IT_Spook
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Old school IT Security guy, auditor imperious, retro streamer and proud Indigenous person. Shit Posting Philosopher. Nazi hunter. Author of horror fiction:
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another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
There were a lot of flaws for me in Season 5 of Stranger Things:
- way too may characters fighting for plots
- main characters became side characters and side characters became main characters
- struggling for a cohesive plot with long gaps of nothing
- tossing out past plot lines and lore
- way too may characters fighting for plots
- main characters became side characters and side characters became main characters
- struggling for a cohesive plot with long gaps of nothing
- tossing out past plot lines and lore
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
There were a lot of flaws for me in Season 5 of Stranger Things:
- way too may characters fighting for plots
- main characters became side characters and side characters became main characters
- struggling for a cohesive plot with long gaps of nothing
- tossing out past plot lines and lore
- way too may characters fighting for plots
- main characters became side characters and side characters became main characters
- struggling for a cohesive plot with long gaps of nothing
- tossing out past plot lines and lore
The fact that ChatGPT can cause death is a feature, not a bug.
December 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The fact that ChatGPT can cause death is a feature, not a bug.
While it’s not the same as the airport, watching people get belligerent at the train station check-in is just as good.
Double points for train staff not taking any shit from them.
Double points for train staff not taking any shit from them.
December 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
While it’s not the same as the airport, watching people get belligerent at the train station check-in is just as good.
Double points for train staff not taking any shit from them.
Double points for train staff not taking any shit from them.
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Bluesky was generally better when we all more or less agreed to simply block dumb accounts and move on rather than quote dunk on them for clout.
December 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Bluesky was generally better when we all more or less agreed to simply block dumb accounts and move on rather than quote dunk on them for clout.
Goals for the day:
(1) take in-laws to the train station.
(2) take wife to Walmart to get a new kettle
(3) vaccuum the house
(4) stream Arc Raiders?
(5) write?!
(1) take in-laws to the train station.
(2) take wife to Walmart to get a new kettle
(3) vaccuum the house
(4) stream Arc Raiders?
(5) write?!
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Goals for the day:
(1) take in-laws to the train station.
(2) take wife to Walmart to get a new kettle
(3) vaccuum the house
(4) stream Arc Raiders?
(5) write?!
(1) take in-laws to the train station.
(2) take wife to Walmart to get a new kettle
(3) vaccuum the house
(4) stream Arc Raiders?
(5) write?!
Tell me you are not creative without saying you are not creative.
Erin needs to find a new field of work.
Erin needs to find a new field of work.
Erin Underwood: Open Letter to the Science Fiction Writers Association and Community on AI
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Erin's core thesis is "There are responsible ways to use AI that support creators without replacing creative labor."
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Erin's core thesis is "There are responsible ways to use AI that support creators without replacing creative labor."
Erin Underwood: Open Letter to the Science Fiction Writers Association and Community
Hi Friends, Erin Underwood After writing the letter below, I thought rather than sending it to SFWA only, I’d share it with Mike at File 770 along with a note that read: “Am I crazy? Will this blow…
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December 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Tell me you are not creative without saying you are not creative.
Erin needs to find a new field of work.
Erin needs to find a new field of work.
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Someone posting “won’t someone please think of the Nazi camp guards” is the reason we need to return to the “block and move on” ethos of early bluesky
December 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Someone posting “won’t someone please think of the Nazi camp guards” is the reason we need to return to the “block and move on” ethos of early bluesky
Pair of suits; We need you to come back, sir.
Me in my garden: I left that life behind long ago.
Pair of suits: Our policies are in bad shape. Our controls are weak. The whole infoseec program is in shambles and only you can fix it.
Me in my garden: I’m an auditor now. I am happy finally.
Me in my garden: I left that life behind long ago.
Pair of suits: Our policies are in bad shape. Our controls are weak. The whole infoseec program is in shambles and only you can fix it.
Me in my garden: I’m an auditor now. I am happy finally.
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Pair of suits; We need you to come back, sir.
Me in my garden: I left that life behind long ago.
Pair of suits: Our policies are in bad shape. Our controls are weak. The whole infoseec program is in shambles and only you can fix it.
Me in my garden: I’m an auditor now. I am happy finally.
Me in my garden: I left that life behind long ago.
Pair of suits: Our policies are in bad shape. Our controls are weak. The whole infoseec program is in shambles and only you can fix it.
Me in my garden: I’m an auditor now. I am happy finally.
Went no contact with my abusive parent.
Delivered 14 audits with a young and slim team.
Took the wife to stay on a hobby farm in PEI.
Celebrated 30 years married to the most amazing woman on earth.
Delivered 14 audits with a young and slim team.
Took the wife to stay on a hobby farm in PEI.
Celebrated 30 years married to the most amazing woman on earth.
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Went no contact with my abusive parent.
Delivered 14 audits with a young and slim team.
Took the wife to stay on a hobby farm in PEI.
Celebrated 30 years married to the most amazing woman on earth.
Delivered 14 audits with a young and slim team.
Took the wife to stay on a hobby farm in PEI.
Celebrated 30 years married to the most amazing woman on earth.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
My eldest hosted a post Christmas dinner and it was glorious. I had to do nothing. It eat and lounge with her dogs.
December 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My eldest hosted a post Christmas dinner and it was glorious. I had to do nothing. It eat and lounge with her dogs.
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Does my network contain a California tax lawyer who can help a widow straighten out a horrifying post-death earnings boondoggle? @dataandpolitics.net is the widow in question
Seriously, are there any tax lawyers who will tell a widow at the end of their rope what to do?
I don't know how to tell the iRS my husband is dead.
I don't know how to tell the iRS my husband is dead.
December 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Does my network contain a California tax lawyer who can help a widow straighten out a horrifying post-death earnings boondoggle? @dataandpolitics.net is the widow in question
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I am so sick of all you assholes making me see Will Stancil posts despite having him blocked and his name muted. No one gives a shit about this annoying loser but you. Give it a rest and spare the rest of us. Pick up a hobby. Go down on your wife
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I am so sick of all you assholes making me see Will Stancil posts despite having him blocked and his name muted. No one gives a shit about this annoying loser but you. Give it a rest and spare the rest of us. Pick up a hobby. Go down on your wife
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025
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My hot take is that I do not trust people who have not spent atleast 6 months working full time in retail/food service
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My hot take is that I do not trust people who have not spent atleast 6 months working full time in retail/food service
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david arquette could host the joy of painting but bob ross couldn't win the wcw heavyweight title in a triple cage match
this is how i found out david arquette is a Certified Bob Ross Instructor, which is apparently a real thing
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
david arquette could host the joy of painting but bob ross couldn't win the wcw heavyweight title in a triple cage match
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Frodo sees the queen spider Shelob that Gollum lured him to, just then realizing Sam was right and no where in sight, says in a low tone to himself…. fuck
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Frodo sees the queen spider Shelob that Gollum lured him to, just then realizing Sam was right and no where in sight, says in a low tone to himself…. fuck
Just before Bilbo addresses his party guests, he mutters “Fuck” under his breath.
We’ve all been there.
We’ve all been there.
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Just before Bilbo addresses his party guests, he mutters “Fuck” under his breath.
We’ve all been there.
We’ve all been there.
I love that my daughters’ know my tastes so well. These are some of the great gifts they got me.
I raised them well.
I raised them well.
December 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I love that my daughters’ know my tastes so well. These are some of the great gifts they got me.
I raised them well.
I raised them well.
I had a joke about crypto currency but it someone stole all my cartoon monkey images and I went from being imaginary rich back to being real poor.
I had a joke about crypto currency but it was so easily hacked I lost it before the joke could even materialize.
I have a joke about crypto currency but I lost the password to the punchline and can't finish it
December 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I had a joke about crypto currency but it someone stole all my cartoon monkey images and I went from being imaginary rich back to being real poor.
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The Gestapo should never know a moment of peace and joy in their lives. Hound them and Shun them until and unless they are prosecuted and imprisoned for their crimes.
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The Gestapo should never know a moment of peace and joy in their lives. Hound them and Shun them until and unless they are prosecuted and imprisoned for their crimes.
Took in a showing of Five Night’s At Freddy’s 2 with the youngest and enjoyed myself. I love the vibe, set decoration and performances in this film. Even the music has pretty awesome.
Don’t get me wrong: this isn’t Shakespeare, but doesn’t have to be to be fun.
Don’t get me wrong: this isn’t Shakespeare, but doesn’t have to be to be fun.
December 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Took in a showing of Five Night’s At Freddy’s 2 with the youngest and enjoyed myself. I love the vibe, set decoration and performances in this film. Even the music has pretty awesome.
Don’t get me wrong: this isn’t Shakespeare, but doesn’t have to be to be fun.
Don’t get me wrong: this isn’t Shakespeare, but doesn’t have to be to be fun.
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Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
The Chinese food is here. My house is alive with the sounds of kids trashing talking each other. The spirit of Christmas is here.
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The Chinese food is here. My house is alive with the sounds of kids trashing talking each other. The spirit of Christmas is here.