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jagosaurus beaver supermoon
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hater | autistic | hillbilly

she/her

Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface

Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks
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it’s okay to say that obviously shitty people are shitty and treat them accordingly
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Rocky Rockford and Marty Crane
Name 2 characters from different franchises who would be friends.
February 20, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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[Lindisfarne]

Me: (chanting) teeth, teeth-

Other fossil hunters: teeth, TEETH

British Geological Society: [pounding its clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
'Smiling' fossil discovered in Northumberland
The unusual looking fossil is estimated to be a few hundred million years old dating to the Carboniferous period.
www.bbc.com
February 19, 2026 at 2:23 PM
hell heron is the name of my new band
February 19, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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Honestly we should listen to these AI apologists, after all they were so right about NFTs
February 19, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment
February 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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HR: What's your complaint?
ME: Bill is a giant asshole.
HR: Please, I need you to be more formal.
ME: Sorry, WILLIAM is a giant asshole.
February 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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have thought of Virginia Giuffre frequently since she died last year, but truly daily for the last month, and her name should be spoken much, much more than it has been
February 19, 2026 at 3:56 PM
rocks only do this when they are in extreme distress
February 19, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Yoon and Prince Andrew wishing they had a friend like John Roberts.
February 19, 2026 at 11:16 AM
my beautiful muppette

okay, bye
February 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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basically every time someone says they want to have a "level-headed" conversation about AI or "just discuss" without everybody "getting up in arms" or whatever what they actually mean is "please agree with me that it's good and don't yell at me for using it :("
February 19, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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BREAKING — WE WON! DC Superior Court Judge Darlene Soltys ordered the DC Metropolitan Police to produce ALL body cam footage of the March 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace within 14 days.

Thanks to my @rcfp.org lawyers for their tireless work.

Details on thehandbasket.co later today!
February 18, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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I have two questions based on my brief exposure to that bizarre video.
1. I didn't see any steam? Was the sauna not doing what saunas do?

2. Are those the stretchy karate kick jeans that Chuck Norris used to sell in Sunday magazine ads?
February 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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I saw a brief part of the sauna video against my will while scrolling and I might have to quit the whole internet cold turkey now.
February 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
oh no shit? 😑
February 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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at this point the only technology i would get excited about is a time machine
February 18, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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I think anyone would be excited about innovative tech that's useful or solves a problem. Want your dishes clean with less labor? Dishwasher. Want to make calls when you're not home? Mobile phone. But why would you want an invasive computer program that lies to you and kisses your ass?
February 18, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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I recently walked for 6 hours through several inches of endless mud to view the Goldsworthy installations in Rosedale, so there really is art in the countryside. But I think the mud is also worth a mention.
February 18, 2026 at 12:12 PM
February 18, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this but if your car alarm has been going off outside my window for an hour could you please go fuck yourself immediately
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
having a multi-day convo with my cousin about toilets as one does
February 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
feeling to urge to join the crows marching around in the yard and presumably airing grievances at large
February 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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i just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple of swords, as a treat
February 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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This thread is the we are going to win thread, is the kids are alright thread, is the STOP ICE thread, is the civil society rising thread; read it through.
Let me tell you a tale of how completely the normies have been mobilized. My 14 year-old niece has done School of Rock for the past 5 years; last summer she was part of their touring band, and the kids loved playing together so much that they decided to keep doing it. (1/?)
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM