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'Corporate Swag' Small Logo-Obscuring Patch — The Clack
Do you have a nice backpack that is marred by the logo of your ex-employer? Do you get embarrassed advertising the tech giant you work for on a Patagonia vest while in the mosh pit at a hardcore show...
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When you and your work friend see each other Monday morning:
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When you and your work friend see each other Monday morning:
Following local news is wild because they’ll post “Corgi pees on toddler in Braintree” then post this:
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Following local news is wild because they’ll post “Corgi pees on toddler in Braintree” then post this:
I can't prove it, but I think we were one bong rip away from Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels.
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I can't prove it, but I think we were one bong rip away from Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels.
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You don’t have to boycott everything at once.
Start with one company and learn to get by with less by buying less!
They need our money, don’t give it to them!
Start with one company and learn to get by with less by buying less!
They need our money, don’t give it to them!
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You don’t have to boycott everything at once.
Start with one company and learn to get by with less by buying less!
They need our money, don’t give it to them!
Start with one company and learn to get by with less by buying less!
They need our money, don’t give it to them!
Don’t underestimate the candidate that uplifts the entirety of the struggling creative class. Every piece of Zohran’s campaign was a goddamn work of art.
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Don’t underestimate the candidate that uplifts the entirety of the struggling creative class. Every piece of Zohran’s campaign was a goddamn work of art.
Why do I feel like in three months there will be a story about how mainstream enterprise-level AI tools weren’t reaalllly isolating sensitive company data from their public models quite as carefully as they claimed they were?
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Why do I feel like in three months there will be a story about how mainstream enterprise-level AI tools weren’t reaalllly isolating sensitive company data from their public models quite as carefully as they claimed they were?
So how long do we just keep going to work.
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
So how long do we just keep going to work.
Debate is just improv for people that take themselves too seriously.
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Debate is just improv for people that take themselves too seriously.
One way Microsoft could start to make it up to us is by allowing you to block coworkers on Teams.
October 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
One way Microsoft could start to make it up to us is by allowing you to block coworkers on Teams.
Every day I'm reminded that this is what we're choosing to spend our money on instead of reanimating the cryogenically frozen remains of Ted Williams and giving the world the most fucked up season of baseball it has ever seen.
Premium tomorrow: OpenAI promised to build a gigawatt of data centers for AMD, NVIDIA and Broadcom by the end of 2026, and 9GW for Broadcom by 2029. They need $400 Billion in the next 12 months.
Here’s $10 off an annual subscription.
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Here’s $10 off an annual subscription.
edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo...
October 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Every day I'm reminded that this is what we're choosing to spend our money on instead of reanimating the cryogenically frozen remains of Ted Williams and giving the world the most fucked up season of baseball it has ever seen.
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A terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos."
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
October 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos."
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
Paraphernalia would be a beautiful name for a baby
October 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Paraphernalia would be a beautiful name for a baby
I regret to inform you that Mavis Beacon wasn't a real person.
October 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I regret to inform you that Mavis Beacon wasn't a real person.
How long before Grok attempts to take down OpenAI?
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
How long before Grok attempts to take down OpenAI?
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
Out here getting roasted by captcha puzzles
September 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Out here getting roasted by captcha puzzles
Sometimes I get a pang of guilt about not following Rosie O’Donnell’s career more closely in the last 20 years.
September 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Sometimes I get a pang of guilt about not following Rosie O’Donnell’s career more closely in the last 20 years.
Dollhouse Productions Episode 2
YouTube video by The Clack
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September 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Kind of messed up if you think of The Long and Winding Road as being from the perspective of Maxwell before the Silver Hammer murders
September 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Kind of messed up if you think of The Long and Winding Road as being from the perspective of Maxwell before the Silver Hammer murders