Paul Chapman
@gooberzilla.bsky.social
Who are you people? Seriously, what is this place? (He/him)
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Paul Chapman
@gooberzilla.bsky.social
· Jan 25
A note for my new followers: my timeline is mostly full of jokes, retweeted artwork, and other opinions. I don't generally talk about politics on my main feed, as people tend to take it as an invitation to argue with me, but I do reply to the threads of like minded people to express my support.
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I will never vote for Hbomberguy.
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I will never vote for Hbomberguy.
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scott steiner cutting a promo. can't understand half of what he's saying. some kind of metaphor about how books are for learning but if you can't read then you can't even read a book to learn how to read. pulls out his phone showing he has footage confirming bigfoot is real. throws it into a sewer
January 10, 2026 at 9:44 AM
scott steiner cutting a promo. can't understand half of what he's saying. some kind of metaphor about how books are for learning but if you can't read then you can't even read a book to learn how to read. pulls out his phone showing he has footage confirming bigfoot is real. throws it into a sewer
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Who up romancing they three kingdoms???
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Who up romancing they three kingdoms???
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hey yall… i got a bit of a serious situation with our kitty… she really needs help, anything helps gofund.me/c60058602
Donate to Help Fidget Get Urgent Surgery for Stomatitis, organized by Cassidy Campbell
Hi, I’m Cassidy and my beloved orange cat Fidget needs surgery asap. Sh… Cassidy Campbell needs your support for Help Fidget Get Urgent Surgery for Stomatitis
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January 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
hey yall… i got a bit of a serious situation with our kitty… she really needs help, anything helps gofund.me/c60058602
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keep ur friends close and keep ur enemies locked in a cage so u can torture them
January 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
keep ur friends close and keep ur enemies locked in a cage so u can torture them
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"do not challenge me on this device again" i say imperiously, knowing that the website will challenge me again, like, immediately if i just log out or even, like, reload da page.
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
"do not challenge me on this device again" i say imperiously, knowing that the website will challenge me again, like, immediately if i just log out or even, like, reload da page.
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ICYMI. Nominated for the Locus Awards (along with 2 of the stories in it, 'Encore' by @wtalabi.bsky.social & 'Autumn's Red Bird' by @aliettedebodard.com) & the Ignyte Awards
Out today, my 1st anthology, DEEP DREAM: SCIENCE FICTION EXPLORING THE FUTURE OF ART (@mitpress.bsky.social). 10 writers imagine how art forms (and artists) might evolve, devolve, and transform across spacetime near and far, amid the myriad threats to all things creative. (link in 🧵)
August 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ICYMI. Nominated for the Locus Awards (along with 2 of the stories in it, 'Encore' by @wtalabi.bsky.social & 'Autumn's Red Bird' by @aliettedebodard.com) & the Ignyte Awards
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improving every sentence by adding "..., but for Godzilla" to the end
January 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
improving every sentence by adding "..., but for Godzilla" to the end
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Can you fly, Bobby?
January 9, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Can you fly, Bobby?
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Production of Hamlet where he turns Yorick's skull into a bong and spends the rest of the play carrying it around and taking giant bong rips from it
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Production of Hamlet where he turns Yorick's skull into a bong and spends the rest of the play carrying it around and taking giant bong rips from it
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her: im not in love with you. i want a REAL man
the robot: beep boop (but sadly)
the robot: beep boop (but sadly)
January 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
her: im not in love with you. i want a REAL man
the robot: beep boop (but sadly)
the robot: beep boop (but sadly)
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there is no reason for ICE to exist. immigrants aren’t doing anything wrong by trying to live and work and provide for their loved ones. I don’t care how people got here. if they want to be here that’s good. leave them alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
there is no reason for ICE to exist. immigrants aren’t doing anything wrong by trying to live and work and provide for their loved ones. I don’t care how people got here. if they want to be here that’s good. leave them alone.
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The best time to save your game is immediately after saving your game, just to be sure.
January 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The best time to save your game is immediately after saving your game, just to be sure.
Alt text: cartoony artwork of Goldship - an anthropomorphic horse girl from the Umamusume: Pretty Derby franchise inspired by the real life race horse - sticking out her tongue and resting her chin on a wooden fence. The IRL Goldship also does this.
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Alt text: cartoony artwork of Goldship - an anthropomorphic horse girl from the Umamusume: Pretty Derby franchise inspired by the real life race horse - sticking out her tongue and resting her chin on a wooden fence. The IRL Goldship also does this.
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If you haven't already, January is a good time to cancel your Xbox Game Pass in solidarity with Palestine. Read more about the boycott on our website and sign our pledge at nogamesforgenocide.com
January 7, 2026 at 11:12 AM
If you haven't already, January is a good time to cancel your Xbox Game Pass in solidarity with Palestine. Read more about the boycott on our website and sign our pledge at nogamesforgenocide.com
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They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now
January 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now
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📡DON'T SCROLL THIS📡 I need help covering this brave boy's medical expenses. I can't do it all alone!
Please open your heart and decide to help me.
Paypal.me/GiorMatta
#FuckCancer #Help #MutualAid
#Leukemia
Please open your heart and decide to help me.
Paypal.me/GiorMatta
#FuckCancer #Help #MutualAid
#Leukemia
January 7, 2026 at 4:02 AM
📡DON'T SCROLL THIS📡 I need help covering this brave boy's medical expenses. I can't do it all alone!
Please open your heart and decide to help me.
Paypal.me/GiorMatta
#FuckCancer #Help #MutualAid
#Leukemia
Please open your heart and decide to help me.
Paypal.me/GiorMatta
#FuckCancer #Help #MutualAid
#Leukemia
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"But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. [...]"
"...There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for."
"...There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for."
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 AM
"But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. [...]"
"...There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for."
"...There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for."
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curvy isabelle discourse if we actually respected the marketplace of ideas
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
curvy isabelle discourse if we actually respected the marketplace of ideas