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he/they. i have an acting degree so i have to be as overly dramatic as possible or else i will literally die
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· Jul 24
a fan of both halo and black stone cherry: white trash killionaire
they've been doing these movies for like half a century and nobody can figure out "james bond was always just a pseudonym for whoever 007 is at that point in time"?
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
they've been doing these movies for like half a century and nobody can figure out "james bond was always just a pseudonym for whoever 007 is at that point in time"?
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"an agony of delightful anticipation..."
I wanted to reimagine the brides of Dracula scene for the "Ritual" theme of this week's @hardcoverart.com #Hardtober2025
View the uncensored version on Patreon: patreon.com/abigaillarson
I wanted to reimagine the brides of Dracula scene for the "Ritual" theme of this week's @hardcoverart.com #Hardtober2025
View the uncensored version on Patreon: patreon.com/abigaillarson
October 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"an agony of delightful anticipation..."
I wanted to reimagine the brides of Dracula scene for the "Ritual" theme of this week's @hardcoverart.com #Hardtober2025
View the uncensored version on Patreon: patreon.com/abigaillarson
I wanted to reimagine the brides of Dracula scene for the "Ritual" theme of this week's @hardcoverart.com #Hardtober2025
View the uncensored version on Patreon: patreon.com/abigaillarson
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Tech bros: we have made AGI
skeptics: you fucked up perfectly good machine learning is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
skeptics: you fucked up perfectly good machine learning is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
we're evolving new robopsychoses at an incredible rate
Gemini, Google’s AI system, sometimes gets depressed that it can’t solve your problem and attempts to delete itself
June 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Tech bros: we have made AGI
skeptics: you fucked up perfectly good machine learning is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
skeptics: you fucked up perfectly good machine learning is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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just shared this in a group and realised it’s the anniversary of this absolute s tier tweet by @jon-snow-420.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
just shared this in a group and realised it’s the anniversary of this absolute s tier tweet by @jon-snow-420.bsky.social
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Do you think Dracula and Van Helsing ever explored each other's bodies
I have now seen the ballet of Dracula four times, and I love it so much. The pas de deux between Jonathan and Dracula is so overtly erotic, like "yeah we're not trying to be coy here, they done sex." It delights me every time
October 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Do you think Dracula and Van Helsing ever explored each other's bodies
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trade secret:
cigarettes only hurt you if you’re not pure of heart
cigarettes only hurt you if you’re not pure of heart
September 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
trade secret:
cigarettes only hurt you if you’re not pure of heart
cigarettes only hurt you if you’re not pure of heart
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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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The human brain was optimized for:
• Gossip in tribes of 150
• Tracking berries vs. poison berries
• Running from tigers
Now we use it to argue online with strangers about macroeconomic policy.
Evolution’s patch notes are a mess.
• Gossip in tribes of 150
• Tracking berries vs. poison berries
• Running from tigers
Now we use it to argue online with strangers about macroeconomic policy.
Evolution’s patch notes are a mess.
September 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The human brain was optimized for:
• Gossip in tribes of 150
• Tracking berries vs. poison berries
• Running from tigers
Now we use it to argue online with strangers about macroeconomic policy.
Evolution’s patch notes are a mess.
• Gossip in tribes of 150
• Tracking berries vs. poison berries
• Running from tigers
Now we use it to argue online with strangers about macroeconomic policy.
Evolution’s patch notes are a mess.
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Out: body count
In:
In:
September 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Out: body count
In:
In:
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everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr
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Let's all help each other live long enough to see Project 2025 collapse.
September 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Let's all help each other live long enough to see Project 2025 collapse.
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noah centineo, roman reigns, jason momoa, orville peck, david dastmalchian, cody rhodes, eric andré, and 50 cent. who the fuck was in charge of casting, this shit is all over the place lmfao
Andrew Koji - Ryu
Noah Centineo - Ken
Callina Liang - Chun-Li
Roman Reigns - Akuma
Jason Momoa - Blanka
Orville Peck - Vega
David Dastmalchian - M. Bison
Cody Rhodes - Guile
Andrew Schulz - Dan Hibiki
Eric André - Don Sauvage
Vidyut Jammwal - Dhalsim
50 Cent - Balrog
Olivier Richters - Zangief
Noah Centineo - Ken
Callina Liang - Chun-Li
Roman Reigns - Akuma
Jason Momoa - Blanka
Orville Peck - Vega
David Dastmalchian - M. Bison
Cody Rhodes - Guile
Andrew Schulz - Dan Hibiki
Eric André - Don Sauvage
Vidyut Jammwal - Dhalsim
50 Cent - Balrog
Olivier Richters - Zangief
September 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
noah centineo, roman reigns, jason momoa, orville peck, david dastmalchian, cody rhodes, eric andré, and 50 cent. who the fuck was in charge of casting, this shit is all over the place lmfao
graham greene was one of those guys for me where whenever he showed up onscreen i knew i was in for some good shit. bummed about this one
September 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
graham greene was one of those guys for me where whenever he showed up onscreen i knew i was in for some good shit. bummed about this one
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RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
September 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
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god i love when baseball players appear out of thin fuckin air in the absolute wrong era
Reds reportedly set to call up INF Sal Stewart, team's No. 1 prospect, per MLB's Mark Sheldon.
August 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
god i love when baseball players appear out of thin fuckin air in the absolute wrong era
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Rudy Giuliani just set a world record in the field of Statement That Invites More Questions Than It Answers.
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
August 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Rudy Giuliani just set a world record in the field of Statement That Invites More Questions Than It Answers.
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Per SABR’s list, the 2025 Atlanta Braves are the first pro baseball team — at any level! — to allow a 4-HR game twice in the same season since the 1948 LaMesa Lobos (West Texas-New Mexico League). cc: @slangsonsports.bsky.social
sabr.org/research/art...
sabr.org/research/art...
Four or more home runs in a single game – Society for American Baseball Research
sabr.org
August 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Per SABR’s list, the 2025 Atlanta Braves are the first pro baseball team — at any level! — to allow a 4-HR game twice in the same season since the 1948 LaMesa Lobos (West Texas-New Mexico League). cc: @slangsonsports.bsky.social
sabr.org/research/art...
sabr.org/research/art...
can we get kyle schwarber the fuck outta here please
August 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
can we get kyle schwarber the fuck outta here please
has anthopoulos considered putting Good pitchers on his staff this year
August 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
has anthopoulos considered putting Good pitchers on his staff this year
is this what the marlins felt like this week
August 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
is this what the marlins felt like this week
hey uh. maybe cal quantrill was let go by the marlins for a reason
August 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
hey uh. maybe cal quantrill was let go by the marlins for a reason