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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
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If Jesse Gemstone were Secretary of Defense, like what exactly would be different
March 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
If Jesse Gemstone were Secretary of Defense, like what exactly would be different
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THEO VON: dang that Altman guy souns like a real aysshole
ME: That's right Theo Von
ME: That's right Theo Von
March 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
THEO VON: dang that Altman guy souns like a real aysshole
ME: That's right Theo Von
ME: That's right Theo Von
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out on the White House lawn having the time of my life with all my friends
they're all just out of frame, laughing too
they're all just out of frame, laughing too
March 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
out on the White House lawn having the time of my life with all my friends
they're all just out of frame, laughing too
they're all just out of frame, laughing too
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Tired of businesses making things where it’s like “if you don’t have time for lunch, Sponk is a full meal replacement drink”
first of all fuck you I want time for lunch
first of all fuck you I want time for lunch
March 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Tired of businesses making things where it’s like “if you don’t have time for lunch, Sponk is a full meal replacement drink”
first of all fuck you I want time for lunch
first of all fuck you I want time for lunch
My Big Ass 2025.
Are YOUR business leaders talking about freaky sex on LinkedIn??
B2B = Butt-to-Butt
MBA = My Big Ass
SaaS = Sucking at a Seminar
HR = Hot Rubbing
PMP = Pulling My Penis
B2B = Butt-to-Butt
MBA = My Big Ass
SaaS = Sucking at a Seminar
HR = Hot Rubbing
PMP = Pulling My Penis
March 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My Big Ass 2025.
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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
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"democrats plan to color coordinate to communicate opposition" is the biggest loser shit i've ever heard. School Spirit Week-ass action. "I do not give facebook my permission"-ass action. are they hitting themselves in the head with hammers at every DNC event
March 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"democrats plan to color coordinate to communicate opposition" is the biggest loser shit i've ever heard. School Spirit Week-ass action. "I do not give facebook my permission"-ass action. are they hitting themselves in the head with hammers at every DNC event
In which I learn there's a worse name for a state citizen than Utahn (Utahan, if your nasty). God bless you Illinoisans, I had no idea.
I will be staying in close contact with representatives from Canada and Mexico to emphasize Illinois’ commitment to an ongoing trade partnership, and I will not stop fighting to ensure Illinoisans get a fair deal for our economy and our families.
March 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
In which I learn there's a worse name for a state citizen than Utahn (Utahan, if your nasty). God bless you Illinoisans, I had no idea.
More of this!!
I have a public library card for the first time in my life (embarrassing! I know) and I’m absolutely drunk on power.
February 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
More of this!!
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hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"
February 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"
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Tired: "Computers will replace human workers because they cannot make mistakes"
Wired: "it's not wrong you're just asking the questions wrong"
Inspired: "look at it it's a little baby boy it's a little baby birthday boy you wouldn't hit a birthday boy for being wrong"
Wired: "it's not wrong you're just asking the questions wrong"
Inspired: "look at it it's a little baby boy it's a little baby birthday boy you wouldn't hit a birthday boy for being wrong"
Society accepts that humans make mistakes, but it will also need to decide an acceptable level of error from AI too, says Uber's CEO.
Uber's CEO asks how smart AI must be to earn forgiveness for its mistakes
Society accepts that humans make mistakes, but it will also need to decide an acceptable level of error from AI too, says Uber's CEO.
www.businessinsider.com
January 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Tired: "Computers will replace human workers because they cannot make mistakes"
Wired: "it's not wrong you're just asking the questions wrong"
Inspired: "look at it it's a little baby boy it's a little baby birthday boy you wouldn't hit a birthday boy for being wrong"
Wired: "it's not wrong you're just asking the questions wrong"
Inspired: "look at it it's a little baby boy it's a little baby birthday boy you wouldn't hit a birthday boy for being wrong"
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
my robot vacuum has been missing for months. i still have a regular one, so not a huge problem, but i've looked EVERYWHERE and can't find it. really concerned about what it says about the state of my surroundings that i lost a whole robot.
January 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
my robot vacuum has been missing for months. i still have a regular one, so not a huge problem, but i've looked EVERYWHERE and can't find it. really concerned about what it says about the state of my surroundings that i lost a whole robot.
"Hands in, gentlemen. Clear eyes, full hearts, Zarathustra can’t lose."
"Our opponent lives, though they do not yet know it, in the twilight of their idols—specifically, the false idols of ground-and-pound, line-of-scrimmage-obsessed football."
A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought
Team, tonight we play the biggest game of our lives. I know you have heard our opposing coach’s comments—“We’re doing everything we can to honor ou...
buff.ly
January 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"Hands in, gentlemen. Clear eyes, full hearts, Zarathustra can’t lose."
this is a still from gotye's "someone that i used to know" and i won't hear otherwise.
my android assistant when, clutching my throat and sinking to my knees, i reach a hand up and hoarsely demand "the antidote"
January 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
this is a still from gotye's "someone that i used to know" and i won't hear otherwise.
i just got a new car that has free siriusXM and i've been listening to nothing but "DMB radio". This rings incredibly true.
my level of stress is best tracked by how much late 90s/early 00s alt rock I’m listening to
in related news everclear, matchbox 20 and @eve6.bsky.social have been on heavy rotation for the last few days
in related news everclear, matchbox 20 and @eve6.bsky.social have been on heavy rotation for the last few days
January 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i just got a new car that has free siriusXM and i've been listening to nothing but "DMB radio". This rings incredibly true.
i just found a fruit roll-up in a bottom drawer at work, and eating it honestly changed the course of my day. god bless you weird little corn syrup disc.
(also, i finally gave up on twitter, even the real housewives banter couldn't keep me)
(also, i finally gave up on twitter, even the real housewives banter couldn't keep me)
January 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i just found a fruit roll-up in a bottom drawer at work, and eating it honestly changed the course of my day. god bless you weird little corn syrup disc.
(also, i finally gave up on twitter, even the real housewives banter couldn't keep me)
(also, i finally gave up on twitter, even the real housewives banter couldn't keep me)
i just met with accessibility services at the u over zoom. they were so helpful. i was dressed as guy fieri. it was not acknowledged and i love that for me.
October 31, 2023 at 8:02 PM
i just met with accessibility services at the u over zoom. they were so helpful. i was dressed as guy fieri. it was not acknowledged and i love that for me.
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this is why I'm always saying
October 23, 2023 at 2:42 PM
this is why I'm always saying
my dad just texted me to let me know that i should get away from all tvs and phones and computers and radios for 2 hours tomorrow. having conspiracy theorists as parents is at least kind of fun as an adult. as a kid it was just confusing as hell.
October 3, 2023 at 4:25 PM
my dad just texted me to let me know that i should get away from all tvs and phones and computers and radios for 2 hours tomorrow. having conspiracy theorists as parents is at least kind of fun as an adult. as a kid it was just confusing as hell.