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Grimking
@grimkingdom.bsky.social
· Feb 2
See something, say nothing.
— Marriage
— Marriage
Your turkey’s not the only thing that’s hot, roasted and dramatic.
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Your turkey’s not the only thing that’s hot, roasted and dramatic.
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time to go plant the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
time to go plant the turkey
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Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter Didn’t Thaw the Turkey
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter Didn’t Thaw the Turkey
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Just a reminder during the holiday season
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just a reminder during the holiday season
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Huh, all this time I thought ‘double jointed‘ meant holding two doobies.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Huh, all this time I thought ‘double jointed‘ meant holding two doobies.
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if you baste it, they will come
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
if you baste it, they will come
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I’m eating Sun chips even though it’s dark out.
Goddamned rebel right here.
Goddamned rebel right here.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m eating Sun chips even though it’s dark out.
Goddamned rebel right here.
Goddamned rebel right here.
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may you all have no dirty dishes this evening
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
may you all have no dirty dishes this evening
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Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Let’s all take a moment to be thankful for the things that are truly important in life… mashed potatoes and scalloped potatoes and potatoes au gratin and tater tots and baked potatoes and sweet potatoes and also family or whatever idk
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Let’s all take a moment to be thankful for the things that are truly important in life… mashed potatoes and scalloped potatoes and potatoes au gratin and tater tots and baked potatoes and sweet potatoes and also family or whatever idk
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Sometimes we have to laugh to keep from crying. [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Sometimes we have to laugh to keep from crying. [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]
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one of the greatest joys of having children is the abundance of really soft blankies you have all to yourself when they're not around
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
one of the greatest joys of having children is the abundance of really soft blankies you have all to yourself when they're not around
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put your goblerito in your ass
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
put your goblerito in your ass
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My sous chef has arrived
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My sous chef has arrived
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this will be the 13th year i get to say i’m thankful for alcohol and have it be sarcasm
this will be the 12th year i get to say i’m thankful for alcohol and have it be sarcasm
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
this will be the 13th year i get to say i’m thankful for alcohol and have it be sarcasm
The real star of the show! Cheers all!
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The real star of the show! Cheers all!
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Indiana Jones and the Butthole of Doom
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Indiana Jones and the Butthole of Doom
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Me: I’d like a book by Shakespeare
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Me: I’d like a book by Shakespeare
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
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bsky feature that tells you when they screenshot and share your post to non-bsky users
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
bsky feature that tells you when they screenshot and share your post to non-bsky users
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The Kia season of new traditions just kicked off fucc yes
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The Kia season of new traditions just kicked off fucc yes
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pigs in a blanket is the name of my sex tape
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
pigs in a blanket is the name of my sex tape
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cranberry sauce candy corn
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
cranberry sauce candy corn
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just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
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putting it in my mouth and playing it like a harmonica
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
putting it in my mouth and playing it like a harmonica