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In the spirit of old Mad Magazine, please allow me to say this: today is Blecch Friday
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
In the spirit of old Mad Magazine, please allow me to say this: today is Blecch Friday
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
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leave them on the porch, i’ll be by later
"where should we put the leftovers?" "maybe we should just put them outside since it's cold out" excuse me, are you being paid by Big Raccoon
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
leave them on the porch, i’ll be by later
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got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
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Scrooge: you there, boy, what day is this?
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
November 23, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Scrooge: you there, boy, what day is this?
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Thanksgiving is a lot like Halloween because it’s a holiday that involves food. The biggest difference is that no one is particularly impressed when you show up to Thanksgiving dinner dressed like a zombie cheerleader.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Thanksgiving is a lot like Halloween because it’s a holiday that involves food. The biggest difference is that no one is particularly impressed when you show up to Thanksgiving dinner dressed like a zombie cheerleader.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, Charlie Brown.
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, Charlie Brown.
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We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
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“the Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.”
Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*
Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“the Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.”
Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*
Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*
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I am still astonished that "let's cook a frozen and dripping bird with surprise ice crystals in multiple gallons of boiling oil within our home!" ever became a thing. Home deep fried turkeys will be remembered alongside radium water.
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I am still astonished that "let's cook a frozen and dripping bird with surprise ice crystals in multiple gallons of boiling oil within our home!" ever became a thing. Home deep fried turkeys will be remembered alongside radium water.
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RIP to the banger I was thinking of when falling asleep and thought for sure I would remember later
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
RIP to the banger I was thinking of when falling asleep and thought for sure I would remember later
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“You met me at a very strange time in my life”
-me to everyone i have ever met
-me to everyone i have ever met
April 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“You met me at a very strange time in my life”
-me to everyone i have ever met
-me to everyone i have ever met
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Donald Duck is a man who is depicted as a duck. Daffy Duck is a duck who walks and talks like a man. I hope this clears things up.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Donald Duck is a man who is depicted as a duck. Daffy Duck is a duck who walks and talks like a man. I hope this clears things up.
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Someone pointed out to me long ago that the MLB logo looks like a bird with its beak open getting ready to bat. I will see it this way forever and ever
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Someone pointed out to me long ago that the MLB logo looks like a bird with its beak open getting ready to bat. I will see it this way forever and ever
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(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t
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imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
April 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
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