Gato Es Mi Novio
@hamwisehamcat.bsky.social
No, it's supposed to be LESS appealing
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
No, it's supposed to be LESS appealing
I have executive level experience in famine relief
(I feed a lot of cats who are simply STARVING)
(I feed a lot of cats who are simply STARVING)
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I have executive level experience in famine relief
(I feed a lot of cats who are simply STARVING)
(I feed a lot of cats who are simply STARVING)
a harsh but fair description of my bluesky account
its not a “prediction market,” its an easily manipulated gambling website being used by degenerates, divorced douche bags and 20 year old incels
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
a harsh but fair description of my bluesky account
I keep bofa deez nutz in my
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I keep bofa deez nutz in my
I want a land down under where women glow and man plunder
I want a land of pizza rolls
I want a land of chicken wings
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I want a land down under where women glow and man plunder
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Goodfellas
Casino
Oceans 11
Scarface
Casino
Oceans 11
Scarface
*envelope to forehead*
wings of desire
casablanca
saving grace
the exorcist
wings of desire
casablanca
saving grace
the exorcist
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Goodfellas
Casino
Oceans 11
Scarface
Casino
Oceans 11
Scarface
Dude where's my mammoth
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Dude where's my mammoth
Actually, Frankenstein is the name of yo mama
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Actually, Frankenstein is the name of yo mama
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me fr
This is the cat who came to the bathroom of her own accord and is complaining about being in the bathroom.
📸 yonasawa
📸 yonasawa
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
me fr
I am taking this post completely out of context and defending it tooth and nail
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I am taking this post completely out of context and defending it tooth and nail
Men only want one thing
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Men only want one thing
needless to say, that's what she said
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
needless to say, that's what she said
brought an influencer to a knife fight
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
brought an influencer to a knife fight
brining socially liberal, fiscal conservatism to a knife fight
*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
brining socially liberal, fiscal conservatism to a knife fight
my cats when they bring me a mouse
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
my cats when they bring me a mouse
He was a 10 but quotes Matrix movies
He was a 10 but he said Holmes was better than Poirot.
She was a 10 but she thought the leg lamp was "tacky."
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
He was a 10 but quotes Matrix movies
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a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
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A lot of people probably won't get how finely crafted this joke is and how many layers it has, applause to Jane
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
A lot of people probably won't get how finely crafted this joke is and how many layers it has, applause to Jane
A Moon Beaver could fix me
Whatever, that beaver moon looked nothing like a beaver
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A Moon Beaver could fix me
eventually you need to learn to hunt the most dangerous game, anyway so🤷
I don't see what the big deal is. Isn't this how every Bass pro shop is opened?
A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
eventually you need to learn to hunt the most dangerous game, anyway so🤷