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Still not Kaz.
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, it's New Bird Day!!
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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My field research continues:

Bsky is a Sailor Moon website.
Xwitter is a Nichijou website.
Tumblr is an Inuyasha website.
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Bjork's hitboxes are wild
Here is Bjork for no reason
December 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I will never forgive the tech bros for ruining cute animal videos.
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Wake Up Dead Man shows something I don't really see a lot in film: a piece of art about Christianity from the perspective of a nonbeliever who is very familiar with Christianity, who dislikes organized Christianity but wants to believe in the greater concept of empathy it’s supposed to embody
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in CONTROL Resonant, a thrilling action-adventure RPG.

Watch the announcement trailer: youtu.be/WhQm-ExRz60

CONTROL Resonant is out in 2026 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, PC, and Mac.

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CONTROL Resonant – Announcement Trailer | The Game Awards 2025
Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in this thrilling action-adventure RPG. Unleash the extraordinary powers of Dylan Faden as he fights for his humanity and survival…
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I hate the online reaction cycle that praises a piece of art a lot and uses it as an example of what’s good about the medium but then the moment it gets awards or enough acclaim or fandom, suddenly we have to talk about how it’s actually not really that good and it’s overrated and always sucked
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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the small language model arrived
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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got the most spectacular text from my friend last night
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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For the record, I will be swearing in on Octavia Butler’s Parable of the Sower after I’m elected.
Swear your oath ON the dome.
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Innocent Tour // KSS // PC-98
December 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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November 8, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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July 12, 2023 at 11:11 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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when i came out of the weed store i had to do a doubletake at what was parked next to me
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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what they don't tell you about mahjong is it inevitably always goes like this
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Tetrisphere is a video game
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM