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Hans, Bubbie
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Melbin 🥔🐨
He is a brain disease
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Spotted one of these beasts in the wild 2 years ago. We simply need bigger roads, car parking spots, power plants so old mate can go about his business (CBD based parcel delivery possibly)
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Betteridge's Law
October 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Love to see it. The Notorious MIA
October 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Gitto saying out loud what everyone is thinking

#AusPol
September 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Throw the children onto the debt bonfire rather than accept a reduction in the paper value of the roof over your own head

#AusPol #Propadee
September 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Your average middle-class American male in 2025 👇 #RyderCup
September 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Bow to the president while your team loses bigly is a pertinent metaphor for these USA times 🇺🇸
September 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Time to invest in other friendships, Australia
September 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
We are at the stage of the energy transition where individual households are subsidising energy retailers @evcurvefuturist.com @profraywills.futuresmart.com.au
September 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
ScoMo legacy exhibit F

At least Australia managed to regain control of the joint from this lunatic before irreparable damage could be wrought
September 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Remind me why we are ideologically, militarily and financially committed to these goons? #AUKUS
August 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I will never understand how otherwise rational people purchase Australian apartments.

Eight thousand dollars a year before all other costs. A black hole for money.
August 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
In Australia we have 2 million landlords.

Most parents despair at the chances that their children will be able to ever afford their own place.

The average mortgage size is ~650k (800k if in NSW).

Negative gearing + CGT discount costs the Gov ~$20B pa but adds little to supply.

Gov response 👇
August 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I would swear to never buy another Apple product again but I made that decision at least a decade ago after using iTunes a handful of times
August 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Lmfao
August 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
AI is either a scammy piece of shit chatbot or here to take your children's futures - not sure where I stand yet

Either way as soon as unemployment starts affecting house prices there will be some sort of government bailout to protect the asset holders
August 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
July 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
July 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I am finding living in these times to be equal parts anxiety provoking, terrorizing and hilarious. (I am flying through the ME with my family in a week)
June 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Australia is run by fucking morons. And what's worse is that these are the best morons of a bad bunch of morons.
June 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This is an insanity that the majority of Australians are content with even though its a zero sum game for the majority of the majority.
June 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Can't be having $400B defence program discussions when there's a war going on guys

Very #AUKUS
June 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
kids on the screen for 9 hours a day and Trump is the worst person we've ever elected... so far
June 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This is incredibly funny
#auspol
May 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM