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memes & bangers
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b*tch no one cares
March 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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my cat would rather die than not beat me down the stairs
February 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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total guessing game
January 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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January 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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January 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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There are 3 rules for living a fulfilling life.

I don’t know any of them.
March 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘐𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 is my favorite song about the Salem Witch Trials.
March 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Save time by filing everything under Miscellaneous.
March 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I'm on my third midlife crisis, they certainly don't seem to get any easier.
March 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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If you can’t handle me at my worst (crying in the fetal position), you don’t deserve me at my best (eating pizza in the fetal position).
March 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Bluesky is so much better than Twitter.

That's the post.
January 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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If it weren't for horrible drivers, my children wouldn't have such an extensive vocabulary.
January 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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It’s all good, except for the parts that are not all good.
January 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Yeah, you’re hot. But not as hot as my compost pile
January 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I’ve never been popular, so being hunted for sport would be pretty confusing for me.
January 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I never fully grasp how many weirdos exist in the world until I open social media and it’s like a parade.
January 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
January 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Here’s a tip for drinking green tea in the morning… add 2 tsps of organically grown agave then throw it out & drink a cup of coffee
January 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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if u can't handle me at my squidward, you don't deserve me at my spongebob
January 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell
January 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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*shakes my moneymaker*

*gets flooded with crypto spam*
January 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Every time a university professor reposts one of my shitposts I add a college credit to my résumé full of lies
January 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM