@hitchosawa.bsky.social
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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My, "I DO NOT PEPPER SPRAY CHILDREN" shirt has people, etc etc
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My, "I DO NOT PEPPER SPRAY CHILDREN" shirt has people, etc etc
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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🚨BIG changes happening -- ICE leadership is being purged tonight. The old guard, which prioritized targeted enforcement operations aimed at people with criminal records, is being replaced with Border Patrol and Gregory Bovino's "Midway Blitz" style.
Think things are bad now? It'll get worse.
Think things are bad now? It'll get worse.
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
🚨BIG changes happening -- ICE leadership is being purged tonight. The old guard, which prioritized targeted enforcement operations aimed at people with criminal records, is being replaced with Border Patrol and Gregory Bovino's "Midway Blitz" style.
Think things are bad now? It'll get worse.
Think things are bad now? It'll get worse.
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Feeling dehydrated? This quenched my thirst. www.wsj.com/us-news/zohr...
October 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Feeling dehydrated? This quenched my thirst. www.wsj.com/us-news/zohr...
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Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.
October 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.
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please read my memo www.theverge.com/business/793...
Memo to Bari Weiss Re: CBS News: You’re doomed
Bari Weiss has sold her company, The Free Press, to manage the decline of broadcast news at CBS. How many ways can it go wrong?
www.theverge.com
October 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
please read my memo www.theverge.com/business/793...
This is a great article, and this line in particular struck me:
"We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply."
The whole thing is worth a read
"We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply."
The whole thing is worth a read
I'm starting to think we need to bring back a constructive form of shame, which @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social makes a great case for in this excellent piece:
www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...
www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...
October 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This is a great article, and this line in particular struck me:
"We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply."
The whole thing is worth a read
"We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply."
The whole thing is worth a read
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"The deal is a huge bet that artificial intelligence can significantly cut EA’s operating costs, allowing the equity consortium to manage a large debt load on a company that historically carried limited net debt."
Oh okay so they're dead dead. We're not just talking about BioWare like EA is dead.
Oh okay so they're dead dead. We're not just talking about BioWare like EA is dead.
Video games maker Electronic Arts strikes $55bn deal to go private
Saudi-backed transaction orchestrated by Jared Kushner and Silver Lake is biggest-ever leveraged buyout
www.ft.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"The deal is a huge bet that artificial intelligence can significantly cut EA’s operating costs, allowing the equity consortium to manage a large debt load on a company that historically carried limited net debt."
Oh okay so they're dead dead. We're not just talking about BioWare like EA is dead.
Oh okay so they're dead dead. We're not just talking about BioWare like EA is dead.
Tell me you never went to any of your kid's doctors appointments without telling me you never went to any of their appointments.
Also, love the idea of a "blend" - can we request different aromas?
Also, love the idea of a "blend" - can we request different aromas?
Trump: "I think it has -- I think it's very bad. They're pumping, it looks like they're pumping into a horse. You have a little child, a little fragile child, and you get a vat of 80 different vaccines, I guess. 80 different blends. And they pump it in. So ideally, a woman won't take Tylenol."
September 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Tell me you never went to any of your kid's doctors appointments without telling me you never went to any of their appointments.
Also, love the idea of a "blend" - can we request different aromas?
Also, love the idea of a "blend" - can we request different aromas?
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the biden administration suspecting and proving that homan would take a bribe and then being unprepared to take the next step and just letting him walk away with $50k for doing nothing is so on the nose it just doesnt feel real
September 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
the biden administration suspecting and proving that homan would take a bribe and then being unprepared to take the next step and just letting him walk away with $50k for doing nothing is so on the nose it just doesnt feel real
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Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it
September 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
This almost makes me want to buy and install a flag pole so I can fly my flag at full mast
rightwingers driving around pissing themselves off that businesses don’t have their flags at half mast is maybe one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
September 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This almost makes me want to buy and install a flag pole so I can fly my flag at full mast
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BURKE: I work for the company. but don't let that fool you, I'm really an okay guy
REVIEWER: that guy seems okay
BURKE: those two facehuggers are worth millions to the bioweapons division. if you're smart we can both come out of this as heroes & be set up for life
REVIEWER: dope, they'll be rich
REVIEWER: that guy seems okay
BURKE: those two facehuggers are worth millions to the bioweapons division. if you're smart we can both come out of this as heroes & be set up for life
REVIEWER: dope, they'll be rich
September 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
BURKE: I work for the company. but don't let that fool you, I'm really an okay guy
REVIEWER: that guy seems okay
BURKE: those two facehuggers are worth millions to the bioweapons division. if you're smart we can both come out of this as heroes & be set up for life
REVIEWER: dope, they'll be rich
REVIEWER: that guy seems okay
BURKE: those two facehuggers are worth millions to the bioweapons division. if you're smart we can both come out of this as heroes & be set up for life
REVIEWER: dope, they'll be rich
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it’s early but it seems like maybe this is relevant again (wrote it last week fml)
September 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
it’s early but it seems like maybe this is relevant again (wrote it last week fml)
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Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
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(trying to explain "fuck, marry, kill" to a black widow spider) no it's *three different* guys
September 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
(trying to explain "fuck, marry, kill" to a black widow spider) no it's *three different* guys
Tell me you didn't understand Apocalypse Now without telling me you didn't understand Apocalypse Now
The president of the United States just declared war, actual military war, not a metaphorical one, on a major American city, and one governed by his political opponents.
In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.
In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Tell me you didn't understand Apocalypse Now without telling me you didn't understand Apocalypse Now
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Walz: "It boggles my damn mind that in the midst of a military takeover of our cities, the flaunting of the rule of law, that the press finds the need to talk about, 'Oh, there's a division in the Dem Party.' There's a division in my damn house & we're still married and things are good. That's life"
August 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Walz: "It boggles my damn mind that in the midst of a military takeover of our cities, the flaunting of the rule of law, that the press finds the need to talk about, 'Oh, there's a division in the Dem Party.' There's a division in my damn house & we're still married and things are good. That's life"