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@hellonerds.bsky.social
eDiscovery paralegal, nerd, artist, knitter, convention wrangler, ADHD gremlin, HSD zebra living the chronic illness dream. Chicago-ish.
Trying to post Mostly Not Politics, because we all need a break sometimes, currently failing this goal
Trying to post Mostly Not Politics, because we all need a break sometimes, currently failing this goal
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YOU get the photo instead!
I was very cold last night and then I woke up like this
I was very cold last night and then I woke up like this
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
YOU get the photo instead!
I was very cold last night and then I woke up like this
I was very cold last night and then I woke up like this
- take picture
- decide to post it to Instagram
- oh my god what happened to Instagram
- spend an hour making a reel bitching about all the ads
- do not post picture
- decide to post it to Instagram
- oh my god what happened to Instagram
- spend an hour making a reel bitching about all the ads
- do not post picture
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
- take picture
- decide to post it to Instagram
- oh my god what happened to Instagram
- spend an hour making a reel bitching about all the ads
- do not post picture
- decide to post it to Instagram
- oh my god what happened to Instagram
- spend an hour making a reel bitching about all the ads
- do not post picture
Anyways I’ve been quiet on here because I really am at the end of my rope and doomscrolling is the opposite of self-care.
I have a major certification exam on Tuesday so maybe getting that done will help. At least I get my score at the end so I’ll immediately know if I passed
I have a major certification exam on Tuesday so maybe getting that done will help. At least I get my score at the end so I’ll immediately know if I passed
December 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Anyways I’ve been quiet on here because I really am at the end of my rope and doomscrolling is the opposite of self-care.
I have a major certification exam on Tuesday so maybe getting that done will help. At least I get my score at the end so I’ll immediately know if I passed
I have a major certification exam on Tuesday so maybe getting that done will help. At least I get my score at the end so I’ll immediately know if I passed
When the algorithm makes you feel a little too Perceived
Betrayal Trauma | The Signs
YouTube video by MedCircle
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
When the algorithm makes you feel a little too Perceived
tfw you figure out why you feel shitty and it’s because your emotions are disregulated af and you are distancing yourself from everyone just to cope but also you do not have time for this, you need to keep up with life, chop chop bitch
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
tfw you figure out why you feel shitty and it’s because your emotions are disregulated af and you are distancing yourself from everyone just to cope but also you do not have time for this, you need to keep up with life, chop chop bitch
Guys I just enforced my own boundary and did not upend my plans to people-please
gold star for julie
gold star for julie
December 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Guys I just enforced my own boundary and did not upend my plans to people-please
gold star for julie
gold star for julie
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“Brent Spine-less” GET HIS ASS
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
“Brent Spine-less” GET HIS ASS
In case anyone wonders if I am avoiding them specifically: no. I am avoiding everyone equally 🫠
(I’m fine, I’m just really concentrating on one thing and that means everything else ceases to exist)
(It’s the ADHD)
(I’m fine, I’m just really concentrating on one thing and that means everything else ceases to exist)
(It’s the ADHD)
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
In case anyone wonders if I am avoiding them specifically: no. I am avoiding everyone equally 🫠
(I’m fine, I’m just really concentrating on one thing and that means everything else ceases to exist)
(It’s the ADHD)
(I’m fine, I’m just really concentrating on one thing and that means everything else ceases to exist)
(It’s the ADHD)
My non-social-media bestie sent us a gorgeous memorial sun catcher for Miley and now I am crying
I will distract myself by saying we did NOT name her Miley, her previous family with Hannah Montana children did. This was before I knew that you can just train a dog on a new name. 😅
I will distract myself by saying we did NOT name her Miley, her previous family with Hannah Montana children did. This was before I knew that you can just train a dog on a new name. 😅
December 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My non-social-media bestie sent us a gorgeous memorial sun catcher for Miley and now I am crying
I will distract myself by saying we did NOT name her Miley, her previous family with Hannah Montana children did. This was before I knew that you can just train a dog on a new name. 😅
I will distract myself by saying we did NOT name her Miley, her previous family with Hannah Montana children did. This was before I knew that you can just train a dog on a new name. 😅
There’s an empty space on my couch and in my heart. Goodnight, slightly neurotic puppyball.
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There’s an empty space on my couch and in my heart. Goodnight, slightly neurotic puppyball.
I have returned from Chicago TARDIS, where we had a short staff due to weather AND we had Christopher Eccleston. The weather also caused havoc with his schedule but the attendees were lovely and understanding.
And yet, it was one of the smoothest cons we’ve ever done.
💖
And yet, it was one of the smoothest cons we’ve ever done.
💖
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I have returned from Chicago TARDIS, where we had a short staff due to weather AND we had Christopher Eccleston. The weather also caused havoc with his schedule but the attendees were lovely and understanding.
And yet, it was one of the smoothest cons we’ve ever done.
💖
And yet, it was one of the smoothest cons we’ve ever done.
💖
Gonna flex about my spouse for a sec, because he was laid off on October 30 and hired today, November 25. Less than a month, with a pay bump and signing bonus.
All he had to do was tell LinkedIn he was looking for work, because multiple former coworkers pounced on him 😂
All he had to do was tell LinkedIn he was looking for work, because multiple former coworkers pounced on him 😂
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Gonna flex about my spouse for a sec, because he was laid off on October 30 and hired today, November 25. Less than a month, with a pay bump and signing bonus.
All he had to do was tell LinkedIn he was looking for work, because multiple former coworkers pounced on him 😂
All he had to do was tell LinkedIn he was looking for work, because multiple former coworkers pounced on him 😂
Speaking of Wicked: the merch has been beyond ridiculous this time. And I did NOT buy the entire REM Beauty collection. In fact, the only Wicked thing I bought was a scrunchie 😂
…and the deodorant lmao
…and the deodorant lmao
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Speaking of Wicked: the merch has been beyond ridiculous this time. And I did NOT buy the entire REM Beauty collection. In fact, the only Wicked thing I bought was a scrunchie 😂
…and the deodorant lmao
…and the deodorant lmao
UGH FINE I WILL BUY YOUR STUPID GODDAMN FUNKOS, IT TOOK FIFTEEN YEARS BUT YOU FINALLY GOT ME
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
UGH FINE I WILL BUY YOUR STUPID GODDAMN FUNKOS, IT TOOK FIFTEEN YEARS BUT YOU FINALLY GOT ME
CONVENTION FUN
Me: I need a fridge. It has to be a French door fridge.
PTB: ok
<one month later>
Me: hey just checking in, reminder I need a French door fridge
PTB: [no answer]
<two weeks later>
PTB: how about this one
Me: that’s a minifridge that had a growth spurt
Me: I need a fridge. It has to be a French door fridge.
PTB: ok
<one month later>
Me: hey just checking in, reminder I need a French door fridge
PTB: [no answer]
<two weeks later>
PTB: how about this one
Me: that’s a minifridge that had a growth spurt
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
CONVENTION FUN
Me: I need a fridge. It has to be a French door fridge.
PTB: ok
<one month later>
Me: hey just checking in, reminder I need a French door fridge
PTB: [no answer]
<two weeks later>
PTB: how about this one
Me: that’s a minifridge that had a growth spurt
Me: I need a fridge. It has to be a French door fridge.
PTB: ok
<one month later>
Me: hey just checking in, reminder I need a French door fridge
PTB: [no answer]
<two weeks later>
PTB: how about this one
Me: that’s a minifridge that had a growth spurt
Meanwhile on Threads: @juliamacfarlane.bsky.social had the absolute laziest, tired trope about “knitting is a granny hobby”
and got so roasted she turned off all her comments, reposts, and mentions. (TIL you can do that on Threads)
Now she is crying that knitters are mean. 😂
and got so roasted she turned off all her comments, reposts, and mentions. (TIL you can do that on Threads)
Now she is crying that knitters are mean. 😂
Julia Macfarlane (@juliamacfarlaneabc) on Threads
I went to Denmark to meet the Beyoncé of knitting - Petiteknit. Why are so many new generations suddenly discovering knitting - and other so-called “granny hobbies”? Turns out, people are finding it ...
www.threads.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Meanwhile on Threads: @juliamacfarlane.bsky.social had the absolute laziest, tired trope about “knitting is a granny hobby”
and got so roasted she turned off all her comments, reposts, and mentions. (TIL you can do that on Threads)
Now she is crying that knitters are mean. 😂
and got so roasted she turned off all her comments, reposts, and mentions. (TIL you can do that on Threads)
Now she is crying that knitters are mean. 😂
omg this company performance appraisal training has 1940s music leading up to the start of the meeting, like a bizarro world livestream
i approve
i approve
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
omg this company performance appraisal training has 1940s music leading up to the start of the meeting, like a bizarro world livestream
i approve
i approve
Time from “spouse laid off” to “spouse third interview:” less than three weeks
Legit he is so fucking talented. His network of former coworkers were like “sweet I was hoping I could poach you”
When one of your top selling points is “I enjoy lessening technical debt” you get bombarded lol
Legit he is so fucking talented. His network of former coworkers were like “sweet I was hoping I could poach you”
When one of your top selling points is “I enjoy lessening technical debt” you get bombarded lol
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Time from “spouse laid off” to “spouse third interview:” less than three weeks
Legit he is so fucking talented. His network of former coworkers were like “sweet I was hoping I could poach you”
When one of your top selling points is “I enjoy lessening technical debt” you get bombarded lol
Legit he is so fucking talented. His network of former coworkers were like “sweet I was hoping I could poach you”
When one of your top selling points is “I enjoy lessening technical debt” you get bombarded lol
Laying down after taking a shower, washing your hair, and getting dressed
it is POTS nirvana
it is POTS nirvana
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Laying down after taking a shower, washing your hair, and getting dressed
it is POTS nirvana
it is POTS nirvana
#FALLOUT 2 TRAILER SPOILERS IF THERE IS SUCH A THING
I love how they just dropped alllll the fan bait.
Deathclaw!
Power fist!
Securitrons!
Holy shit that’s a supermutant tease!
Ceaser’s Legion!
The Kings are all ghouls?
Mr. House! Maybe alive!*
Macaulay Culkin!
wait what
(He’s in the cast!)
I love how they just dropped alllll the fan bait.
Deathclaw!
Power fist!
Securitrons!
Holy shit that’s a supermutant tease!
Ceaser’s Legion!
The Kings are all ghouls?
Mr. House! Maybe alive!*
Macaulay Culkin!
wait what
(He’s in the cast!)
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
#FALLOUT 2 TRAILER SPOILERS IF THERE IS SUCH A THING
I love how they just dropped alllll the fan bait.
Deathclaw!
Power fist!
Securitrons!
Holy shit that’s a supermutant tease!
Ceaser’s Legion!
The Kings are all ghouls?
Mr. House! Maybe alive!*
Macaulay Culkin!
wait what
(He’s in the cast!)
I love how they just dropped alllll the fan bait.
Deathclaw!
Power fist!
Securitrons!
Holy shit that’s a supermutant tease!
Ceaser’s Legion!
The Kings are all ghouls?
Mr. House! Maybe alive!*
Macaulay Culkin!
wait what
(He’s in the cast!)
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okay. I am gonna fucking pay for an etsy witch.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
okay. I am gonna fucking pay for an etsy witch.
found out I missed a week of Vyvanse.
I wonder what week it was 🤔
I'm guessing it was the one where I was waaaay oversensitive and everything was a crisis and I couldn't get any work done.
I wonder what week it was 🤔
I'm guessing it was the one where I was waaaay oversensitive and everything was a crisis and I couldn't get any work done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
found out I missed a week of Vyvanse.
I wonder what week it was 🤔
I'm guessing it was the one where I was waaaay oversensitive and everything was a crisis and I couldn't get any work done.
I wonder what week it was 🤔
I'm guessing it was the one where I was waaaay oversensitive and everything was a crisis and I couldn't get any work done.
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the northern lights are bisexual
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
the northern lights are bisexual
y’all
Aurora in Aurora
Aurora in Aurora
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
y’all
Aurora in Aurora
Aurora in Aurora