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Imitation Crab Thoughts

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When you and your work friend see each other Monday morning:
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Following local news is wild because they’ll post “Corgi pees on toddler in Braintree” then post this:
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
October 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
[sound on]
October 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
[sound on]
October 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Out here getting roasted by captcha puzzles
September 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
We went to a yard sale with our kiddo, and the woman running it picked up this book and was like "This might be a nice one for you" and I pointed to them and was like "oh, we already figured it out"
September 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I love that Mario Andretti's hair looks like he's always going fast
September 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The media every time they need to distract from something fucked up the administration is doing
September 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My IBS be like
August 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
August 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wario Andretti
August 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I made bumper stickers for my Roomba, and now you can buy them too:

www.itstheclack.com/goods/bumper...
August 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Finally getting these to the printers! Soon to be in the shop.
July 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Avoiding people from high school at the grocery store:
July 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Me: Holy shit, that's a huuuge hawk!
Me: ... waiiit never mind, it's just a turkey vulture.
Turkey Vulture:
July 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I made this as a joke a few years ago, but I still think there’s truth in it in terms of the death of internet and closing the generational loop on irony.
July 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
When someone shows you a text exchange on their phone but you don’t know where to start reading, don’t have the context of the conversation, and don’t possess crucial intrapersonal knowledge of their relationship built up over decades culminating into that specific moment.
July 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This shitty jump behind the auto shop filled me with so much joy.

The kids are still at it risking their front teeth for the simple thrill of weightlessness in a world that tries to drag us down.

The torch has been passed as another generation takes flight over the handlebars and into the future.
July 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Rack. Them. AGAIN.
June 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
wtf did they do this time???
June 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
June 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Forgot to post this a couple months back. Still applies.
June 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM