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Holden Nelson
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software engineer. prolific reposter.
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I can honestly imagine any result tonight. In order of what I think is most likely to least likely:

Close SEA lower-scoring win
Close NE lower-scoring win
Total SEA defensive dominance, blowout
Maye solves SEA defense, close shootout like NFC CG
Sam Darnold meltdown, Pats blowout
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
just wrote my first rust macro and my laptop started levitating
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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the defender pulling Stafford's handwarmer instead of tackling him was like a lizard shedding its tail from a predator
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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Keon Coleman listening:
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 11:49 AM
> Rivers chopping wood
> helicopter lands
> Sean Payton emerges
January 18, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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Oh god Jags Bills is tomorrow
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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quoth the raven: couldn't score
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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Me waiting for my DoorDash order
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Bubbles Antiques
Marvell, AR
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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i need to get good at programming one of these days
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Getting better at my pour
December 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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people: f x
people who just started using a language with the pipe operator: x |> f
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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In its defense, it is a nonprofit organization.
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Chiefs fans across the nation are dusting their Patriots jerseys off
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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calling svgs an attack vector is a diabolical pun
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Limewire Wrapped top song: Borat.exe
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yes of course! Thanks for your time.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Thank you!
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM