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Mags Mikkelsen
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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“I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot!”
August 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial
August 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I admit that I do not fully grasp what the knowledge of an ongoing genocide demands of me, but I think if I were not bothered by that question—if I batted it away, like a gnat—it could only be because something essential and irreplaceable had absented itself from my soul.
July 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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something uniquely Right Now about watching a war criminal growl hateful nonsense into a Happy Dad Hard Seltzer mic flag
🚨On Nelk Boys podcast, Netanyahu on Mamdani’s win:

“A lot of people have been taken in by this nonsense..You want to defund the police..You want to crush all enterprise.You want to tax people to death.

“Sometimes folly overtakes human affairs for a while but not for long because reality steps in”
July 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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[I type “I’m sorry” on a typewriter]
“Holy shit my typewriter apologized!”
no it wasn’t and no it didn’t
July 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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“May every day be another wonderful secret”
July 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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It must feel amazing to launch a dinger out of Truist Park. Sending a rocket through the front window of a 300-seat Bonefish Grill in the adjacent mall, all the Vineyard Vines dudes in there are so scared at the sound that they instantly jump into their Sorcerer-size SUVs and drive 55 minutes home.
July 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I'm Sufjan Stevens, and this is Jackass
July 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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The future of this country depends on stuffing nerds back in lockers and I'm not exaggerating
We have fascinating "public intellectuals" now
July 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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i will vote for whichever politician demands access to the list of people who bought alligator alcatraz merch
July 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Funny how the US has basically the government of Iran now: Supreme Leader who rules by decree, priestly council with token opposition that decides whether the decisions are okay or not on arcane scriptural grounds, and completely ceremonial legislature
June 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I hope Melissa DeRosa’s brother is living his best life tonight!
June 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Congratulations to the 13 brave women who risked their careers and reputations to stand up to Cuomo’s sexual predation
June 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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on top of just being purely blissfully happy there's the incredible spite bonus that every soulless little ghoul who decided to pretend they hadn't ever denounced cuomo is getting absolutely nothing in return
June 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Spare a thought for Jessica Ramos, who threw out her principles & alliances for a spot in the Cuomo administration, and today got 0.39% and is watching a likely Mamdani primary win.
June 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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If you're about to post something mean about Andrew Cuomo, I urge you to pause, take a deep breath, and think of something even meaner.
i think cuomo did well considering he couldn’t campaign while the sun was up
June 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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- focused like a laser on cost of living issues
- spoke with “problematic” podcasters
- refused to language police when media elites asked him to

It’s really funny that Mamdani ran the perfect centrist campaign as a Democratic Socialist
June 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
June 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
June 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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RIP big dog
June 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers

the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok
June 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek signs the most important legislation in the country on getting private equity out of health care. Incredibly important, should be a model bill you can pass anywhere, red or blue. Years of work went into this.
oregoncapitalchronicle.com/2025/06/09/b...
Bill enacting nation’s strictest limits on corporate health care influence signed by Gov. Kotek • Oregon Capital Chronicle
Corporate investors hoping to take over local health care facilities in Oregon could soon face one of the hardest markets nationwide.
oregoncapitalchronicle.com
June 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM