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'Corporate Swag' Small Logo-Obscuring Patch — The Clack
Do you have a nice backpack that is marred by the logo of your ex-employer? Do you get embarrassed advertising the tech giant you work for on a Patagonia vest while in the mosh pit at a hardcore show...
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Men only want one thing and for some reason it’s rabidly tearing 6 to 8 paper towels out of the dispenser just to dry their hands in the public restroom??
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Men only want one thing and for some reason it’s rabidly tearing 6 to 8 paper towels out of the dispenser just to dry their hands in the public restroom??
Why is everyone saying I can't return my Saving Private Ryan DVD rental at my cousin's wedding
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Why is everyone saying I can't return my Saving Private Ryan DVD rental at my cousin's wedding
Ok, who wants to green-light this:
Old Habits - Two ex-nuns-turned-secret agents have to go back to the convent to resurrect an ancient conspiracy of Biblical proportions.
Old Habits - Two ex-nuns-turned-secret agents have to go back to the convent to resurrect an ancient conspiracy of Biblical proportions.
December 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ok, who wants to green-light this:
Old Habits - Two ex-nuns-turned-secret agents have to go back to the convent to resurrect an ancient conspiracy of Biblical proportions.
Old Habits - Two ex-nuns-turned-secret agents have to go back to the convent to resurrect an ancient conspiracy of Biblical proportions.
You know, I thought the whole “children yearning for the mines” thing was a joke, but Danny Go is out here straight up prepping kids for it
December 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You know, I thought the whole “children yearning for the mines” thing was a joke, but Danny Go is out here straight up prepping kids for it
Fellow golfers, DO NOT order the Potato Skins during the TGI Friday's FORE-for-1 event.
December 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Fellow golfers, DO NOT order the Potato Skins during the TGI Friday's FORE-for-1 event.
I have COVID which means I'm gonna be making the dumbest shit imaginable today
December 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have COVID which means I'm gonna be making the dumbest shit imaginable today
There's a lot of talk about the toxicity of car culture lately, but I'd argue that the worst thing the automobile did was mobilize Kerouac's misogyny.
December 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
There's a lot of talk about the toxicity of car culture lately, but I'd argue that the worst thing the automobile did was mobilize Kerouac's misogyny.
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If you’re looking for last minute gift ideas we’ve got a few tips! ✨🎄
#cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs2025
@evangreer.bsky.social
#cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs2025
@evangreer.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you’re looking for last minute gift ideas we’ve got a few tips! ✨🎄
#cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs2025
@evangreer.bsky.social
#cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs2025
@evangreer.bsky.social
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Made patches to cover up the company logos on your freebies from work. Link is below 👇
December 30, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Made patches to cover up the company logos on your freebies from work. Link is below 👇
❄️ 🤕 Updated Totals 🤕 ❄️
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
❄️ 🤕 Updated Totals 🤕 ❄️
The joy I get from pressing an SSRI between my fingers and shooting it into my mouth makes me think I don’t even need it at all.
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The joy I get from pressing an SSRI between my fingers and shooting it into my mouth makes me think I don’t even need it at all.
I’m the only one in the family that hasn’t gotten the stomach bug this week, and we’re going on a long car ride today, and I call that flushin’ roulette.
December 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’m the only one in the family that hasn’t gotten the stomach bug this week, and we’re going on a long car ride today, and I call that flushin’ roulette.
This is real rich coming from you fucks
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This is real rich coming from you fucks
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We are Millenials!
Hear us cheer!
Hear us cheer!
September 8, 2024 at 5:52 PM
We are Millenials!
Hear us cheer!
Hear us cheer!
I'm seeing a lot of comments along the lines of "rats fleeing a sinking ship," and honestly, it's disrespectful to rats.
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm seeing a lot of comments along the lines of "rats fleeing a sinking ship," and honestly, it's disrespectful to rats.
1. Download the attached image
2. Upload it here and buy a sheet of 1” x 2” metallic stickers: www.moo.com/us/new/produ...
3. Put them on all of your coworkers’ chairs
2. Upload it here and buy a sheet of 1” x 2” metallic stickers: www.moo.com/us/new/produ...
3. Put them on all of your coworkers’ chairs
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
1. Download the attached image
2. Upload it here and buy a sheet of 1” x 2” metallic stickers: www.moo.com/us/new/produ...
3. Put them on all of your coworkers’ chairs
2. Upload it here and buy a sheet of 1” x 2” metallic stickers: www.moo.com/us/new/produ...
3. Put them on all of your coworkers’ chairs
Just drank a gallon of seltzer to play a trick on my phlebotomist.
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just drank a gallon of seltzer to play a trick on my phlebotomist.
Me and my DVD library when there’s an Xfinity outage
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Me and my DVD library when there’s an Xfinity outage
I work in tech, and this is a perfect encapsulation of AI behemoths sucking up resources beyond all reason and it screwing over everyone but themselves. Crucial was the only vendor I used for affordable 3rd party RAM and storage in my work.
Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead
Another blow to PC gaming.
www.theverge.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I work in tech, and this is a perfect encapsulation of AI behemoths sucking up resources beyond all reason and it screwing over everyone but themselves. Crucial was the only vendor I used for affordable 3rd party RAM and storage in my work.
🛠️ ❄️ Updated Totals ❄️ 🛠️
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
🛠️ ❄️ Updated Totals ❄️ 🛠️
For those playing Broligarch Blitz this holiday season, @bcmerchant.bsky.social just posted a great guide for ditching Spotify: www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/a-complete...
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
For those playing Broligarch Blitz this holiday season, @bcmerchant.bsky.social just posted a great guide for ditching Spotify: www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/a-complete...
First rule of Sam’s Club is don’t talk about the Costco hot dog.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
First rule of Sam’s Club is don’t talk about the Costco hot dog.
