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asking chatgpt for ways to get my dad to stop vibe coding
October 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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BDSM really do just be woke misogyny
September 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I had a question come up and it's a good one, so I thought I would do a quick thread:

We often see silent movie footage that is battered, decayed and smeary but what did these films look like to their original audience.

And the answer is... it depends!
August 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
November 27, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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Only cool people will get this comic , sorry everyone else.
March 5, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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the time of "let people enjoy things", "reach across the aisle", "everyone is valid" is over. now is the time of the Hater
February 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
August 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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There should be an update for RDR2 where you can hunt and kill the characters from HBO’s The Gilded Age
August 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
New band name dropped
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
July 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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For reals. Humanity has had access to ChatGPT for several years now and no one has generated a single piece of creative art or media that has had any impact whatsoever. If ChatGPT did what they say it does, we would be witnessing a huge influx of culture shattering novels, movies, etc.
People think they have amazing stories about ChatGPT. And they tell them all the time. You just don’t register them as amazing if you are a normal ish adult human being because it’s mid shit like, “it told me to eat brisket!” or “it wrote twenty emails no one wants!”
I’ve never had someone in real life tell me how amazing ChatGPT has been for them with a concrete example but I’m hearing more and more stories of people’s lives being significantly disrupted by it in a bad way (ex from this morning: a friend of a friend’s dad is “dating” ChatGPT)
July 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Brother just say you’ve got a crush on Derrick Henry
Next up on the Transvestigators: Derrick Henry [preview of the upcoming episode] Someone in the shades says, "Derrick Henry has two first names and a ladygait. It's time to transvestigate."
July 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Bluesky, unlike X, doesn’t punish posts with links. Which means there is no good reason (and frankly no good excuse) for posts with screengrabs of articles that don’t link to them.

It’s bad for readers and bad for the writers whose work you’re using. Posting text? Link to where you got it.
June 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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La Blue Girl is better than For All Mankind.
June 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
June 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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this is the funniest political compass i think ive ever seen lmao
May 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Me, sorting space photos: Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
May 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
These new fursonas are starting to get a little out of hand
May 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My taxi business would never get off the ground if I weren’t able to steal cars from the dealership
May 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Someone sitting at my desk:
my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities
May 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Would
Feeling pretty blessed that this cursed meat pie crust pizza from dominoes is what’s making headlines here in Australia.
May 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
AHAB includes whalers
May 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“Oopsy, our soldiers did a minor fucky-wucky and are working vewwy hard to not shoot people who can get us in trouble.”
Incredible — After shooting at a group of diplomats from nearly *two dozen* countries, the Israeli military says it "regrets the inconvenience caused."

The diplomats were from China, Brazil, India, Russia, Japan, Canada, Mexico, France, Türkiye, Spain, Portugal, Jordan, the UK, Egypt, and more.
May 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM