k. m.
@integrowl.bsky.social
fka @geometree 🦇 atx 🔮 she/her 🍃 do no harm but take no shit 🌸 permasleepy woman-demon 😽 🩺 ❤️🩹 superstitious hyperrealist 🐾 💉 🩸
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no lies detected
December 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
no lies detected
throwback to the time my worst roommate ever decided to decorate a mini tree in the living room with a ton of tinsel and also leave it all over the house, even after i told her my dumb cat could eat it and die. i was cleaning up tinsel pieces for 2 months.
Seasonal reminder that ribbon and tinsel can be DEADLY for cats. Please keep ribbon stored safely and tinsel out of your home completely. ⚠️ hhvh.net/2018/01/13/w...
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
throwback to the time my worst roommate ever decided to decorate a mini tree in the living room with a ton of tinsel and also leave it all over the house, even after i told her my dumb cat could eat it and die. i was cleaning up tinsel pieces for 2 months.
wow, that last sentence. what a stinker
Possibly the only thing more freakish than Nuzzi's prose is the contortions her defenders twist themselves into. "She's not just hot, but she definitely is hot, while also being a vulnerable smol child. Also, criticizing her is sexist."
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
wow, that last sentence. what a stinker
he decided to pose for me
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
he decided to pose for me
all the 4-day-weekend, sunday-scaries posting is making me very smug that i took mon/tues off as well
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
all the 4-day-weekend, sunday-scaries posting is making me very smug that i took mon/tues off as well
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parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
watching the delightful hbo nora ephron doc and i very much identify with all the commentary on her personality from other people. extreme oldest daughter vibes.
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
watching the delightful hbo nora ephron doc and i very much identify with all the commentary on her personality from other people. extreme oldest daughter vibes.
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wearing a mask in, at the very least, public indoor spaces (grocery stores, pharmacies, transit, healthcare) is one of the most basic forms of allyship you can offer disabled people you’re forced share space with.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
wearing a mask in, at the very least, public indoor spaces (grocery stores, pharmacies, transit, healthcare) is one of the most basic forms of allyship you can offer disabled people you’re forced share space with.
i was having a rly normal night offline hanging out with a friend, now i log on and everything is on fire?
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i was having a rly normal night offline hanging out with a friend, now i log on and everything is on fire?
idk if bugonia lived up to the @roryblank.bsky.social hype but i rly enjoyed it. one of those movies where i desperately needed to pee for the last 45 minutes but refused to leave for fear i'd miss something
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
idk if bugonia lived up to the @roryblank.bsky.social hype but i rly enjoyed it. one of those movies where i desperately needed to pee for the last 45 minutes but refused to leave for fear i'd miss something
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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If you’re standing in a flattened wasteland where hundreds of thousands of people used to live and the government spokesman showing you around says there was an urgent military necessity to destroy every house to its foundations, you are morally and professionally obliged to stop participating.
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
If you’re standing in a flattened wasteland where hundreds of thousands of people used to live and the government spokesman showing you around says there was an urgent military necessity to destroy every house to its foundations, you are morally and professionally obliged to stop participating.
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me when management starts talking about forcing us to do interventional surgeries again
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
me when management starts talking about forcing us to do interventional surgeries again
izombie and nancy drew
Name movie or tv universes that aren’t connected but should be.
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
izombie and nancy drew
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if you see some dipshit noname account on reddit posting reactionary interpretations of one piece and other manga, you are obliged to say "peter thiel just fuck off and die" in the 1/10000 chance that you nail him
October 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
if you see some dipshit noname account on reddit posting reactionary interpretations of one piece and other manga, you are obliged to say "peter thiel just fuck off and die" in the 1/10000 chance that you nail him
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand
“papers in IEEE format”
“papers in IEEE format”
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
"Mixed inclusion ratio trust"
"Mixed inclusion ratio trust"
October 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
declined referral started mexiletine
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real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism
October 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism
one battle after another was so fucking good! my only complaint is that i'm fairly sure there's no such thing as a suitcase-style portable centrifuge, like physically it just would not work
October 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
one battle after another was so fucking good! my only complaint is that i'm fairly sure there's no such thing as a suitcase-style portable centrifuge, like physically it just would not work
putting the birthdays of friends/family into my calendar as a recurring event has been such a game changer. i've always felt bad about my inability to remember important dates but now i can finally be a birthday person
October 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
putting the birthdays of friends/family into my calendar as a recurring event has been such a game changer. i've always felt bad about my inability to remember important dates but now i can finally be a birthday person
i had to look this up but apparently ERO is short for enforcement and removal operation and not, as i assumed, extraordinary rendition officer
A solitary protester plays Rage Against the Machine as ERO agents swarm to chase him back two feet onto the public sidewalk.
September 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
i had to look this up but apparently ERO is short for enforcement and removal operation and not, as i assumed, extraordinary rendition officer
Men: "sure you can come work for free, just show up"
Reality: managing a bunch of people who 1. don't have physical labor experience 2. don't know what tasks are required to complete the project and 3. the order in which to do the tasks is a full time job
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRHM...
Reality: managing a bunch of people who 1. don't have physical labor experience 2. don't know what tasks are required to complete the project and 3. the order in which to do the tasks is a full time job
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRHM...
The Something Awful Forums’ Failed Jungle Commune
YouTube video by STRANGE ÆONS
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September 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Men: "sure you can come work for free, just show up"
Reality: managing a bunch of people who 1. don't have physical labor experience 2. don't know what tasks are required to complete the project and 3. the order in which to do the tasks is a full time job
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRHM...
Reality: managing a bunch of people who 1. don't have physical labor experience 2. don't know what tasks are required to complete the project and 3. the order in which to do the tasks is a full time job
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRHM...