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literally the only good thing andrew cuomo gave us was New York SLUT
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
it took two middle aged white bozos to write this article
September 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
man, fuck the new @gothamist.com , a pro-cop rag
September 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
TDKR is a pro cop movie and you can tell because after the cops have been stuck in a sewer for months (?), they emerge perfectly clean and cleanshaven, ready to fight bad guys
August 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I will never get over how proud people are of being monolingual boors. Imagine thinking you're superior when you either choose to know less than others or think you're "incapable" of doing what most of the world does. Fucking losers.
July 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
has anyone told them to get good?
May 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
April 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
love this for me
April 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
November 16, 2024 at 11:01 PM
idk if IKEA is using AI to generate responses to customer reviews but these are INSANE
September 24, 2024 at 10:01 AM
wonks and dweebs keep saying that infiltrating the supply chain and blowing up random electronics is "brilliant" and i'm just gonna repost the dril tweet
September 24, 2024 at 9:45 AM
you know it
June 30, 2024 at 12:47 PM
i didn't know this was happening and could never afford anything, but now I'm obsessed with this bookshelf
June 18, 2024 at 4:26 PM
this is so fucking dumb because the democrats are blowing it over a guy who was half a breath from going to jail for corruption before october 7
April 7, 2024 at 4:54 PM
hahaha it's a philly band! here is a european looney toon though
February 1, 2024 at 11:25 AM
2024 is looking good so far
January 31, 2024 at 10:38 PM
This is the funniest email I've ever gotten
January 8, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Chlorine by Jade Song was fucking WILD, read this if you want some stomach-turning explorations of competitive athletics, team dynamics, predatory coaches, racism, coming-of-age, and femininity that still manages to be ethereal
November 21, 2023 at 2:11 PM
one thing about bluesky is there aren't enough bozos telling the dumbest lies you've ever heard
November 4, 2023 at 12:13 PM
no thank you!
September 28, 2023 at 4:49 PM
One problem with sweaters today is that everyone either wants a cheap synthetic blend or something with way too much cashmere in it to get the sort of structure and stitch definition you get with wool
September 21, 2023 at 5:17 PM
I think that maybe I shouldn't be reading this while I have a molly hangover lol, I am in despair
August 17, 2023 at 12:22 PM
i hope this fight includes some good old fashioned boxing brain injuries
August 7, 2023 at 4:20 PM
this is like the funniest review I've ever read on storygraph, it's for Jenny Offill's Dept. of Speculation and the narrator is a wife who has been cheated on lmfao
August 4, 2023 at 4:39 PM
OK, I do remember being 6 or so and watching Titanic and thinking that this scene was "wrong" because "girls go on top because they're smaller." I did not know what sex was lol
July 5, 2023 at 7:48 PM