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ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ok this joke might be a little too specific
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir?
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
December 29, 2023 at 1:59 AM
ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir?
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
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tired: Mentos, the freshmaker
wired: Manos, the fatemaker
wired: Manos, the fatemaker
May 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
tired: Mentos, the freshmaker
wired: Manos, the fatemaker
wired: Manos, the fatemaker
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
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not now babe it's infishtructure week
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
not now babe it's infishtructure week
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I haven’t updated my gps since 2007 if anyone needs to get to Kmart
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I haven’t updated my gps since 2007 if anyone needs to get to Kmart
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
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a dingo pupy christmas - patreon.com/wolfpupy
December 24, 2024 at 3:10 PM
a dingo pupy christmas - patreon.com/wolfpupy
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Kid Klown on SNES offering the forbidden controller option 😓
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Kid Klown on SNES offering the forbidden controller option 😓
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In the spirit of old Mad Magazine, please allow me to say this: today is Blecch Friday
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
In the spirit of old Mad Magazine, please allow me to say this: today is Blecch Friday
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
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leave them on the porch, i’ll be by later
"where should we put the leftovers?" "maybe we should just put them outside since it's cold out" excuse me, are you being paid by Big Raccoon
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
leave them on the porch, i’ll be by later
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got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
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Scrooge: you there, boy, what day is this?
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
November 23, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Scrooge: you there, boy, what day is this?
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Thanksgiving is a lot like Halloween because it’s a holiday that involves food. The biggest difference is that no one is particularly impressed when you show up to Thanksgiving dinner dressed like a zombie cheerleader.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Thanksgiving is a lot like Halloween because it’s a holiday that involves food. The biggest difference is that no one is particularly impressed when you show up to Thanksgiving dinner dressed like a zombie cheerleader.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane