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Grimking
@grimkingdom.bsky.social
· Feb 2
See something, say nothing.
— Marriage
— Marriage
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Indiana Jones and the Butthole of Doom
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Indiana Jones and the Butthole of Doom
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Me: I’d like a book by Shakespeare
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Me: I’d like a book by Shakespeare
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
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bsky feature that tells you when they screenshot and share your post to non-bsky users
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
bsky feature that tells you when they screenshot and share your post to non-bsky users
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The Kia season of new traditions just kicked off fucc yes
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The Kia season of new traditions just kicked off fucc yes
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pigs in a blanket is the name of my sex tape
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
pigs in a blanket is the name of my sex tape
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cranberry sauce candy corn
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
cranberry sauce candy corn
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just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
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putting it in my mouth and playing it like a harmonica
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
putting it in my mouth and playing it like a harmonica
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i like to have one nacho then another then two then three in the fibonacho sequence
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i like to have one nacho then another then two then three in the fibonacho sequence
My favorite time of year — when every email ends with, ‘let’s regroup after the holidays.’
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My favorite time of year — when every email ends with, ‘let’s regroup after the holidays.’
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"Wicked"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Wicked"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
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MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
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Emergency buttplugs. ✍🏽
Emergency buttplugs.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Emergency buttplugs. ✍🏽
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i saw so many selfies and nobody stopped me
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i saw so many selfies and nobody stopped me
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POSSIBLE NEW IDIOMS:
Baby’s gone absolute brush bristles
Soup’s too thick
Rhinestone choker & gun in the garter
Kkssh! Check your upstairs window.
& THAT’S a Uruguayan mouthful
Picnicking the analysis
Shaking a pie tin while saying you’re Stevie Nicks
Loper, loper, time to get a corset
Baby’s gone absolute brush bristles
Soup’s too thick
Rhinestone choker & gun in the garter
Kkssh! Check your upstairs window.
& THAT’S a Uruguayan mouthful
Picnicking the analysis
Shaking a pie tin while saying you’re Stevie Nicks
Loper, loper, time to get a corset
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
POSSIBLE NEW IDIOMS:
Baby’s gone absolute brush bristles
Soup’s too thick
Rhinestone choker & gun in the garter
Kkssh! Check your upstairs window.
& THAT’S a Uruguayan mouthful
Picnicking the analysis
Shaking a pie tin while saying you’re Stevie Nicks
Loper, loper, time to get a corset
Baby’s gone absolute brush bristles
Soup’s too thick
Rhinestone choker & gun in the garter
Kkssh! Check your upstairs window.
& THAT’S a Uruguayan mouthful
Picnicking the analysis
Shaking a pie tin while saying you’re Stevie Nicks
Loper, loper, time to get a corset
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if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
A Christmas-themed glory hole for anonymous gift-giving. Santa’s not the only one coming down a chute.
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A Christmas-themed glory hole for anonymous gift-giving. Santa’s not the only one coming down a chute.
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just a little something to take the edge off
it’s cold ravioli
it’s cold ravioli
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
just a little something to take the edge off
it’s cold ravioli
it’s cold ravioli
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murder, she counted
~Mr Jones
~Mr Jones
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
murder, she counted
~Mr Jones
~Mr Jones
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What’s it like dating you
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
What’s it like dating you
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you never responded
please advise
please advise
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
you never responded
please advise
please advise
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Got kicked out of film school for calling James Bond a fuckboi
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Got kicked out of film school for calling James Bond a fuckboi