Hannah Millenial
@hannahmillen.bsky.social
Disaster bi, parent, weightlifter. Interests include wine/ales/urban regeneration/cats/relatable ADHD content. I read. She/her
We've now had my son hit my daughter in the face with a cushion & her fall off the sofa.
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
We've now had my son hit my daughter in the face with a cushion & her fall off the sofa.
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I walked into a lift last week and stood there for at least 5 seconds before I saw the very large sign on the door saying it was out of order.
It's not just online
It's not just online
exercise class I go to every week is mixed levels but not for beginners, a fact which is mentioned on the booking page not only several times but SOMETIMES IN ALL CAPS, and the fact that we still get beginners in at least once a month does make me worry about how closely people read things online
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I walked into a lift last week and stood there for at least 5 seconds before I saw the very large sign on the door saying it was out of order.
It's not just online
It's not just online
After the Great Nuggeting (on offer and must have accidentally put it in twice) I'm finally down to my last 2 bags of chicken dippers
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
After the Great Nuggeting (on offer and must have accidentally put it in twice) I'm finally down to my last 2 bags of chicken dippers
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
![2 panel comic. First panel has a flaming skull wearing a pink party hat looking at a hole in a wall labelled 'tantrum hole'. Second panel has the skull embedded in the hole with the text [muffled screaming] underneath](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t6tbv4zlxtbkhwnqddye2pu4/bafkreiftdearfai5rwkxmblc7c2uhypstayzksz6h37l3envmvdr3u24cu@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
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Not like other Eldest Daughters because I’m also the youngest child so I’m functionally useless.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Not like other Eldest Daughters because I’m also the youngest child so I’m functionally useless.
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Yup, this tracks.
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Yup, this tracks.
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November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
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paranoia professor
how about koko’s basilisk and its everyone pretending a gorilla can actually use sign language because they’re afraid it will hit them
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
paranoia professor
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Anyway: both the state and private developers need to build at far greater rates, the default aim should be 'a dual earner couple on average incomes can live in non-crowded conditions and raise a family', and the model family *for policymakers* should be three for obvious reasons.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Anyway: both the state and private developers need to build at far greater rates, the default aim should be 'a dual earner couple on average incomes can live in non-crowded conditions and raise a family', and the model family *for policymakers* should be three for obvious reasons.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Today was a 2 lunch day: sausage bap at 10 then a bacon baguette at half 12
I also had double coffee so
I also had double coffee so
This the ADHD right? It's either no lunch until 4ish because I forget to eat or go full hobbit and have 2 lunches as I forget I've already eaten
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Today was a 2 lunch day: sausage bap at 10 then a bacon baguette at half 12
I also had double coffee so
I also had double coffee so
Fucking Microsoft Teams
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Fucking Microsoft Teams
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The zf-1?! The floating Chinese restaurant?! Fholston Paradise?! Are you kidding me
Im just a girl standing in front of roughly 5500 people saying we need fifth element lego sets
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The zf-1?! The floating Chinese restaurant?! Fholston Paradise?! Are you kidding me
Watching the 2-year old and the 9-year old run up and down playing some kind of unknowable ball game cackling to themselves, age gap working out pretty well at the mo
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Watching the 2-year old and the 9-year old run up and down playing some kind of unknowable ball game cackling to themselves, age gap working out pretty well at the mo
Meetings at 10 and 2 today, a spacing guaranteed to mean I fail to get any actual work done
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Meetings at 10 and 2 today, a spacing guaranteed to mean I fail to get any actual work done
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I really have been noticing lately that ppl, especially online, don't seem to comprehend any sort of specific context to textual statements - they pick out keywords and assume what you said around them. It's why you can repeatedly clarify statements in basic English and they still won't get it
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I really have been noticing lately that ppl, especially online, don't seem to comprehend any sort of specific context to textual statements - they pick out keywords and assume what you said around them. It's why you can repeatedly clarify statements in basic English and they still won't get it
I am reframing everything I know about Americans on social media now knowing this is apparently how they all get taught to 'read'
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I am reframing everything I know about Americans on social media now knowing this is apparently how they all get taught to 'read'
OMG. I know every reskeet is saying this but OMG.
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
OMG. I know every reskeet is saying this but OMG.
First day back at work after 2 weeks off
a man wearing glasses and a tie is sitting in front of a computer and says what is going on ?
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a tie is sitting in front of a computer and saying what is going on? It's from the American version of the Office
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
First day back at work after 2 weeks off
Slept so badly last night that at one point I thought I'd popped my headphones in & was listening to a really weird podcast. Realised it was just my brain
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Slept so badly last night that at one point I thought I'd popped my headphones in & was listening to a really weird podcast. Realised it was just my brain