Jack Sampson
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"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."
July 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."
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April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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@petersagal.bsky.social great talk tonight! I really appreciate the context and the call to action in this moment. Fight to save the game so we can play the game.
On my list now: Constitution USA, Differ We Must, Caste, and King: A Life.
Plus, gotta work on a sexy John Bingham costume.
On my list now: Constitution USA, Differ We Must, Caste, and King: A Life.
Plus, gotta work on a sexy John Bingham costume.
February 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
@petersagal.bsky.social great talk tonight! I really appreciate the context and the call to action in this moment. Fight to save the game so we can play the game.
On my list now: Constitution USA, Differ We Must, Caste, and King: A Life.
Plus, gotta work on a sexy John Bingham costume.
On my list now: Constitution USA, Differ We Must, Caste, and King: A Life.
Plus, gotta work on a sexy John Bingham costume.
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If this happens - and if Musk et al get control of BLS - then all economic bets are off.
I can’t say it any more plainly than that.
I can’t say it any more plainly than that.
NEWS: Sources tell me that DOGE is setting its sights on the Department of Labor next. DOL workers have been ordered to give DOGE access to whatever they ask for—or risk termination.
“We’re supposed to stop everything we’re doing and do whatever the DOGE kids ask… It feels dirty and illegal.”
“We’re supposed to stop everything we’re doing and do whatever the DOGE kids ask… It feels dirty and illegal.”
February 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If this happens - and if Musk et al get control of BLS - then all economic bets are off.
I can’t say it any more plainly than that.
I can’t say it any more plainly than that.
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Pushing live production code cooked up by some young coders over a week of sleepness nights in place of a legacy system that is fundamental to the operation of the US government is against every programming best practice.
New Exclusive building on Wired's reporting: Musk operatives have already pushed live to production extensive code changes to the Treasury Department payment system which makes 95% of fed govs payments. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/musk-...
Musk Cronies Dive Into Treasury Dept Payments Code Base
Overnight Wired reported that contrary to published reports that DOGE operatives at...
talkingpointsmemo.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Pushing live production code cooked up by some young coders over a week of sleepness nights in place of a legacy system that is fundamental to the operation of the US government is against every programming best practice.
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My latest:
Did you hear about the Friday coup?
Elon Musk is in control.
www.thehandbasket.co
February 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My latest:
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Hello all cable news: do not broadcast the President of the United States talking about air traffic control. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
January 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Hello all cable news: do not broadcast the President of the United States talking about air traffic control. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
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Larry Ellison coming face to face with the white hot heat of teen customers believing that single pixel UI changes are vast government conspiracies
January 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Larry Ellison coming face to face with the white hot heat of teen customers believing that single pixel UI changes are vast government conspiracies
@reckless.bsky.social What's with the comments on this article? It reads like a highschool group chat. www.theverge.com/2025/1/19/24...
January 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
@reckless.bsky.social What's with the comments on this article? It reads like a highschool group chat. www.theverge.com/2025/1/19/24...
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Never going to forget or forgive a single fucking person who supported him.
🚨 Trump will instruct the federal government tomorrow via an executive order to not recognize that transgender people exist and exclusively recognize people as their sex assigned at birth.
www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...
www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...
EXCLUSIVE: Trump’s Day One Executive Order on ‘Male and Female’
The White House strikes out at gender ideology and pronouns. Also: ends housing of biological men in women’s prisons; self-ID on passports; and more.
www.thefp.com
January 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Never going to forget or forgive a single fucking person who supported him.
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My 3 y/o was reading Meta’s new community standards when she turned to me, gravely, and asked: “Daddy, why don’t people like the nice tech bro man with the fro and the bling?” And when I told her “because woke America has been neutered of its masculine energy,” she started crying.
January 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My 3 y/o was reading Meta’s new community standards when she turned to me, gravely, and asked: “Daddy, why don’t people like the nice tech bro man with the fro and the bling?” And when I told her “because woke America has been neutered of its masculine energy,” she started crying.
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Hello.
The stock market is not the economy.
Thank you and have a Happy New Year
The stock market is not the economy.
Thank you and have a Happy New Year
January 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hello.
The stock market is not the economy.
Thank you and have a Happy New Year
The stock market is not the economy.
Thank you and have a Happy New Year
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hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding
December 7, 2024 at 12:16 AM
hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding
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Critical Role Presents: Winter's Crest (A Holiday Album) - YouTube
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December 3, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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I would like to lodge a formal complaint against the words “numerator” and “denominator.”
If we wanted people to hate fractions more, we could not have picked better words.
If we wanted people to hate fractions more, we could not have picked better words.
November 29, 2024 at 4:25 PM
I would like to lodge a formal complaint against the words “numerator” and “denominator.”
If we wanted people to hate fractions more, we could not have picked better words.
If we wanted people to hate fractions more, we could not have picked better words.
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CHARLIE BROWN: happy thanksgiving!
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I cannot believe you said that that’s racist
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: he’s not my President
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I am too your son
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I cannot believe you said that that’s racist
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: he’s not my President
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I am too your son
November 28, 2024 at 7:38 PM
CHARLIE BROWN: happy thanksgiving!
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I cannot believe you said that that’s racist
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: he’s not my President
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I am too your son
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I cannot believe you said that that’s racist
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: he’s not my President
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I am too your son
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(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
@kimberlyadams.bsky.social @kairyssdal.bsky.social That crossover episode of Million Bazillion and Forever Ago was super cute, thanks for sharing!
November 27, 2024 at 4:19 AM
@kimberlyadams.bsky.social @kairyssdal.bsky.social That crossover episode of Million Bazillion and Forever Ago was super cute, thanks for sharing!
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For over 60 years, fire fighting in Indianapolis relied upon a series of towers to help spot fires across the city. This post explores the history of these towers, including the last one which closed in 1929. #indianapolishistory www.class900indy.com/post/eye-in-...
Eye in the Sky: The Last Indianapolis Fire Tower
Exploring the history of fire towers in Indianapolis, including the last one constructed atop the Barnes & Thornburg building in 1912.
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November 11, 2024 at 1:33 PM
For over 60 years, fire fighting in Indianapolis relied upon a series of towers to help spot fires across the city. This post explores the history of these towers, including the last one which closed in 1929. #indianapolishistory www.class900indy.com/post/eye-in-...