Alan Kelly
@akellyucc.bsky.social
Personal ramblings about the world we live in and life in general, especially science and culture. Frequent puns and dogs. Professor and food scientist at @ucc.bsky.social
Utterly bonkers that this is a possibility
According to Aaja Chemnitz, a member of the Danish Parliament representing Greenland, a clear and comprehensive contingency plan must be communicated to the Greenlandic population in preparation for an American military invasion, including for peaceful and armed resistance to US occupation.
Aaja Chemnitzip innuttaasunut pilersaaruteqartikkusukkaa: - Ajornerpaamik pisoqarsinnaaneranut piareersassaagut
IA-meersup folketingimut ilaasortap, Aaja Chemnitzip oqarnera naapertorlugu kalaallit innuttaasut Amerikamiut sakkutuuleeratarnissanut qanoq iliuuseqarnissamut ersarissumik nalunaaruteqarfigissapput.
knr.gl
January 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Utterly bonkers that this is a possibility
Rob’n the Hood
January 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Rob’n the Hood
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Extraordinarily bleak paragraph about US science by @philipcball.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Extraordinarily bleak paragraph about US science by @philipcball.bsky.social
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
An epic Irish struggle underway -
On one hand, biggest Glenroes of the year
On the other, snow and ice alerts
Whoever wins, we lose
#speirgorm
On one hand, biggest Glenroes of the year
On the other, snow and ice alerts
Whoever wins, we lose
#speirgorm
January 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
An epic Irish struggle underway -
On one hand, biggest Glenroes of the year
On the other, snow and ice alerts
Whoever wins, we lose
#speirgorm
On one hand, biggest Glenroes of the year
On the other, snow and ice alerts
Whoever wins, we lose
#speirgorm
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That whistling sound you hear is all of the things I said I'd circle back to in January getting ready to crush me like Wile E Coyote.
January 4, 2026 at 2:27 PM
That whistling sound you hear is all of the things I said I'd circle back to in January getting ready to crush me like Wile E Coyote.
He’s back on about Greenland again FFS
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
He’s back on about Greenland again FFS
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This painting is very notable as it earned Ireland our very first OLYMPIC MEDAL in Paris in 1924, when painting was an event
The Liffey Swim, Dublin, 1923, painting by Jack B. Yeats, 1871-1957 (National Gallery of Ireland).
January 4, 2026 at 11:53 AM
This painting is very notable as it earned Ireland our very first OLYMPIC MEDAL in Paris in 1924, when painting was an event
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I don’t believe any country has ever been invaded for its offshore wind turbines.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 AM
I don’t believe any country has ever been invaded for its offshore wind turbines.
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With this regime anything is possible…
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
With this regime anything is possible…
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German is a great language
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
German is a great language
They are monitoring this delicate geopolitical moment through Twitter
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
They are monitoring this delicate geopolitical moment through Twitter
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you know when they first turned on the large hadron collider and we thought nothing happened
February 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
you know when they first turned on the large hadron collider and we thought nothing happened
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Every day when we wake up in 2026
a woman is saying `` this is the bad place ! ''
ALT: a woman is saying `` this is the bad place ! ''
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Every day when we wake up in 2026
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Trump still writing 2025 on all his illegal head of state kidnapping orders.
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Trump still writing 2025 on all his illegal head of state kidnapping orders.
What I hear when they say “Raisin Cain”
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
What I hear when they say “Raisin Cain”
No translation needed
Conferenza stampa
#Trump: ho sconfitto il 96% del #narcotraffico via mare
Nella foto il grafico esplicativo del #narcotraffico
#Trump: ho sconfitto il 96% del #narcotraffico via mare
Nella foto il grafico esplicativo del #narcotraffico
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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6 7! He forgot to wobble his hands though
Trump brain flits to Washington DC: "We haven't had a killing. We had the terrorist attack a few weeks ago. Uhhh. A little bit of a different kind of a threat. But we haven't had a killing in a long period of time. Six, seven months." (This is a lie.)
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
6 7! He forgot to wobble his hands though
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Shoutout to every scholar of the United States who will have to explain this to people in the next few days and cannot just resort to this meme.
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Shoutout to every scholar of the United States who will have to explain this to people in the next few days and cannot just resort to this meme.
On a morning when the world feels like a scary and uncertain place, some cheesy humour might be welcome
January 3, 2026 at 11:59 AM
On a morning when the world feels like a scary and uncertain place, some cheesy humour might be welcome
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How did we miss all those colourful shapes on the ground FFS?
January 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
How did we miss all those colourful shapes on the ground FFS?
That right hand image was the basis for some brilliant mock-ups in the heyday of Twitter.
Bernie Sanders, the bundle up king. 🧤
Bernie Sanders at Zohran Mamdani's inauguration // Bernie Sanders at Joe Biden's 2021 inauguration.
Bernie Sanders at Zohran Mamdani's inauguration // Bernie Sanders at Joe Biden's 2021 inauguration.
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
That right hand image was the basis for some brilliant mock-ups in the heyday of Twitter.