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beaver “jagosaurus” supermoon
@jagosaurus.bsky.social
mostly feral | hater | autistic | hillbilly

Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface

Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks
what a terrible time to have reading skills
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
new insult just dropped
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Paradise Kittens is the name of my new band.
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Not!My!Cat! proves that apparently, it’s a universal thing to kick a foot out from under the covers because you’ve gotten too hot even when it’s really cold.
October 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I mean, I understand but also jesus christ what
October 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
2025 in a nutshell
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Not! My! Cat! yesterday morning for your enjoyment
October 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally right now?
October 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
went to bitmoji to find extremely obnoxious images to spam a friend with for her birthday today, and it rendered like this, which is honestly impeccable

no notes
October 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Lord knows I hate a loose gavel. Thanks for the warning.
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the jokes

they write themselves
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
“thank u” -Gezus, probably
October 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
nah
October 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
no
September 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
in happy news, Not! My! Cat! has been (not) my cat for one year as of today
September 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
if you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
lest you think I am kidding
September 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Not! My! Cat! cannot believe I am asking where she is while we are literally looking right at each other
September 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Listen, I was a kid in the 1970s. I remember high-heeled sneakers. Mom had at least one pair that was basically lace-up espadrilles wedges. Bring those back before doing…whatever this is.
August 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
some more DC pictures
August 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
some pictures I took of DC back in the day
August 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
do what now
August 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
this chills me to the bone because AI will never be good enough to replace actual people but we will all get laid off in a c-suite flurry of excitement anyway
August 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
(Not!) My! Cat! is really uptight…just super stressed right now
August 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
this ad was a jump scare for me

in fact, I jumped all the way back to 1985 sitting beside my grandmother who was flipping past shoes (minus the whimsical laces) just like this in a Masseys catalog full of (to me) footwear crimes
August 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM