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fragile, messy, remarkable oval.
brackish.
איך לערן זיך יידיש.
she/sie/elle/она/זי
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The first episode of The Clangers was originally broadcast on this day in 1969.
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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For me, it's the free-range baby in the background.
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
choosing to sing portishead’s glory box at karaoke is an act of violence
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
whoever gave alex jones that monkey’s paw really has a lot to answer for
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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It’s pretty dark that the absolute best case scenario for a lot of these guys is just that they really liked ol Jeff Epstein as their friend
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Editors tend to be beholden to things, right?
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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people simply have valid concerns about single sex spaces - guy who asks jeffrey epstein, the most famous pedophile in the world, for dating advice
it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I find myself increasingly wondering how able bodied people appear to believe that being disabled is"easy."
Getting accommodations in school, uni and/or work: easy, a breeze, even!
Getting a doctor to write you a certificate supporting your needs: EASY!
Working from home: EASY!
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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two dumb bitches saying exaaactlyyy
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I think it’s bad to rape teenagers
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
it is cold and raining and my entire body is screaming in pain, real november vibes
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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a lot of these people try to spin their retrograde attitudes about gender as a form of women's empowerment by appealing to the idea that femininity has been undervalued. but they don't want to elevate the status of femininity, they just want women to be more feminine so they can undervalue them
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.

So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
WHAT???? OKLAFUCKINGHOMA????
This is currently from my apartment, looking toward the city, in far SOUTHERN OKLAHOMA. Entire sky is full of color with this sub storm.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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they’re running out of white guys to pardon
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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[mumbling boerishly] who else up participating in humanizing interests
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Remember when he tweeted this about his own grandmother
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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for some reason, i don’t believe them
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM