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Before they’d only go so far as to be like “Everyone should be able to feel safe at home 💖” and now it’s “The blood of the tyrants will match our William Morris wallpaper”
January 29, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Before they’d only go so far as to be like “Everyone should be able to feel safe at home 💖” and now it’s “The blood of the tyrants will match our William Morris wallpaper”
It's 3pm, have you given your cat a little kiss today?
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
It's 3pm, have you given your cat a little kiss today?
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On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 AM
On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?
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if this was the title of a romance novel, I'd download it IMMEDIATELY. i'm not even sorry.
That question is deeply relevant for the future of United States armed forces
January 29, 2026 at 3:24 PM
if this was the title of a romance novel, I'd download it IMMEDIATELY. i'm not even sorry.
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i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
It's 3pm, time to go give your cats a little kiss on their perfect heads
January 28, 2026 at 8:05 PM
It's 3pm, time to go give your cats a little kiss on their perfect heads
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387 tiny paper buildings, made in the 1950s / 60's by Austrian insurance clerk Peter Fritz.
socks-studio.com/2013/12/06/t...
They were stored in a plastic bag, before ending up in a junk shop where Oliver Croy found them in the early 2010s.
socks-studio.com/2013/12/06/t...
They were stored in a plastic bag, before ending up in a junk shop where Oliver Croy found them in the early 2010s.
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 PM
387 tiny paper buildings, made in the 1950s / 60's by Austrian insurance clerk Peter Fritz.
socks-studio.com/2013/12/06/t...
They were stored in a plastic bag, before ending up in a junk shop where Oliver Croy found them in the early 2010s.
socks-studio.com/2013/12/06/t...
They were stored in a plastic bag, before ending up in a junk shop where Oliver Croy found them in the early 2010s.
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Small bit of trivia: the Dallas PBS station manager who approved buying/converting the Monty Python tapes, which essentially led to their movie career because it was so well received in America via the PBS underground, was Robert Wilson (father of Owen, Luke, and Future Man Wilson)
January 28, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Small bit of trivia: the Dallas PBS station manager who approved buying/converting the Monty Python tapes, which essentially led to their movie career because it was so well received in America via the PBS underground, was Robert Wilson (father of Owen, Luke, and Future Man Wilson)
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Learning a lot about something called Moopsy
January 28, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Learning a lot about something called Moopsy
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Show some damn respect for an American hero!
January 28, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Show some damn respect for an American hero!
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joke
sincere post about i love you
joke
the worst thing you've ever heard the government doing
joke
footage of war crimes
joke
the world is burning and nobody cares
joke
joke about one of the horrors
regular joke
acknowledgement about the horrors but sincere
panic
crashout
return
joke
♻️
sincere post about i love you
joke
the worst thing you've ever heard the government doing
joke
footage of war crimes
joke
the world is burning and nobody cares
joke
joke about one of the horrors
regular joke
acknowledgement about the horrors but sincere
panic
crashout
return
joke
♻️
January 27, 2026 at 9:54 PM
joke
sincere post about i love you
joke
the worst thing you've ever heard the government doing
joke
footage of war crimes
joke
the world is burning and nobody cares
joke
joke about one of the horrors
regular joke
acknowledgement about the horrors but sincere
panic
crashout
return
joke
♻️
sincere post about i love you
joke
the worst thing you've ever heard the government doing
joke
footage of war crimes
joke
the world is burning and nobody cares
joke
joke about one of the horrors
regular joke
acknowledgement about the horrors but sincere
panic
crashout
return
joke
♻️
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I just posted this drawing of a melting ice cube I made for a completely different project. It has a transparent background and you can use it for any flyers or posters you need! The alphabet at the top is also available. Hope it makes somebody's life easier!
www.patreon.com/posts/149278...
www.patreon.com/posts/149278...
January 27, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I just posted this drawing of a melting ice cube I made for a completely different project. It has a transparent background and you can use it for any flyers or posters you need! The alphabet at the top is also available. Hope it makes somebody's life easier!
www.patreon.com/posts/149278...
www.patreon.com/posts/149278...
"my new years resolution is to doomscroll less"
You got it boss, can't doomscroll with a kitten to the face, checkmate
You got it boss, can't doomscroll with a kitten to the face, checkmate
January 26, 2026 at 10:34 PM
"my new years resolution is to doomscroll less"
You got it boss, can't doomscroll with a kitten to the face, checkmate
You got it boss, can't doomscroll with a kitten to the face, checkmate
I hated it when strange new worlds did annoyingly blatant merch tie ins but I am furious that there is not an easy way for me to purchase capt ake's warp core printed pjs
January 26, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I hated it when strange new worlds did annoyingly blatant merch tie ins but I am furious that there is not an easy way for me to purchase capt ake's warp core printed pjs
I hate working from home but I do love taking a lunch break bath
January 26, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I hate working from home but I do love taking a lunch break bath
Baby time
January 25, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Baby time
Maybe you also need to watch baby pickles sleep for a minute
January 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Maybe you also need to watch baby pickles sleep for a minute
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![Comic. [Person pointing to graph on wall, addressing two people – one with close-cropped haircut, one with shoulder-length styled haircut – seated behind a desk.] PERSON: By lowering the planned satellite orbit, we can reduce the size of the launch vehicle required. We can reduce costs further by eliminating the satellite entirely in favor of an aerial platform. Some equipment could be moved to a ground-based facility, reducing required aircraft time. Additional savings could be… [caption] I’m trying to get NASA to build a shed in my backyard.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibr5srobdfzld7ciekkd2s7icra7o4uix5pol3mlf3jmne5c5e7lu@jpeg)
January 24, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars
January 20, 2026 at 7:21 PM
kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars
Unpacking groceries, I don't remember buying these big veggies!
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Unpacking groceries, I don't remember buying these big veggies!
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Thesis: ICE is un-American and the Minneapolis protestors are real Americans.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
January 23, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Thesis: ICE is un-American and the Minneapolis protestors are real Americans.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.