beaver “jagosaurus” supermoon
@jagosaurus.bsky.social
mostly feral | hater | autistic | hillbilly
Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface
Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks
Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface
Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks
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it’s okay to say that obviously shitty people are shitty and treat them accordingly
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This is the most glamorous opening to an article about a white supremacist flattering journalist who lied to her readers and editors while having an affair with narcissistic crank who eats roadkill, swims in sewer water, will cause children to die, and is 50 years her senior that I've ever read.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is the most glamorous opening to an article about a white supremacist flattering journalist who lied to her readers and editors while having an affair with narcissistic crank who eats roadkill, swims in sewer water, will cause children to die, and is 50 years her senior that I've ever read.
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All I have to say about the Nuzzi profile is that at the end of it she jokes about how she destroyed her life. In fact she did not do that. She has a book, a magazine job, this lovely profile. People’s lives are being destroyed by this administration, however, including by -well, you know.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
All I have to say about the Nuzzi profile is that at the end of it she jokes about how she destroyed her life. In fact she did not do that. She has a book, a magazine job, this lovely profile. People’s lives are being destroyed by this administration, however, including by -well, you know.
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there is actually a story in this revolting Nuzzi piece if you sandblast away the lies about a hot young woman being "in love" with a guy old enough to be her grandfather who looks like a catcher's mitt and sounds like an evil muppet
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
there is actually a story in this revolting Nuzzi piece if you sandblast away the lies about a hot young woman being "in love" with a guy old enough to be her grandfather who looks like a catcher's mitt and sounds like an evil muppet
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
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So there’s a lawyer going around BlueSky right now responding to everyone talking about the Anthropic book settlement by (1) urging people to opt out and (2) saying that they are representing authors who are opting out.
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
So there’s a lawyer going around BlueSky right now responding to everyone talking about the Anthropic book settlement by (1) urging people to opt out and (2) saying that they are representing authors who are opting out.
what a terrible time to have reading skills
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
what a terrible time to have reading skills
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[giving you a tour of the office on your first day and stopping at the paper cutter] this is where we keep the sword
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
[giving you a tour of the office on your first day and stopping at the paper cutter] this is where we keep the sword
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
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a murderer pushes me from a moving train but i just happen to land on a horse being ridden by train robbers and they make me get back on the train and rob it with them but when i see the murderer, i treat him with respect and kindness while i rob him, showing him that i am the better person
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
a murderer pushes me from a moving train but i just happen to land on a horse being ridden by train robbers and they make me get back on the train and rob it with them but when i see the murderer, i treat him with respect and kindness while i rob him, showing him that i am the better person
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Solvitur ambulando is my favourite Latin phrase. It means "it is solved by walking".
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Solvitur ambulando is my favourite Latin phrase. It means "it is solved by walking".
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Penguin Random House emailed me last night because their ebook team was going through the citations on TRUE BELIEVER and found like 40 URLs that no longer went anywhere
I had to correct them, and luckily most were caught by the Wayback Machine, but some are just… gone
Dead Internet Theory is real
I had to correct them, and luckily most were caught by the Wayback Machine, but some are just… gone
Dead Internet Theory is real
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Penguin Random House emailed me last night because their ebook team was going through the citations on TRUE BELIEVER and found like 40 URLs that no longer went anywhere
I had to correct them, and luckily most were caught by the Wayback Machine, but some are just… gone
Dead Internet Theory is real
I had to correct them, and luckily most were caught by the Wayback Machine, but some are just… gone
Dead Internet Theory is real
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They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
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November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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reading this prose is like being suffocated with a pillow
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
reading this prose is like being suffocated with a pillow
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Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
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Liberals Are Being Smug Pricks by Thomas Chatterton Williams
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Liberals Are Being Smug Pricks by Thomas Chatterton Williams
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Has anybody else already made the joke that Jeffrey Epstein is like Banquo's ghost haunting a mad king?
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Has anybody else already made the joke that Jeffrey Epstein is like Banquo's ghost haunting a mad king?
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Fuck AI and everyone who’s out there hyping this shit. www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
Girl, 13, expelled for hitting classmate who made a deepfake porn image of her, lawyers say
A 13-year-old student was expelled from a Louisiana middle school after hitting a male classmate who she said created and shared a deepfake pornographic image of her, according to her family’s lawyers...
www.wsaw.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Fuck AI and everyone who’s out there hyping this shit. www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
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Attorney: Can 13-year olds consent to sex?
Republicans: CAN THEY EVER
Republicans: CAN THEY EVER
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Attorney: Can 13-year olds consent to sex?
Republicans: CAN THEY EVER
Republicans: CAN THEY EVER
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Would Megyn Kelly be cool with a 66-year-old man having sex with her 15 year old daughter? Would she not want that man prosecuted?
Because that’s something she should clarify!
Because that’s something she should clarify!
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Would Megyn Kelly be cool with a 66-year-old man having sex with her 15 year old daughter? Would she not want that man prosecuted?
Because that’s something she should clarify!
Because that’s something she should clarify!
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the fallout right now with epstein emails and people being shocked at just how much people knew is pretty much why gawker existed
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the fallout right now with epstein emails and people being shocked at just how much people knew is pretty much why gawker existed
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A lot of people see kids as items for ownership and consumption and control and it is our absolute sacred duty to protect children from that evil.
Very much including teenagers.
Very much including teenage girls.
Very much including teenagers.
Very much including teenage girls.
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
A lot of people see kids as items for ownership and consumption and control and it is our absolute sacred duty to protect children from that evil.
Very much including teenagers.
Very much including teenage girls.
Very much including teenagers.
Very much including teenage girls.
the past week has required an unusual amount of interpersonal communication and I AM TIRED
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
the past week has required an unusual amount of interpersonal communication and I AM TIRED
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"The real villains are the people who released the Epstein emails, not the actual pedophiles."
- conservatives
- conservatives
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"The real villains are the people who released the Epstein emails, not the actual pedophiles."
- conservatives
- conservatives
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.