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-- something witty here --
that’s right, Washington 😏👏
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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me in any conversation about anything lately:
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
GOSH this still gives me chills at the crescendo and is a delight from start to end. posted for no reason.
February 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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if IBM is resorting to hiring entry level employees, we might actually have hit a wall on ai’s ability to generate profits, and cut costs
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
yesgood
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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This company is so uniquely toxic and awful.
Meta's plan for launching glasses that people can use to secretly identify strangers on the street is to do it "during a dynamic political environment" when people who care about why that's bad are "focused on other concerns."

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I don’t believe in the death penalty, but for every member of this administration I am willing to make an exception
February 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
the sound I made
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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This singed my eyelashes off.
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
turn on your Ring Privacy Destroyer And Government Snitch Camera Network because sometimes it finds a lost dog is some real Fuck You shit
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
do not buy the pervert glasses from Meta
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
that was not at all my jam but it was delightful and joyous and fun and LOL the director should just get their Emmy now because that was a technical masterpiece?? (and the Stephen Miller types hated it, so all the better)
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
twice!
YES! It happened. (Briefly.)
We all saw the fellas grindin right? That may be a first for the super bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
speed running the Big Game just watching commercials, and they've been shit for years, but this is a real WTF year - that Dunkin commercial was a hate crime
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
knowledge of number 3 IS a burden tho
In case nobody has told you yet today:
1. You are allowed to rest.
2. Your pain is real.
3. Wombats are the only animals that poop in perfect cubes and they stack them like little brown bricks to mark territory.
4. You are not a burden.
February 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
y’all can’t joke in context-free posts about the judges giving four 0s while the Olympics are on ITS CONFUSING
February 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
listening to Drawfee as they try to figure out what the stick an orchestra conductor uses, and I'm fully the TikTok shape block girl like "... baton. it's- it's called a baton. ... ... ...a baton."
February 5, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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You fucking cowards
February 4, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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If you work in a high school and your students are walking out for a righteous cause:

Don’t get in their way, you’re going to look like an asshole
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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A society that can't make room for exceptions will have no space for the exceptional.
February 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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liam and his dad are home!

and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
okay, but that Harry Potter Heated Rivalry sketch sucked ass, so Connor had better beat the shit out of that writers room
February 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
the amount I hate Schumer is not greater than the amount I hate literally any member of this administration, but he’s like RIGHT next in line after all of them ffs
Schumer has graduated to world-historical levels of political malpractice. Van Papen, Quisling, Stephen A. Douglas-level incompetence that in retrospect becomes indistinguishable from evil.
February 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM