jagosaurus beaver supermoon
@jagosaurus.bsky.social
mostly feral | hater | autistic | hillbilly
Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface
Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks
Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface
Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks
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it’s okay to say that obviously shitty people are shitty and treat them accordingly
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And I didn’t see ONE Dilbert cartoon posted in tribute. No one was like, “all time favorite gag! Hung this on every cubicle I had!”
It’s like his whole body of work evaporated years ago
It’s like his whole body of work evaporated years ago
I was thinking how when Scott Adams was about to go and rightwingers were saying “you have no idea what impact it’s going to have when Scott Adams dies, he was loved by millions” and then he just died and nothing happened. These ghouls just disappear when they stop talking
Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and the right was like "THIS IS CIVIL WAR!" and three weeks later he was completely forgotten about? That's going to be most all the rest of these assholes too
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
And I didn’t see ONE Dilbert cartoon posted in tribute. No one was like, “all time favorite gag! Hung this on every cubicle I had!”
It’s like his whole body of work evaporated years ago
It’s like his whole body of work evaporated years ago
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Sometimes I want to be like Oprah and give each of you a car but Hot Wheels®️ are really expensive these days.
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Sometimes I want to be like Oprah and give each of you a car but Hot Wheels®️ are really expensive these days.
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umm yes, long time listener but first time caller and i’d like to say *begins screaming*
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
umm yes, long time listener but first time caller and i’d like to say *begins screaming*
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Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
When the shipping bulletin said “perhaps thundery, good, occasionally poor” I really felt that.
February 10, 2026 at 12:04 PM
When the shipping bulletin said “perhaps thundery, good, occasionally poor” I really felt that.
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Hey, exciting new internet psychosis everyone
fascinated by the adults on tiktok who have convinced themselves they were part of an 80s CIA program for gifted kids. one lady was like “don’t you remember how the rooms were painted light brown and they smelled like stale coffee and cigarettes?” like…babe? that’s every room in the 1980s
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Hey, exciting new internet psychosis everyone
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every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor
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I say this regularly. People use performative as a substitute for 'inauthentic' and we could all just say the words we mean to say. Erving Goffman helps us to understand that we perform all of the time in real life. Life itself is often a performance of self.
People have worn out "performative." We often perform things that are real, you know. Posting is a kind of performance of one's politics. Performative doesn't actually mean "fake" or "empty," it just gets deployed that way. We actually need performance. Case in point: last night's performance.
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I say this regularly. People use performative as a substitute for 'inauthentic' and we could all just say the words we mean to say. Erving Goffman helps us to understand that we perform all of the time in real life. Life itself is often a performance of self.
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If only someone had seen this coming.
The dark side of AI meeting notes | Fortune
The meeting ends. The AI doesn’t.
fortune.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
If only someone had seen this coming.
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the tech industry
February 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the tech industry
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Accurate
"About Edward: Looking for a younger woman who will mistake my brooding looks and condescending misanthropy for tragic torment, and ideally is into employer-employee roleplay."
If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were on Tinder
Name: Holden Caulfield Age: 19 Occupation: “Jobs” are for phonies who “care” about phony stuff like “bills” and “food” About Holden: Only looking f...
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Accurate
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If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
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Just learned that the testicles of sparrows increase in size by over 100 times every spring. I hope everyone has a nice day.
February 9, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Just learned that the testicles of sparrows increase in size by over 100 times every spring. I hope everyone has a nice day.
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The fact that Bad Bunny's halftime show made white bigots angry and feel excluded is A GOOD THING. It's one of the best things about it. It's not a problem to solve. It's a solution to pursue. Bigots *should* feel excluded. We should find *more* ways to celebrate the reality of USian diversity.
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 PM
The fact that Bad Bunny's halftime show made white bigots angry and feel excluded is A GOOD THING. It's one of the best things about it. It's not a problem to solve. It's a solution to pursue. Bigots *should* feel excluded. We should find *more* ways to celebrate the reality of USian diversity.
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Kid Rock looks like a Megazord of all the kinds of hepatitis
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Kid Rock looks like a Megazord of all the kinds of hepatitis
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The right will act like nobody has ever heard of someone like Bad Bunny, who has sold billions, then insist some shitty right wing band at a TPUSA event is the Beatles. They’re a bunch of weirdos and we ought to say so.
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
The right will act like nobody has ever heard of someone like Bad Bunny, who has sold billions, then insist some shitty right wing band at a TPUSA event is the Beatles. They’re a bunch of weirdos and we ought to say so.
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when pop culture no longer caters to your specific demographic you can accept that the world constantly changes or you can, I dunno, enact a fascist takeover of a country in the futile hope of forcing everyone to like the things you like
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 PM
when pop culture no longer caters to your specific demographic you can accept that the world constantly changes or you can, I dunno, enact a fascist takeover of a country in the futile hope of forcing everyone to like the things you like
text from my 85yo, southern, white father about the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 PM
text from my 85yo, southern, white father about the halftime show
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
![YOUR RING CAMERA IS AN ICE AGENT
[a drawing of a ring camera with an ice agent dragging a person away in its field of vision]
"In October of 2025, Amazon's Ring announced its partnership with FLOCK, an A.I. surveillance group that freely shares its footage with ICE, the secret service, and the navy. Flock customers can use A.I. tools to sift through footage to assist in all manner of operations (like raids and deportations) without a warrant. Unplug Ring! Melt ICE! Protect your neighbors!
See: https://blog.ring.com/about-ring/ring-expands-community-requests-to-additional-community-safety-partners/
https://www.404media.co/ice-secret-service-navy-all-had-access-to-flocks-nationwide-network-of-cameras/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp9MwZkHiMQ
https://www.aclum.org/campaigns-initiatives/get-the-flock-out-resource-guide/](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2aefnvhb3zmkrazk67dppxw/bafkreic7teyeocg7k5qcqxnc666k7clyiislh2zfi6iopcz6fs3e3lt6xy@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
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It’s hard to overstate how much the culture here revolves around patriotism, and it’s such an incredible relief to see REAL American values on display here. It was COLD yesterday, too, especially for southerners!
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
It’s hard to overstate how much the culture here revolves around patriotism, and it’s such an incredible relief to see REAL American values on display here. It was COLD yesterday, too, especially for southerners!
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I live in a military town in North Carolina and there’s one main intersection where small protests occasionally gather. In the past it’s always been pro-life people with big Bible verses and such, but yesterday it was a group with anti-fascist and anti-ICE signs. Seems like a hell of a vibe shift!
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I live in a military town in North Carolina and there’s one main intersection where small protests occasionally gather. In the past it’s always been pro-life people with big Bible verses and such, but yesterday it was a group with anti-fascist and anti-ICE signs. Seems like a hell of a vibe shift!
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My grandfather farmed for 55 years, longer if you count time spent with his father, who bought the land around 1900. He was a quiet, generous, sober & cautious man. I’m only slightly exaggerating when I say if he saw that he’d shoot the television.
There's a ChatGPT ad about a family farm where the owner says her family has been doing this for a hundred years and she doesn't want to be the one to screw it up and that's why she's getting advice from ChatGPT and, my God, can you people hear yourselves?
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
My grandfather farmed for 55 years, longer if you count time spent with his father, who bought the land around 1900. He was a quiet, generous, sober & cautious man. I’m only slightly exaggerating when I say if he saw that he’d shoot the television.
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Sorry for being nosy but I’m in a pretty quiet airport. a woman sat down next to a much older pilot here in the food court and started very obviously flirting with him but he absolutely cannot stop listing off aviation facts to her regardless of whatever question she asks him
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Sorry for being nosy but I’m in a pretty quiet airport. a woman sat down next to a much older pilot here in the food court and started very obviously flirting with him but he absolutely cannot stop listing off aviation facts to her regardless of whatever question she asks him
as as promised 💤💤💤
going to bed after the halftime show because I love myself
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
as as promised 💤💤💤