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Giving me unicorn vibes!
September 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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August 9, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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galaxy brain meme: 1: playing as the allies because they won 2: playing as axis for team balance 3: playing against the axis because they're nazis 4: teamkilling axis players
July 27, 2024 at 8:07 AM
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I wonder if the bagel head guy is still baking up forehead bagels.
Still of a young Japanese woman with a swelling in the middle of her forehead that’s indented in the middle, looking like a donut or a bagel. The woman is holding a hand mirror to admire the forehead bagel.
June 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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An illustration of a Hindu deity with the caption “This is samsara we suffer here / Take yo sensitive ass back to Nirvana”
June 15, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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BREAKING they're putting paul giamatti in star wars
actor paul giamatti with blue makeup and orange hair in a maroon suit, from the movie film Big Fat Liar (2002)
June 15, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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Shhhiiiiitt
June 5, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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May 28, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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A boy praying bedside, he has a speech bubble that reads “Please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny”. He is wearing a pink hat and shirt.
May 20, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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The blinds are broken so I can see the light change through the night and watch night give way to dawn

This sunrise is gray and anemic and the sheets are soaked in sweat from the first proper hangover in years

“Good morning”
A picture of broken vertical blinds in a cheap apartment. It is dawn and the walls are beige and grey. Nothing is clear through the window. There are two small plastic stars, blue and green, on the ceiling.
May 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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A screenshot from an episode of the Simpsons capturing Marge Simpson saying "Hmm, That's true, but he shouldn't say it." in subtitles.
April 5, 2024 at 6:52 PM