Morgan
@mport25.bsky.social
He/Him.
Former Libero Sponsor of the University of Pittsburgh Volleyball Team.
Four Squirrels in a trenchcoat. Hail to Pitt.
You know one thing that is technically legal to say, is we have a group that meets Fridays under the Brooklyn bridge
Former Libero Sponsor of the University of Pittsburgh Volleyball Team.
Four Squirrels in a trenchcoat. Hail to Pitt.
You know one thing that is technically legal to say, is we have a group that meets Fridays under the Brooklyn bridge
Pinned
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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I mean we’ve all been sitting around waiting a few thousand years; I think Arteta has a right to be skeptical
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I mean we’ve all been sitting around waiting a few thousand years; I think Arteta has a right to be skeptical
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Cc @mport25.bsky.social some folks getting ready for tomorrow’s PittFB game.
at a nature center where they have put little festive hats on the taxidermied display animals and I want this level of dignity when I die
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Cc @mport25.bsky.social some folks getting ready for tomorrow’s PittFB game.
more now than ever. The hope that it happens grows by the minute.
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
more now than ever. The hope that it happens grows by the minute.
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
I am at work this morning. Usually there's about 15 people in my office. There will be 3 here today.
Whomever allowed this to happen can eat shit.
(Consider this the black Friday edition of the "eat shit" newsletter @mwn3d.bsky.social)
Whomever allowed this to happen can eat shit.
(Consider this the black Friday edition of the "eat shit" newsletter @mwn3d.bsky.social)
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I am at work this morning. Usually there's about 15 people in my office. There will be 3 here today.
Whomever allowed this to happen can eat shit.
(Consider this the black Friday edition of the "eat shit" newsletter @mwn3d.bsky.social)
Whomever allowed this to happen can eat shit.
(Consider this the black Friday edition of the "eat shit" newsletter @mwn3d.bsky.social)
Thanksgiving reminder.
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Thanksgiving reminder.
Okay. So I haven't been following hockey that closely but Connor McDavid for Tristan Jarry seems like a pretty reasonable trade for both sides.
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Okay. So I haven't been following hockey that closely but Connor McDavid for Tristan Jarry seems like a pretty reasonable trade for both sides.
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
Celebrating Thanksgiving by watching Inglourious Basterds
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Celebrating Thanksgiving by watching Inglourious Basterds
Don't give to the Salvation Army.
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Don't give to the Salvation Army.
post something random or you’ll have an awful december
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
post something random or you’ll have an awful december
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@mport25.bsky.social listening to Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party:
Great individual effort by Williams.
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
@mport25.bsky.social listening to Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party:
waiting for the tryptophan to hit
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
waiting for the tryptophan to hit
WHAT IS GOING ON.
MY SUPER TRUMP AUNT AND UNCLE ARE ABSOLUTELY SHITTING ON HIM. IM SO CONFUSED.
MY SUPER TRUMP AUNT AND UNCLE ARE ABSOLUTELY SHITTING ON HIM. IM SO CONFUSED.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
WHAT IS GOING ON.
MY SUPER TRUMP AUNT AND UNCLE ARE ABSOLUTELY SHITTING ON HIM. IM SO CONFUSED.
MY SUPER TRUMP AUNT AND UNCLE ARE ABSOLUTELY SHITTING ON HIM. IM SO CONFUSED.
Get this boy some food.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Get this boy some food.
Fox News be like:
God damn it, those are snowflakes. Hate this.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fox News be like:
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Thanksgiving means the Cowboys play means I need to port over my tradition of sharing this deleted tweet from 2014
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Thanksgiving means the Cowboys play means I need to port over my tradition of sharing this deleted tweet from 2014
New Stranger Things episodes are WILD.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
New Stranger Things episodes are WILD.
Wearing my Homefield 1966 Texas Western National Champs shirt to family thanksgiving hoping a racist uncle asks me why I'm wearing it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Wearing my Homefield 1966 Texas Western National Champs shirt to family thanksgiving hoping a racist uncle asks me why I'm wearing it.
We need to talk about Linda Hamilton's wig in Stranger Things. It's so fucking bad.
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
We need to talk about Linda Hamilton's wig in Stranger Things. It's so fucking bad.
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.