Chris D’Amore
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BREAKING: Pacifist Kills Mood at Raytheon Office Christmas Party
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Why is everyone saying I can't return my Saving Private Ryan DVD rental at my cousin's wedding
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Why is everyone saying I can't return my Saving Private Ryan DVD rental at my cousin's wedding
My first Official Thought of 2026: I have a theory that one could unclog a toilet by putting a subwoofer next to it and turning it up really loud, but I don't have the resources to try it.
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
My first Official Thought of 2026: I have a theory that one could unclog a toilet by putting a subwoofer next to it and turning it up really loud, but I don't have the resources to try it.
I didn’t have a lemon, but he’s still my son.
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I didn’t have a lemon, but he’s still my son.
It may seem petty to point out the garage in this image has an illogical door on the side, but this isn't the first error like this I have seen from @wmur9.bsky.social
If news outlets want to maintain credibility amidst an administration where journalism is under attack, they need to stop using AI.
If news outlets want to maintain credibility amidst an administration where journalism is under attack, they need to stop using AI.
The Federal Reserve cut interest rates by 25 basis points at its final meeting of 2025, but the 30-year fixed-rate mortgage remained high at 6.22%.
Despite Fed rate cuts, mortgage rates could still rise. Here's why
The Federal Reserve cut interest rates by 25 basis points at its final meeting of 2025, but the 30-year fixed-rate mortgage remained high at 6.22%.
www.wmur.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It may seem petty to point out the garage in this image has an illogical door on the side, but this isn't the first error like this I have seen from @wmur9.bsky.social
If news outlets want to maintain credibility amidst an administration where journalism is under attack, they need to stop using AI.
If news outlets want to maintain credibility amidst an administration where journalism is under attack, they need to stop using AI.
Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
Pro Tip: Spilling an entire cup of coffee gives you the same jolt of energy drinking one does, and it’s caffeine free!
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pro Tip: Spilling an entire cup of coffee gives you the same jolt of energy drinking one does, and it’s caffeine free!
BREAKING: Pacifist Kills Mood at Raytheon Office Christmas Party
December 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
BREAKING: Pacifist Kills Mood at Raytheon Office Christmas Party
Reposted by Chris D’Amore
i don't wanna hear shit from billionaires on this app unless they've been visited by three incredibly persuasive ghosts and/or muppets
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i don't wanna hear shit from billionaires on this app unless they've been visited by three incredibly persuasive ghosts and/or muppets
Happy Holidays from the Dumbheads. We're excited to play more shows in the new year ❤️
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Happy Holidays from the Dumbheads. We're excited to play more shows in the new year ❤️
Free Idea: Matrix Brewing Co.
- Neo England IPA
- Morpheweiss
- Red Pils
- Blue Pils
- Neo England IPA
- Morpheweiss
- Red Pils
- Blue Pils
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Free Idea: Matrix Brewing Co.
- Neo England IPA
- Morpheweiss
- Red Pils
- Blue Pils
- Neo England IPA
- Morpheweiss
- Red Pils
- Blue Pils
The sole reason I haven’t deleted LinkedIn is the 7-year-long conversation I have with a friend where we exclusively use the suggested auto-replies.
![Chris D'Amore • 5:26 pm
Please
Call me
Now
JUL 12, 2019
[redacted] • 9:49 am
Oh, OK
No problem
All the best
Keep in touch
Chris D'Amore • 10:06 am
Will do
Thanks again
Thanks for endorsing me](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aw6oc4g45kyqvl5vqo2cxl2f/bafkreihvcm3c3wwy4qbsjh5vef6hfiazw4gbhe3vut26pval6cs4zyp42i@jpeg)
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The sole reason I haven’t deleted LinkedIn is the 7-year-long conversation I have with a friend where we exclusively use the suggested auto-replies.
Chris Joslin tre-flipping El Toro is my inspiration for the week:
Chris Joslin's "G-Ma" Part
YouTube video by ThrasherMagazine
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December 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Chris Joslin tre-flipping El Toro is my inspiration for the week:
Vending at D Squared in Exeter, NH until 2!
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Vending at D Squared in Exeter, NH until 2!
The FIFA peace prize trophy might as well be a bronze casting of the Zidane headbutt
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The FIFA peace prize trophy might as well be a bronze casting of the Zidane headbutt
Great news y'all! According to AI, the internet is NOT mostly AI-generated. Only 57% of it is!
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Great news y'all! According to AI, the internet is NOT mostly AI-generated. Only 57% of it is!
I ❤️ technology and the improvements it has brought to our lives
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I ❤️ technology and the improvements it has brought to our lives
Reposted by Chris D’Amore
🚨 EVERYONE PLEASE RESKEET THIS FOR VISIBILITY!!! 🚨
A big coalition of LGBTQ+, abortion access, and human rights groups led by @fightforthefuture.org are organizing a WEEK OF ACTION this week against online ID checks, aka "age verification" laws.
Join us: www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/stop...
A big coalition of LGBTQ+, abortion access, and human rights groups led by @fightforthefuture.org are organizing a WEEK OF ACTION this week against online ID checks, aka "age verification" laws.
Join us: www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/stop...
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
🚨 EVERYONE PLEASE RESKEET THIS FOR VISIBILITY!!! 🚨
A big coalition of LGBTQ+, abortion access, and human rights groups led by @fightforthefuture.org are organizing a WEEK OF ACTION this week against online ID checks, aka "age verification" laws.
Join us: www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/stop...
A big coalition of LGBTQ+, abortion access, and human rights groups led by @fightforthefuture.org are organizing a WEEK OF ACTION this week against online ID checks, aka "age verification" laws.
Join us: www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/stop...
You ever find yourself looking for your pajamas at night and then realize you never got out of them?
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You ever find yourself looking for your pajamas at night and then realize you never got out of them?
In my 'building out an RSS feed' stage of insufferableness
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
In my 'building out an RSS feed' stage of insufferableness
I was driving down the highway and saw a huge billboard lit up in the distance. I spent a good 20 seconds squinting at it, trying to make out what it said, and when I got close enough I could make out the words: “Don’t drive distracted.”
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I was driving down the highway and saw a huge billboard lit up in the distance. I spent a good 20 seconds squinting at it, trying to make out what it said, and when I got close enough I could make out the words: “Don’t drive distracted.”
This is one of the best things I have seen on the internet in some time. @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Brennan Lee Mulligan Eats His Last Meal
YouTube video by Mythical Kitchen
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This is one of the best things I have seen on the internet in some time. @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
It's been about a year since I ditched all Meta platforms. Despite all the terrible things we witnessed in 2025, it has still been better to exist without the burden of an algorithmic storm cloud persistently bogging down my subconscious. We don't need these platforms, and we never did.
Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It's been about a year since I ditched all Meta platforms. Despite all the terrible things we witnessed in 2025, it has still been better to exist without the burden of an algorithmic storm cloud persistently bogging down my subconscious. We don't need these platforms, and we never did.