Groovy
@greatstool.bsky.social
I drink the people's wine and strive to be kind
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Groovy
@greatstool.bsky.social
· Mar 24
Sorry I'm busy BLOWING UP your comment section on NextDoor
Not as much as I'm blowing up YOUR MOMS comment section tho
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Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
Level 3419: Learning how to be a sober big idiot in your mid/late 20s
December 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Level 3419: Learning how to be a sober big idiot in your mid/late 20s
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sipping on that shit that immediately makes my entire body pulse red and makes me go "ugh.... ugh.... ugh...." as my life bar goes down in steady increments
I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
sipping on that shit that immediately makes my entire body pulse red and makes me go "ugh.... ugh.... ugh...." as my life bar goes down in steady increments
Doing nothing, but aesthetically
December 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Doing nothing, but aesthetically
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it does kind of feel like a lot of bluesky users spent four days around their extended family and immediately got on here to be like "the pizza you ate as a child sucks. the twin cities are overrated. what else. pencils should be illegal" you all are disregulated and you need to settle down!!
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
it does kind of feel like a lot of bluesky users spent four days around their extended family and immediately got on here to be like "the pizza you ate as a child sucks. the twin cities are overrated. what else. pencils should be illegal" you all are disregulated and you need to settle down!!
The vibe for 2026 is going to be get up early and then go slow as all heck and then go to bed early
a man is standing on a rock next to a tree holding a sword .
ALT: a man is standing on a rock next to a tree holding a sword .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The vibe for 2026 is going to be get up early and then go slow as all heck and then go to bed early
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I’m clocked I fear
December 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’m clocked I fear
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I heard they're trying to ban fat asses and tylenol
December 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I heard they're trying to ban fat asses and tylenol
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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I don’t remember the context but I stand by it
March 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I don’t remember the context but I stand by it
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He's making a list,
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
He's making a list,
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
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Stimming away doing weird shit in my room
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Stimming away doing weird shit in my room
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My two-year-old nephew likes to point at Amydog and shout "...dog!" and so do I
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My two-year-old nephew likes to point at Amydog and shout "...dog!" and so do I
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i amount of butter i purchased at costco appeared to unnerve and frighten the other shoppers
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i amount of butter i purchased at costco appeared to unnerve and frighten the other shoppers
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god's most perfect vehicle
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
god's most perfect vehicle
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Overhearing people talk about my special interests
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Overhearing people talk about my special interests
Couldn't tell John Malkovich from JK Simmons to save my LIFE
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Couldn't tell John Malkovich from JK Simmons to save my LIFE
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Me when I’m hungry
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Me when I’m hungry
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Her: Watcha listening to?
Me: The Viagra Boys
Her: 😶
Me: 😐
Me: The Viagra Boys
Her: 😶
Me: 😐
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Her: Watcha listening to?
Me: The Viagra Boys
Her: 😶
Me: 😐
Me: The Viagra Boys
Her: 😶
Me: 😐
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Being alive is hard but you all make it much much easier and worth it 🫶
#nightnighttime
#nightnighttime
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Being alive is hard but you all make it much much easier and worth it 🫶
#nightnighttime
#nightnighttime
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I'm going to be pouring each of the trick or treaters that stops by a nice cold glass of Pilk!
October 23, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I'm going to be pouring each of the trick or treaters that stops by a nice cold glass of Pilk!