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If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age
March 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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"breaking kayfabe" is a great way of putting it - when I read the Flood 33⅓ book the authors were openly in a bind when they got to dissecting this one bc it just isn't interested in being slippery or misleading! Yet it somehow fits within the TMBG ethos - I can't imagine another band writing it
still isn’t my favorite, but you can trace the trajectory of the last few decades from how my opinion changed from “uncharacteristically didactic, sticks out like a sore thumb” to “the nerds thought it important enough in 1990 to break kayfabe and say party drunk racists are the biggest red flag”
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"breaking kayfabe" is a great way of putting it - when I read the Flood 33⅓ book the authors were openly in a bind when they got to dissecting this one bc it just isn't interested in being slippery or misleading! Yet it somehow fits within the TMBG ethos - I can't imagine another band writing it
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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i think it's important to note that bill maher doesn't like mamdani because he's muslim. that's the whole reason
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i think it's important to note that bill maher doesn't like mamdani because he's muslim. that's the whole reason
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this is just a wild thing to tweet a week after democrats won a statewide in Georgia by 20 points. completely divorced from the current electoral environment
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
this is just a wild thing to tweet a week after democrats won a statewide in Georgia by 20 points. completely divorced from the current electoral environment
this bitch is the reason i didn't go see materialists, stop casting her! she and her hideous cohost suck!
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
this bitch is the reason i didn't go see materialists, stop casting her! she and her hideous cohost suck!
seems like a good day to clarify that this post was inspired by kelsey mckinney thanking olivia nuzzi in her acknowledgements for "you didn't hear this from me," which qualifies as a jump scare
one of my favorite hobbies is reading the acknowledgements sections of contemporary fiction, it's wild who knows each other lol
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
seems like a good day to clarify that this post was inspired by kelsey mckinney thanking olivia nuzzi in her acknowledgements for "you didn't hear this from me," which qualifies as a jump scare
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Please admire my 88 year old grandfather’s grocery list
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Please admire my 88 year old grandfather’s grocery list
also too young to get birth control or an abortion without parental consent but old enough to fuck, somehow
the conservative position is that 15 is too young to know what their gender or sexuality is but also old enough to fuck creepy old men
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
also too young to get birth control or an abortion without parental consent but old enough to fuck, somehow
i think all of the pedophiles should continue self-identifying, better to drive the cockroaches out into the light
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i think all of the pedophiles should continue self-identifying, better to drive the cockroaches out into the light
ah so you mean rosalia, a spaniard, got popular by using reggaeton and latina aesthetics and then ditched it for her serious album? what a surprise lol
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ah so you mean rosalia, a spaniard, got popular by using reggaeton and latina aesthetics and then ditched it for her serious album? what a surprise lol
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
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some good news: kim davis publicly ate shit, again
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
some good news: kim davis publicly ate shit, again
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Won’t somebody please think of the hurt feelings of the armed agents of state violence preying on vulnerable members of our communities and all others who don’t want to live in an authoritarian hellscape? They also have feelings, and those feelings must be honored.
From the outside it might look like ICE officers wear masks to avoid accountability, but in reality they are a way to avoid accountability.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Won’t somebody please think of the hurt feelings of the armed agents of state violence preying on vulnerable members of our communities and all others who don’t want to live in an authoritarian hellscape? They also have feelings, and those feelings must be honored.
one of my favorite hobbies is reading the acknowledgements sections of contemporary fiction, it's wild who knows each other lol
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
one of my favorite hobbies is reading the acknowledgements sections of contemporary fiction, it's wild who knows each other lol
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September 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
not to defend spain too much, but a lot of americans make fun of the accent and then turn around and order "jalapeenos"
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
not to defend spain too much, but a lot of americans make fun of the accent and then turn around and order "jalapeenos"
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
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My takeaway from the elections yesterday is that it’s one thing to be unpopular and have a large portion of the media apparatus desperate to pretend that’s not the case but it’s another thing to be unpopular and have that be an undeniable fact
November 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
My takeaway from the elections yesterday is that it’s one thing to be unpopular and have a large portion of the media apparatus desperate to pretend that’s not the case but it’s another thing to be unpopular and have that be an undeniable fact
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cuomo was the candidate for the cruel, stupid, bigoted, arrogant, greedy, and lazy. in a way am sorry that they cannot be part of this beautiful moment because of the existence they have chosen, but more than that i treasure their humiliation
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
cuomo was the candidate for the cruel, stupid, bigoted, arrogant, greedy, and lazy. in a way am sorry that they cannot be part of this beautiful moment because of the existence they have chosen, but more than that i treasure their humiliation
these people fucking hate democracy lmao, like god forbid the candidate everyone votes for wins. quelle tragédie.
![Screenshot of article that reads: “A Mamdani victory is a serious political problem for those in the party who believe, as we do, that our primary focus must be on flipping red and purple seats blue, expanding the map for Democrats, and creating a path back to Congress and the White House,” Matt Bennett, executive vice president of center-left think tank Third Way, told MSNBC. “The [Democratic Socialists of America] platform — which Mamdani has not repudiated — hands a potent set of weapons to Republican ad makers eager to tie Mamdani-style politics to Democrats running in much tougher places than deep blue New York.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ozma3timm5c32fa7bimb4zaj/bafkreidedpbe5cweyx6x5pz66ypn74fumifyvinjjr4prysjpvopaqi4vi@jpeg)
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
these people fucking hate democracy lmao, like god forbid the candidate everyone votes for wins. quelle tragédie.