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Hans, Bubbie
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Melbin 🥔🐨
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In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...

... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
He is a brain disease
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Whatever Trump is desperately covering up about Epstein, it’s clearly so bad that he thinks it could destroy him
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Sorry what
It is not confirmed who “Bubba” is; Bill Clinton is widely known by that nickname. The allegation that Putin possesses images of oral sex between Donald Trump & Clinton points to the potential kompromat & blackmail Russia may hold, and whether Epstein supplied it. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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A typical European car is parked 92% of the time. It spends 1/5th of its driving time looking for parking. Its 5 seats only move 1.5 people. 86% of its fuel never reaches the wheels, and most of the energy that does, moves the car, not the people.

Sound efficient?

HT @ellenmacarthurfdn.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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On days like today, I’m glad I’m diversified across stocks, gold and bitcoin because it allows me to lose money in three totally different ways.
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Seeing Australians write and say the word CANDY is a jarring experience. Have you no self respect? I'm here 20 fucking years and I still call them SWEETS. Grow a spine and call them LOLLIES like your parents did you culturally inebriated flogs
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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It's a sign of the times that callousness is now dressed up as intellectualism. That empathy is framed as being as morally problematic as prejudice. That bigotry and hatred is just honesty. That solidarity is treason.
February 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
White House backed Cosplay Call of Duty but the "call" is from a paedophile and the "duty" is to pull automatic weapons on the Weak for $26 per hour before tax #ICE
Never imagined our law enforcement would look like this.
October 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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There are many good science fiction novels. Not a single one that I have read delivers a happy vision of the future in which aged right-wing billionaires control the media.
October 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Don't know why this site gets so much hate. This thread is 👨‍🍳💋🤌
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
October 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Nobody has stopped him doing any illegal shit so far so this will keep happening and escalating.

HE'S DEMOLISHING THE WHITE HOUSE FOLKS
There is no difference between Trump destroying the East Wing and using a wrecking ball on the Washington Monument or Smithsonian. Just because he (temporarily) lives there doesn't give him the right to demolish the White House without Congressional approval.
a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I log off bluesky for a few hours and come back and now I'm trying to decipher all the diarrhoea references 🙃
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?

anyway that’s why these events are important
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There are way more good and decent Americans than the shit ones that seem to dominate the attention. Keep going folks, the world is watching 👀 👍 #NoKings 🇮🇪🇦🇺
I hear from informed sources that these #NoKings rallies are more than twice as big as last time, making them easily the largest protests in US history. Thanks to everyone and especially organizers.
October 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What did Musk get for this and why? Is it the Nazi kick?
Even in this place, I feel the sheer scale of foreign aid being demolished isn't fully appreciated. As it stands, it is perhaps *the* most catastrophic change to preventable deaths in our lifetimes, and the salience - even in presumably friendly spaces - is basically zero

apnews.com/article/myan...
Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.
apnews.com
October 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Probably only as long as free and fair elections are held and theres a chance of clawing back something... which we will find out soon is not a thing
October 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If they do what they say they will (strong track record) the odds of organised insurgency would rise (the thing the US is impeccable at fomenting overseas).

Further justification for consolidation of power. They NEED "terrorists".
My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."
October 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
If they do what they say they will (strong track record) the odds of organised insurgency would rise (the thing the US is impeccable at fomenting overseas).

Further justification for consolidation of power. They NEED "terrorists".
My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."
October 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Having re-listened to this masterpiece today I think we need a documentary studying Arthur's Day.

More harmful to the Guinness reputation than the IRA 🤣
Lots of Non-Irish people telling me they love House of Guinness on Netflix. I can't bring myself to watch it because I know it's Brit's-Ireland-Peaky-Prism nonsense. Well worth revisiting the definitive Guinness take by @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social instead

open.spotify.com/episode/6Srz...
Appointive Plane
open.spotify.com
October 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
October 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Betteridge's Law
October 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM