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Trying to convince my wife that as bad as things feel it’s worth taking solace in the fact that Nikola Jokic has returned from his injury.
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Trying to convince my wife that as bad as things feel it’s worth taking solace in the fact that Nikola Jokic has returned from his injury.
My pottery class turned into a 1 on 1 workshop today when I was the only one to show up, which led to my very Russian teacher declaring I was no longer a student, I am now her apprentice/assistant
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
My pottery class turned into a 1 on 1 workshop today when I was the only one to show up, which led to my very Russian teacher declaring I was no longer a student, I am now her apprentice/assistant
Start bread dough at 6pm, why not. Who's even pretending they're in control of their life right now
February 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Start bread dough at 6pm, why not. Who's even pretending they're in control of their life right now
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hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo
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relevant to many of yalls interests.
February 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
relevant to many of yalls interests.
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"I am my own original sin. One someone is always willing to forgive. Until enough of you demand that I be better."
I’m Still Your America
Hey, patriot. It’s been a week. As ICE spreads terror through the streets, and Teacup Eichmann presided over the murder of yet another innocent civ...
buff.ly
January 30, 2026 at 7:27 PM
"I am my own original sin. One someone is always willing to forgive. Until enough of you demand that I be better."
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skaters will not have this problem should they choose to skate with the universally beloved music of the Mountain Goats
I’m getting word that there are skaters having to fight music rights battles right now just days before the Olympics. We know Lauriault/le Gac has already made the decision to change their RD. Don’t be surprised if we get some other program changes in Milan
January 31, 2026 at 1:43 PM
skaters will not have this problem should they choose to skate with the universally beloved music of the Mountain Goats
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The lions like Calvin Klein 😂😂😂
January 31, 2026 at 2:22 PM
The lions like Calvin Klein 😂😂😂
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D’Arcy Winston Straub, you are the Mountain Loon of the Year, this is delightful.
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 PM
D’Arcy Winston Straub, you are the Mountain Loon of the Year, this is delightful.
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I need you to know that you can buy individual crabs from LEGO and they are 21¢ each
www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...
www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...
January 30, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I need you to know that you can buy individual crabs from LEGO and they are 21¢ each
www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...
www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...
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Reading Regency lit like
January 30, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Reading Regency lit like
Exhausted from crime and property destruction
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Exhausted from crime and property destruction
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Real talk, if Thomas Paine were alive today he'd currently be in prison for sending "The Case for Bombing Their Homes" to his 500,000 Substack readers and then minutes after hitting the publish button attempting to purchase 57 tons of fertilizer
I think that overall substack has been a net negative for the American experiment, which is very funny because Thomas Paine would have loved substack
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Real talk, if Thomas Paine were alive today he'd currently be in prison for sending "The Case for Bombing Their Homes" to his 500,000 Substack readers and then minutes after hitting the publish button attempting to purchase 57 tons of fertilizer
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Bro looks like Leap Day William's Wario
Wearing a cross outside the mustard suit brings the ensemble all together.
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Bro looks like Leap Day William's Wario
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Me every morning in this fucking country
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Me every morning in this fucking country
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kms postponed till march 18, 2028
January 30, 2026 at 5:41 PM
kms postponed till march 18, 2028
It's too cold, the kittens keep breaking shit, I have deadlines, shut it down
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 PM
It's too cold, the kittens keep breaking shit, I have deadlines, shut it down
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Before they’d only go so far as to be like “Everyone should be able to feel safe at home 💖” and now it’s “The blood of the tyrants will match our William Morris wallpaper”
January 29, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Before they’d only go so far as to be like “Everyone should be able to feel safe at home 💖” and now it’s “The blood of the tyrants will match our William Morris wallpaper”
It's 3pm, have you given your cat a little kiss today?
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
It's 3pm, have you given your cat a little kiss today?
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On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 AM
On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?
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if this was the title of a romance novel, I'd download it IMMEDIATELY. i'm not even sorry.
That question is deeply relevant for the future of United States armed forces
January 29, 2026 at 3:24 PM
if this was the title of a romance novel, I'd download it IMMEDIATELY. i'm not even sorry.
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i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.