reading this killed part of my brain

it sucks. congrats on getting through day 1.

I sincerely hope that your house is better insulated than mine!!!

this is it. this is what I want to see on bluesky. thank u.

I wish megyn’s daughter had the same fierce parental love and protective instinct that your daughter has.

“it keeps humping darkness” is my new favorite phrase ever written in the english language

fluffy potatoes!!!!!!!!!!!

if there existed even one single photo of me with my arm around kushner I would simply not wade in to defend the nyt in public on the topic of jeffrey epstein, but maybe that’s just me

ok so you never tried to publish a story that he wouldn’t like you to publish. not sure that’s as impressive as you think it is, bud.