Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface
Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks
she/her
Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface
Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks
Pinned
it’s okay to say that obviously shitty people are shitty and treat them accordingly
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if it’s true and they’re leaving, it just means they’re going somewhere else.
stay frosty.
stay frosty.
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
if it’s true and they’re leaving, it just means they’re going somewhere else.
stay frosty.
stay frosty.
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I often feel like there's a war going on over my books between the readers who connect with what they are and the people in the publishing industry who think I should make them more shit, dumb & unoriginal so they sell more. I know whose side I'm on, and I know I've never been on it more zealously.
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I often feel like there's a war going on over my books between the readers who connect with what they are and the people in the publishing industry who think I should make them more shit, dumb & unoriginal so they sell more. I know whose side I'm on, and I know I've never been on it more zealously.
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first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed
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Really powerful, really illuminating thread. Clear, precise, devastating.
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
1/
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
1/
February 12, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Really powerful, really illuminating thread. Clear, precise, devastating.
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Wrote in my Gratitude Journal this morning, like I do every day, that I’m particularly thankful for my Spite Journal, which now comprises several handsome volumes.
November 25, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Wrote in my Gratitude Journal this morning, like I do every day, that I’m particularly thankful for my Spite Journal, which now comprises several handsome volumes.
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I was buying gluten free cookies earlier & the cashier blurted out "Ugh, gluten free is the worst!" Then she asked if I had tried gluten free cookies before & I said "Yeah, I have to eat gluten free. I have Celiac disease." Folks, I've never seen someone so embarrassed. 10/10 shopping experience.
February 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I was buying gluten free cookies earlier & the cashier blurted out "Ugh, gluten free is the worst!" Then she asked if I had tried gluten free cookies before & I said "Yeah, I have to eat gluten free. I have Celiac disease." Folks, I've never seen someone so embarrassed. 10/10 shopping experience.
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They should give Olympic figure skaters 15 points for ending the routine by going full speed into the boards
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
They should give Olympic figure skaters 15 points for ending the routine by going full speed into the boards
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On my flight today, a chatty lady said, “I can’t go to New York with all that’s going on over there.” And I said, “What? Free child care?” And she stopped talking to me.
February 12, 2026 at 5:14 AM
On my flight today, a chatty lady said, “I can’t go to New York with all that’s going on over there.” And I said, “What? Free child care?” And she stopped talking to me.
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i love bed
and oscillating fans. but mainly bed.
and oscillating fans. but mainly bed.
March 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i love bed
and oscillating fans. but mainly bed.
and oscillating fans. but mainly bed.
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*taps sign*
It should be illegal to send “your order shipped!” emails when a tracking number has been created
February 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
*taps sign*
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They are dismissed as hysterical or non-expert or irrationally cautious.
Then you wake up one day and Peter Theil and Elon Musk own your water and your attention and your political process.
Then the men emerge to tell us what women told us a decade before.
Then you wake up one day and Peter Theil and Elon Musk own your water and your attention and your political process.
Then the men emerge to tell us what women told us a decade before.
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
They are dismissed as hysterical or non-expert or irrationally cautious.
Then you wake up one day and Peter Theil and Elon Musk own your water and your attention and your political process.
Then the men emerge to tell us what women told us a decade before.
Then you wake up one day and Peter Theil and Elon Musk own your water and your attention and your political process.
Then the men emerge to tell us what women told us a decade before.
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I fear that men are about to do what men do. They are about to characterize any sober thinking about power as non-technical and therefore unserious.
We have seen this pattern over and over again in tech criticism. Women and people of color repeatedly lead on understanding tech changes.
We have seen this pattern over and over again in tech criticism. Women and people of color repeatedly lead on understanding tech changes.
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I fear that men are about to do what men do. They are about to characterize any sober thinking about power as non-technical and therefore unserious.
We have seen this pattern over and over again in tech criticism. Women and people of color repeatedly lead on understanding tech changes.
We have seen this pattern over and over again in tech criticism. Women and people of color repeatedly lead on understanding tech changes.
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I gotta say, "the Pentagon uses a high powered laser to shoot down a party balloon" feels like enough symbolism for awhile. all full up thanks
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I gotta say, "the Pentagon uses a high powered laser to shoot down a party balloon" feels like enough symbolism for awhile. all full up thanks
okay now what
February 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
okay now what
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the people who spread the “female brains are bad at math and spatial reasoning” lies should be tried at the Hague
Another fun wrinkle from that period (that might still exist): I was good at math and loved it and then my geometry teacher told me that I'd probably struggle because female brains were bad at spatial thinking. I kept loving math & being good at it but assumed that would end so I ended it first.
Those who weren’t resigned to the Math Idiot Garbage Bin as kids may not grasp how much “if you’re bad at math, you’ll die in a ditch and all will be better off for it” sentiment was floating around in the 90s and 2000s, but it sure felt real to me.
(my parents are great! It didn’t come from them!)
(my parents are great! It didn’t come from them!)
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 PM
the people who spread the “female brains are bad at math and spatial reasoning” lies should be tried at the Hague
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New rule: every post about the ski jumpers enlarging their crotches to fly further must be accompanied by this gif from Studio Ghibli's Pom Poko
a bunch of cartoon characters are flying in the air
Alt: Cartoon tanukis use their balls to fly
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
New rule: every post about the ski jumpers enlarging their crotches to fly further must be accompanied by this gif from Studio Ghibli's Pom Poko
this whole administration feels like a bunch of dipshits in a control room mashing buttons to see what happens
maybe they all need their own kid steering wheel toy
maybe they all need their own kid steering wheel toy
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
this whole administration feels like a bunch of dipshits in a control room mashing buttons to see what happens
maybe they all need their own kid steering wheel toy
maybe they all need their own kid steering wheel toy
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Y'all if you think people should talk more about the Epstein files, a thing you can do is talk more about the Epstein files.
Not go around and make sad noises about how everything that happens that impacts millions of people is a distraction from the Epstein files.
Not go around and make sad noises about how everything that happens that impacts millions of people is a distraction from the Epstein files.
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Y'all if you think people should talk more about the Epstein files, a thing you can do is talk more about the Epstein files.
Not go around and make sad noises about how everything that happens that impacts millions of people is a distraction from the Epstein files.
Not go around and make sad noises about how everything that happens that impacts millions of people is a distraction from the Epstein files.
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me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
[opens bluesky]
[has immediate regrets]
[closes bluesky]
[has immediate regrets]
[closes bluesky]
February 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
[opens bluesky]
[has immediate regrets]
[closes bluesky]
[has immediate regrets]
[closes bluesky]
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The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 AM
The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app/profile/pron...
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everyone with an IQ above paste could have predicted this would happen: anyway; these Meta glasses are ontologically evil and anyone who wears them is a creeping blood-worm who should be chased from society with stones and sharp sticks
Social media is awash with videos of men filming themselves approaching women in public spaces and attempting to flirt. In many cases, the videos are filmed and uploaded without the women’s consent. https://cnn.it/4qtIsvB
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
everyone with an IQ above paste could have predicted this would happen: anyway; these Meta glasses are ontologically evil and anyone who wears them is a creeping blood-worm who should be chased from society with stones and sharp sticks
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Kid Rock makes music for people who shoot at hurricanes
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Kid Rock makes music for people who shoot at hurricanes
one of these biathlon announcers sounds like Tony Romo and it’s very very weird
February 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
one of these biathlon announcers sounds like Tony Romo and it’s very very weird
fucking yikes
"Shelley Lewis, who later discussed having a baby with Epstein, showed him the piece about the Gullah Geechee community... alongside the message 'where to find new help'."
Epstein’s ‘British girlfriend told him to recruit descendants of slaves’
Messages released by US authorities show Shelley Lewis discussing their relationship, finances and even having a child with the billionaire
www.thetimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
fucking yikes