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Dude 5” shorter than me: Woah you’re tall! How tall are you?
me: I’m 6’4”
dude 5” shorter than me: Damn. Yeah I’m 6’2” so I know how it is.
me: I’m 6’4”
dude 5” shorter than me: Damn. Yeah I’m 6’2” so I know how it is.
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Dude 5” shorter than me: Woah you’re tall! How tall are you?
me: I’m 6’4”
dude 5” shorter than me: Damn. Yeah I’m 6’2” so I know how it is.
me: I’m 6’4”
dude 5” shorter than me: Damn. Yeah I’m 6’2” so I know how it is.
This restaurant has Fox News and The Young Turks on duelling TVs.
December 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This restaurant has Fox News and The Young Turks on duelling TVs.
At the age when I realized I can have the wildest 40th birthday party.
December 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
At the age when I realized I can have the wildest 40th birthday party.
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Is it harmless, Pauline Kaelbot?
It's understandable that they're trying to find movie art in the loopholes of commercial production — it's a harmless hobby and we all play it now and then. (1963)
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Is it harmless, Pauline Kaelbot?
Shoutout to whoever had the foresight to snag the TikTok handle “repentharlequin.”
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Shoutout to whoever had the foresight to snag the TikTok handle “repentharlequin.”
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This Christmas, as you gather with you and yours.... Please remember to open up your heart, and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
MST3K - Patrick Swayze Christmas
YouTube video by sirgraves
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This Christmas, as you gather with you and yours.... Please remember to open up your heart, and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
Have hit the point in my life where apparently I actually consider reading all of Achewood.
December 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Have hit the point in my life where apparently I actually consider reading all of Achewood.
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it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set
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fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
Reading theory*
*scrolling through old dril tweets
*scrolling through old dril tweets
December 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Reading theory*
*scrolling through old dril tweets
*scrolling through old dril tweets
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cool, cool cool
December 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
cool, cool cool
She winter on my solstice until I, uh, days…get longer?
December 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
She winter on my solstice until I, uh, days…get longer?
Y’all ever plow the prairies, build the cities where they trade, dig the mines and build the workshops, endless miles of railroad laid, now you stand outcast and starving ‘midst the wonders you have made?
December 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Y’all ever plow the prairies, build the cities where they trade, dig the mines and build the workshops, endless miles of railroad laid, now you stand outcast and starving ‘midst the wonders you have made?
Almost posted a take on Bluesky. Stay vigilant, it could happen to you next!
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Almost posted a take on Bluesky. Stay vigilant, it could happen to you next!
It's wild how sometimes feeling productive means you wrote 10 pages and other times means you went through and hit "mark as read" on 50+ emails.
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It's wild how sometimes feeling productive means you wrote 10 pages and other times means you went through and hit "mark as read" on 50+ emails.
Barista is misidentifying Joseph Gordon Levitt as Ryan Gosling in hyping up the movie Brick (2005, d. Rian Johnson).
December 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Barista is misidentifying Joseph Gordon Levitt as Ryan Gosling in hyping up the movie Brick (2005, d. Rian Johnson).
White guy with dreads and a wide-brimmed hat at the coffee shop alert.
December 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
White guy with dreads and a wide-brimmed hat at the coffee shop alert.
Do you know how many dumbass white guys you could convince to support reparations if you told them it would include reparations for the war on drugs?
December 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Do you know how many dumbass white guys you could convince to support reparations if you told them it would include reparations for the war on drugs?
![The classic @dril tweet “(accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gcd7a3g4brcjrmrkzqjdpknv/bafkreiaflpxv7xotma2qdgrnkyfseyu6qf3evt7rl7bik6ysikco4meu7m@jpeg)
Do I have a bike ride in me or is it just too cold?
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Do I have a bike ride in me or is it just too cold?
Babe I can’t believe you forgot all about our
December 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Babe I can’t believe you forgot all about our
Men would rather go to therapy than to go th-hmm, wait.
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Men would rather go to therapy than to go th-hmm, wait.
*taps mic, clears throat* Hoffa deez nuts.
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
*taps mic, clears throat* Hoffa deez nuts.