grumpkin pie 🥧
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ex-journo appalachian dog. waf waf.
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God drop all the new dlc’s off in Australia
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
God drop all the new dlc’s off in Australia
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Filling out a banking form that asks for my occupation, and in what I am choosing to consider as a sign of the times, "journalist" is not a selectable option, but "cryptocurrency" is
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Filling out a banking form that asks for my occupation, and in what I am choosing to consider as a sign of the times, "journalist" is not a selectable option, but "cryptocurrency" is
Best biscuit-maker ever
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Best biscuit-maker ever
Beating the rush?
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Beating the rush?
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What's fascinating here is that as she rhymes off the list of gender critical people at Newsnight pursuing an explicitly gender critical agenda, in the context of a discussion of ideological capture at the BBC, she doesn't recognise that she was part of the ideological capture of the BBC by GCs.
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
What's fascinating here is that as she rhymes off the list of gender critical people at Newsnight pursuing an explicitly gender critical agenda, in the context of a discussion of ideological capture at the BBC, she doesn't recognise that she was part of the ideological capture of the BBC by GCs.
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Senators look at Trump's shameless corruption and say "give us some of that"
Buried inside the deal to reopen government is a provision that would give Senators private right of action to sue for millions in damages over their phone records being analyzed by Jack Smith's team.
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
Shutdown Deal Would Let Senators Sue Over Jack Smith Searches
Senators whose phone records were sought by Special Counsel Jack Smith would gain authority to sue for millions in damages under a provision buried in the Senate-advanced deal to reopen the government...
news.bloomberglaw.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Senators look at Trump's shameless corruption and say "give us some of that"
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1702
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1702
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Just now: The plaintiffs who were arguing that Utah GOP's congressional map is illegal won in court.
The judge orders one of the two maps submitted by the plaintiffs ('map 1') be used.
The ruling, if it stands, guarantees that Democrats will pick up a congressional seat in Utah next year.
The judge orders one of the two maps submitted by the plaintiffs ('map 1') be used.
The ruling, if it stands, guarantees that Democrats will pick up a congressional seat in Utah next year.
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Just now: The plaintiffs who were arguing that Utah GOP's congressional map is illegal won in court.
The judge orders one of the two maps submitted by the plaintiffs ('map 1') be used.
The ruling, if it stands, guarantees that Democrats will pick up a congressional seat in Utah next year.
The judge orders one of the two maps submitted by the plaintiffs ('map 1') be used.
The ruling, if it stands, guarantees that Democrats will pick up a congressional seat in Utah next year.
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an underrated part of this turducken of garbage is Elon posting an image of the Odyssey while discussing the Iliad, but it's all so terribly, terribly pathetic
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
an underrated part of this turducken of garbage is Elon posting an image of the Odyssey while discussing the Iliad, but it's all so terribly, terribly pathetic
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Still processing the inanity of this cave, like, "We're going to make Republicans go on record that they want to destroy the ACA." You mean the motherfuckers who radicalized in opposition to it & voted to repeal it, like, 22 times? You're finally getting them on record? Really impressed over here
“If Schumer really wanted to use his considerable influence and leverage to stop this, he could have done that,” a senior Democratic Senate aide tells Zeteo. “He didn’t.”
Furious Liberals Call for Schumer to Step Aside, Senate Dems Mostly Quiet
After their shutdown surrender, liberal lawmakers are begging their base to unite behind them anyway – as Trumpland celebrates that their opposition is a bunch of 'p*ssies.'
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Still processing the inanity of this cave, like, "We're going to make Republicans go on record that they want to destroy the ACA." You mean the motherfuckers who radicalized in opposition to it & voted to repeal it, like, 22 times? You're finally getting them on record? Really impressed over here
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DONALD TRUMP: [walking aimlessly into a corner of the room like a Sims character]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [walking aimlessly into a corner of the room like a Sims character]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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Sometimes I think about the fact that billionaires are destroying the planet to push a technology whose entire purpose is to be a shoddy imitation of everything *that human beings already do* and I feel like I might start screaming and never stop.
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sometimes I think about the fact that billionaires are destroying the planet to push a technology whose entire purpose is to be a shoddy imitation of everything *that human beings already do* and I feel like I might start screaming and never stop.
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thats because they didn't want to do one, but REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted to do the other
It was harder getting endorsements for Zohran Mamdani from Democrats than them caving to Republicans to mutually strip us of healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
thats because they didn't want to do one, but REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted to do the other
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JCO is proof that you can in fact be uncancellable. She'll post problematic or cringe opinions and ppl will denounce her, but then she'll drop an atom bomb, usually on Elon or Rowling etc, and thusly she has remained a beloved poasters' mascot
For anyone who missed her post
Elon Musk gets roasted on his own platform by Joyce Carol Oates.
Like an ancient cyborg culling through the ruins of a post-apocalyptic planet (twitter, derogatory), Joyce Carol Oates recently fired her full-power death ray at aspiring trillionaire Elon Musk, wh…
lithub.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
JCO is proof that you can in fact be uncancellable. She'll post problematic or cringe opinions and ppl will denounce her, but then she'll drop an atom bomb, usually on Elon or Rowling etc, and thusly she has remained a beloved poasters' mascot
Team Not Succumbing to Fascism ✊🏽
Oscar Isaac is open to returning to Star Wars but “not so open to working with Disney”
“I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
(Via GQ)
“I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
(Via GQ)
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Team Not Succumbing to Fascism ✊🏽
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
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Speaker Johnson has literally said he's "not promising anyone anything."
For once, I believe him.
For once, I believe him.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Speaker Johnson has literally said he's "not promising anyone anything."
For once, I believe him.
For once, I believe him.
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Sesame Street: 56 years and going!
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Sesame Street: 56 years and going!
Fingers crossed that the WV Costco rumors are true 🤞🏽
🔥 Costco continues to excel. CFO said last month in an earnings call: "Almost half of our new member sign-ups are now under the age of 40."
In Jan, Costco shareholders voted to reject an anti-DEI proposal, 98-2%
GOP AGs threatened Costco. They stood firm on DEI.
www.thestreet.com/retail/insid...
In Jan, Costco shareholders voted to reject an anti-DEI proposal, 98-2%
GOP AGs threatened Costco. They stood firm on DEI.
www.thestreet.com/retail/insid...
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Fingers crossed that the WV Costco rumors are true 🤞🏽
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
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Please stop sharing that list of democrats who caved to the shutdown cause it’s useless. This is who should be targeted:
This here's the list of dem senators up in 2026
Cory A Booker (NJ)
Christopher Coons (DE)
John Hickenlooper (CO)
Ben Ray Lujan (NM)
Edward Markey (MA)
Jeffrey Merkley (OR)
Jonathan Ossoff (GA)
John F. Reed (RI)
Mark R. Warner (VA)
Cory A Booker (NJ)
Christopher Coons (DE)
John Hickenlooper (CO)
Ben Ray Lujan (NM)
Edward Markey (MA)
Jeffrey Merkley (OR)
Jonathan Ossoff (GA)
John F. Reed (RI)
Mark R. Warner (VA)
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Please stop sharing that list of democrats who caved to the shutdown cause it’s useless. This is who should be targeted:
What the actual fk?
Reason 735,963 to deactivate and delete your Facebook/Meta accounts.
Beginning December 16, Facebook will start reading and storing your private DMs and incorporating the data into A.I. technologies.
Beginning December 16, Facebook will start reading and storing your private DMs and incorporating the data into A.I. technologies.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What the actual fk?
Strong peck work on the tailgate, btw
The bumper stickers should have to specify when they thought Elon went crazy. We need an exact date-slash-inciting incident
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Strong peck work on the tailgate, btw