Machinebread TetsGluten
@gmlsp.bsky.social
Game Designer. Beer Drinker. Weapon of Massive Consumption.
Designer of Kissing Capes
check out my work at https://dmlsp.itch.io/
Designer of Kissing Capes
check out my work at https://dmlsp.itch.io/
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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.
January 24, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.
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they've taken your demands for justice and abolition and turned it into a demand for more funding and a deeper integration into our society. Nobody in government is entertaining the idea of getting rid of ICE and anything you do to try and force them will be rerouted into more funds, more guns.
January 24, 2026 at 4:38 PM
they've taken your demands for justice and abolition and turned it into a demand for more funding and a deeper integration into our society. Nobody in government is entertaining the idea of getting rid of ICE and anything you do to try and force them will be rerouted into more funds, more guns.
The thing is, it feels like calling does absolutely nothing. Call them and what? Complain to an intern while these fuckers are off doing god knows what?
Just feels like more hollow "vote the bad shit away" rhetoric when what needs to be done can't be said.
Just feels like more hollow "vote the bad shit away" rhetoric when what needs to be done can't be said.
These 7 Democrats voted to give ICE an additional $10 billion in funding. Anyone who claims to support the constitution has a minimum of 7 phone calls to make today.
Phone numbers in alt text.
Phone numbers in alt text.
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The thing is, it feels like calling does absolutely nothing. Call them and what? Complain to an intern while these fuckers are off doing god knows what?
Just feels like more hollow "vote the bad shit away" rhetoric when what needs to be done can't be said.
Just feels like more hollow "vote the bad shit away" rhetoric when what needs to be done can't be said.
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There's like, maybe three ttrpg designers out there that don't set off my "something is fucky about you and I'm just waiting for.that show to drop" sense. Haven't been wrong yet, just seems to be a when not an If with most people.
January 19, 2026 at 10:08 PM
There's like, maybe three ttrpg designers out there that don't set off my "something is fucky about you and I'm just waiting for.that show to drop" sense. Haven't been wrong yet, just seems to be a when not an If with most people.
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Polygon writer who has only played D&D, playing his second rpg: Getting some serious D&D vibes from this game
January 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Polygon writer who has only played D&D, playing his second rpg: Getting some serious D&D vibes from this game
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Thinking again about the Polygon article that's like "the problem with indie TRPG designers is that they simply aren't outspoken enough," meanwhile Polygon will just devote an entire article to someone's ersatz K-Pop Demon Hunters 5E kickstarter
www.polygon.com/k-pop-demon-...
www.polygon.com/k-pop-demon-...
January 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Thinking again about the Polygon article that's like "the problem with indie TRPG designers is that they simply aren't outspoken enough," meanwhile Polygon will just devote an entire article to someone's ersatz K-Pop Demon Hunters 5E kickstarter
www.polygon.com/k-pop-demon-...
www.polygon.com/k-pop-demon-...
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Hello! If you don't know me, I make TTRPGs, fiction, soundtracks, and adventures. From solo horror to dungeon crawls to folk horror advent calendars. 60+ products live now at https://loottheroom.itch.io
Chris Bissette - itch.io
loottheroom.itch.io
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Hello! If you don't know me, I make TTRPGs, fiction, soundtracks, and adventures. From solo horror to dungeon crawls to folk horror advent calendars. 60+ products live now at https://loottheroom.itch.io
I think we just got to stop letting two dudes with a name that start with D writing TV shows.
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I think we just got to stop letting two dudes with a name that start with D writing TV shows.
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I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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I would argue that my liking the game-that-actually-exists-in-the-text is meaningfully different to the people who like an imaginary version of D&D that isn't supported by the text of the game. I would even argue that only liking the imaginary version of the D&D means you don't /really/ like D&D.
December 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I would argue that my liking the game-that-actually-exists-in-the-text is meaningfully different to the people who like an imaginary version of D&D that isn't supported by the text of the game. I would even argue that only liking the imaginary version of the D&D means you don't /really/ like D&D.
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on the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
🎶 CERVEZA CRISTAL 🎶
🎶 CERVEZA CRISTAL 🎶
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
on the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
🎶 CERVEZA CRISTAL 🎶
🎶 CERVEZA CRISTAL 🎶
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a new ttrpg kickstarter has hit your feed. it's the new cozy ghiblicore 5e hack made by the racism brothers and the promotional material is their devlog (podcast) where they complain about when enemy combatants are whole people with interior lives. 75 dollar embossed hardcover
The team behind Obojima not only don’t care about Ghibli outside of the aesthetic, they also fully do not understand it. They’re either complete buffoons or actively bad people and the truth likely lies in the middle.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrt9XWWk/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrt9XWWk/
What can you lose by humanizing monsters? #obojima #studioghibli #ghibli #1985games #ttrpg #dnd #dnd5e #podcast
TikTok video by Obojima
www.tiktok.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
a new ttrpg kickstarter has hit your feed. it's the new cozy ghiblicore 5e hack made by the racism brothers and the promotional material is their devlog (podcast) where they complain about when enemy combatants are whole people with interior lives. 75 dollar embossed hardcover
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The team behind Obojima not only don’t care about Ghibli outside of the aesthetic, they also fully do not understand it. They’re either complete buffoons or actively bad people and the truth likely lies in the middle.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrt9XWWk/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrt9XWWk/
What can you lose by humanizing monsters? #obojima #studioghibli #ghibli #1985games #ttrpg #dnd #dnd5e #podcast
TikTok video by Obojima
www.tiktok.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The team behind Obojima not only don’t care about Ghibli outside of the aesthetic, they also fully do not understand it. They’re either complete buffoons or actively bad people and the truth likely lies in the middle.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrt9XWWk/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrt9XWWk/
Seeing Hundreds of Beavers for the first time in a packed theater, seeing Free Fire as the only person in the theater, every showing of House I've been to, seeing The Lighthouse very drunk, then sober, then drunk again.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Seeing Hundreds of Beavers for the first time in a packed theater, seeing Free Fire as the only person in the theater, every showing of House I've been to, seeing The Lighthouse very drunk, then sober, then drunk again.
Trying to find a local gaming group to play some ttrpg with
The results so far:
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
The results so far:
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Trying to find a local gaming group to play some ttrpg with
The results so far:
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
The results so far:
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Only plays 5e
Where did you come from,
where did you go?
Where did you come from,
where did you go?
Where did you come from,
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Where did you come from,
where did you go?
Where did you come from,
where did you go?
Where did you come from,
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I have written a new blog about what an OSR is. I am told there is a lot of discourse about this, but am confident that this should settle the matter once and for all.
thegardenbelow.blot.im/what-is-an-osr
thegardenbelow.blot.im/what-is-an-osr
What is an OSR? - The Garden Below
a post about not knowing what the OSR is.
thegardenbelow.blot.im
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I have written a new blog about what an OSR is. I am told there is a lot of discourse about this, but am confident that this should settle the matter once and for all.
thegardenbelow.blot.im/what-is-an-osr
thegardenbelow.blot.im/what-is-an-osr
RIP March Masksness Twitter community, you would have loved Dispatch.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
RIP March Masksness Twitter community, you would have loved Dispatch.
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holy HECK I cannot wait to brag about the amazing artists we have joining us for Swords Without Master, folks, goodness GRACIOUS I am HYPED! UP! FOR! SWORDS!
*cough*
...thus it behooves me to implore you to stay tuned here for all the news: www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw...
*cough*
...thus it behooves me to implore you to stay tuned here for all the news: www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw...
Coming soon: Swords Without Master
A ttrpg of strange sorceries, brutal violence and astounding wonder by Epidiah Ravachol.
www.kickstarter.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
holy HECK I cannot wait to brag about the amazing artists we have joining us for Swords Without Master, folks, goodness GRACIOUS I am HYPED! UP! FOR! SWORDS!
*cough*
...thus it behooves me to implore you to stay tuned here for all the news: www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw...
*cough*
...thus it behooves me to implore you to stay tuned here for all the news: www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw...
Went to a cool bar
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Went to a cool bar
Deathstalker (2025) was awful and I need everyone to go see it immediately
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Deathstalker (2025) was awful and I need everyone to go see it immediately