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Hannah Millenial
@hannahmillen.bsky.social
Disaster bi, parent, weightlifter. Interests include wine/ales/urban regeneration/cats/relatable ADHD content. I read. She/her
I was an adult when I discovered my Nana & my uncle went by different names to on their birth certificates. Talking about distant relatives can be tricky to follow because some people are called different names by different people so in a single convo someone can be called both 'Jim' and 'Fred'
Baffled by transphobes insisting that the name on your birth certificate is Your True Name Forever when it was common in my grandparents' generation to just...pick a name you like and use that, nbd. I literally found out both of my grandma's birth certificate first names FROM THEIR OBITUARIES.
February 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Baffled by transphobes insisting that the name on your birth certificate is Your True Name Forever when it was common in my grandparents' generation to just...pick a name you like and use that, nbd. I literally found out both of my grandma's birth certificate first names FROM THEIR OBITUARIES.
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Current sleep deprivation level: weeping at Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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Age verification? I know how Caecilius and his missus died
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Several sips in and I am still none the wiser, I think I'm going to have to bin them and start again
Put all my herbal tea bags into a fancy box and now it's lucky dip as I cannot remember what any of them are
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Put all my herbal tea bags into a fancy box and now it's lucky dip as I cannot remember what any of them are
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Every TV betting advert:

CAREFUL, GAMBLING CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE.................DO IT THOUGH
February 9, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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Olympics is the perfect time to obsess over this brilliant idea some more.
there was a post going around awhile ago re. what a women’s sports version of “Heated Rivalry” might look like which enforces oppressive norms of femininity the way the men in Rachel Reid’s books feel trapped by oppressive norms of masculinity, and I have been thinking about this nonstop ever since
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"We'll give that a go and if it works great, if it doesn't we'll do something else. Sure I've run it past the boss"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Where are your citations?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"No, you can't leave that here."
February 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Moments like this are why you have kids
so I'm sitting here and my 1 yo is playing quietly on the floor and the 3 yo walks up to him and goes "come, brother, let us return to our wicked ways!"
February 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
If you're going to drop your phone in the toilet the Google Pixel is a solid choice.

Beginning to think Google Pixel products have hydrophilia though
If you're going to put your headphones through the washing machine the Google Pixel buds are a solid choice.
February 8, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Most yellow cards I've ever seen in an international game #sixnations
February 7, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Well, I hate this. #SixNations2026 #ENGvWAL
February 7, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Only been here 16 years and got welcomed onto the locals table at the pub for the rugby, feeling blessed
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors.

Great work everyone.
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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These bans are short-sighted and inhumane and pushed by people who do not understand the complexity of social media
February 7, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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What it means to live in a walkable community: you realise that you have no milk left for your afternoon cup of tea. You stroll down the road to your local shop, getting some milk and some fresh air in the process. 10 minute round trip, happy days.
February 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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We ball
February 5, 2026 at 8:35 AM
The time of year has finally gotten to me, bleh, wake me up when spring is over
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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You can't be 'addicted to dopamine'. That's like saying your favourite food is food!

This is a hill I will die on.
February 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Immediately went and looked up the Star Wars Podracer Lego I got when I was 12
Every Lego catalogue, in full, from 1966-2015. At the link brickset.com/library/cata...
February 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Now I know all the rude labels are applied manually I'm considering this confirmed
Bluesky mods secret monarchists?
February 1, 2026 at 9:59 AM
If you're going to put your headphones through the washing machine the Google Pixel buds are a solid choice.
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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I would never put on the ring of ultimate evil because unlike you fools I am in fact made differently, it could not corrupt me because I do not crave power and am smart enough to see through its deceit, smart enough to rule justly, maybe even smart enough to wield it safely
January 31, 2026 at 10:23 AM