Andrew Jordan
@herrjordan.bsky.social
Trained journalist, TV/Radio production, music, and other crud. 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Ukrainian skeleton pilot Vladyslav Heraskevych was disqualified from competing at the Olympics for continuing to wear a helmet that commemorates the lives of Ukrainian athletes lost since Russia’s invasion.
The IOC’s announcement had elements that were frighteningly tone deaf, our columnist writes.
The IOC’s announcement had elements that were frighteningly tone deaf, our columnist writes.
February 12, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Ukrainian skeleton pilot Vladyslav Heraskevych was disqualified from competing at the Olympics for continuing to wear a helmet that commemorates the lives of Ukrainian athletes lost since Russia’s invasion.
The IOC’s announcement had elements that were frighteningly tone deaf, our columnist writes.
The IOC’s announcement had elements that were frighteningly tone deaf, our columnist writes.
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The Fuck Your Feeling gang sure is having a whole fuckload of feelings today.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
The Fuck Your Feeling gang sure is having a whole fuckload of feelings today.
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AMERICAN SUPER BOWL ADS: wow. Can't believe they got Paul McCartney to actually free solo El Capitan. And all for Little Debbie's Snack Cakes.
CANADIANS: we just got our 3rd ad of the night for male incontinence underwear where a middle-aged man in a diaper looks you dead in the eye for 15 seconds
CANADIANS: we just got our 3rd ad of the night for male incontinence underwear where a middle-aged man in a diaper looks you dead in the eye for 15 seconds
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
AMERICAN SUPER BOWL ADS: wow. Can't believe they got Paul McCartney to actually free solo El Capitan. And all for Little Debbie's Snack Cakes.
CANADIANS: we just got our 3rd ad of the night for male incontinence underwear where a middle-aged man in a diaper looks you dead in the eye for 15 seconds
CANADIANS: we just got our 3rd ad of the night for male incontinence underwear where a middle-aged man in a diaper looks you dead in the eye for 15 seconds
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Disappointing to see the TPUSA All-American Halftime Show become so political, it should be about the music
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Disappointing to see the TPUSA All-American Halftime Show become so political, it should be about the music
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
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Jeffrey Bezos is destroying the Washington Post for the same reason Musk destroyed Twitter and Ellison is destroying CBS—oligarchs oppose the free press when if it threatens their wealth and power.
They don’t want normal people to see what is happening in America.
They don’t want normal people to see what is happening in America.
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Jeffrey Bezos is destroying the Washington Post for the same reason Musk destroyed Twitter and Ellison is destroying CBS—oligarchs oppose the free press when if it threatens their wealth and power.
They don’t want normal people to see what is happening in America.
They don’t want normal people to see what is happening in America.
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It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
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February 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
This is a blessing. SCTV is the best
SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
January 31, 2026 at 8:40 PM
This is a blessing. SCTV is the best
The most random thought occurred listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social. When @jasonkirk.fyi said Yukon, I remembered I'm related to the former Anglican Bishop of Yukon. I only met him once when he drove to Toronto from Whitehorse. It's over 3,100 miles (5000 km). He drove back after
January 29, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The most random thought occurred listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social. When @jasonkirk.fyi said Yukon, I remembered I'm related to the former Anglican Bishop of Yukon. I only met him once when he drove to Toronto from Whitehorse. It's over 3,100 miles (5000 km). He drove back after
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NETFLIX: can we please change the name of Detective Hole so our English-speaking audiences don’t make fun of this show
NORWEGIAN CRIME AUTHOR JO NESBØ: nø
NORWEGIAN CRIME AUTHOR JO NESBØ: nø
January 29, 2026 at 3:10 AM
NETFLIX: can we please change the name of Detective Hole so our English-speaking audiences don’t make fun of this show
NORWEGIAN CRIME AUTHOR JO NESBØ: nø
NORWEGIAN CRIME AUTHOR JO NESBØ: nø
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These fraught times call for a show with what is either an intentionally or unintentionally hilarious title, and which I will be talking about for the rest of the year
January 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
These fraught times call for a show with what is either an intentionally or unintentionally hilarious title, and which I will be talking about for the rest of the year
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There is not a lot Canadians can do about ICE, but we can ask Parliament to investigate Canadian companies doing business with them, like Hootsuite. Call or email your MP - or contact the INDU House committee MPs. Will post link below. www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...
Hootsuite CEO says ICE contract will stand as long as agency honours terms and conditions
‘We did nothing wrong here,’ head of Vancouver social media company said in internal call with employees
www.theglobeandmail.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:49 PM
There is not a lot Canadians can do about ICE, but we can ask Parliament to investigate Canadian companies doing business with them, like Hootsuite. Call or email your MP - or contact the INDU House committee MPs. Will post link below. www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
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Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds playing CSNY’s “Ohio” with a little “Killing in the Name Of” thrown in.
January 25, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds playing CSNY’s “Ohio” with a little “Killing in the Name Of” thrown in.
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🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
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If the ring leader of a massive cheating scandal that stole a World Series is allowed into the Hall of Fame then the steroid guys should be in, too. Let’s be consistent! Put Bonds in!
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 PM
If the ring leader of a massive cheating scandal that stole a World Series is allowed into the Hall of Fame then the steroid guys should be in, too. Let’s be consistent! Put Bonds in!
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This has probably been self-evident for a long time, but the US is not being run by a rational actor and people need to stop rationalizing this behaviour as if there is any strategy or logic behind it
Not the sort of letter committed to paper by a well man. "Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 PM
This has probably been self-evident for a long time, but the US is not being run by a rational actor and people need to stop rationalizing this behaviour as if there is any strategy or logic behind it
This story randomly popped in my head, and now I'm wondering if anyone ever bought all 653 baseball bats that can't be used for baseball
Good morning from Facebook Marketplace, where you can buy 653 Baseball Bats That Cannot Be Used For Baseball: assigned.substack.com/p/653-wood-m...
653 Wood Maple Baseball Bats
Note: Bats are not recommended for baseballing use
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January 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This story randomly popped in my head, and now I'm wondering if anyone ever bought all 653 baseball bats that can't be used for baseball
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stop yelling at me and start yelling at the cheap ass billionaire owner of your favorite MLB team who refuses to spend any money and has convinced you that it’s normal to behave that way.
We know they’re all getting obscenely richer under Trump, too!
We know they’re all getting obscenely richer under Trump, too!
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
stop yelling at me and start yelling at the cheap ass billionaire owner of your favorite MLB team who refuses to spend any money and has convinced you that it’s normal to behave that way.
We know they’re all getting obscenely richer under Trump, too!
We know they’re all getting obscenely richer under Trump, too!
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This looks like a Party City ad
First look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in Prime Video's Tomb Raider series
January 15, 2026 at 10:49 PM
This looks like a Party City ad