Yoyodyne DEI Hire
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Anna, She/It
"Super flavorful and absolutely appalling"
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"Super flavorful and absolutely appalling"
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The author's barely disguised henchman
February 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The author's barely disguised henchman
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i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
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in a sense epstein himself being a hub for all of these spokes is no more notable than any given guy being the "richest man in the world" at any given time. these people inhabit roles that emerge from the forces that structure our world and lives
Not trying to be a boring Marxist but if people come away from these revelations with the conclusion that everything that is awful about the present moment was the result of meddling by a relatively small set of specific individuals, a lot of radical critiques of capital & the state become obsolete.
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
in a sense epstein himself being a hub for all of these spokes is no more notable than any given guy being the "richest man in the world" at any given time. these people inhabit roles that emerge from the forces that structure our world and lives
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portal 3 is looking incredible dude
Some terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip
(with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)
(with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)
February 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
portal 3 is looking incredible dude
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this is the type of shit dr jacoby was uploading in the return
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
this is the type of shit dr jacoby was uploading in the return
Uses my Anna Ability
February 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Uses my Anna Ability
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Wank Sinatra
I'm Doing Masturbation My Way
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Wank Sinatra
The autarch and his flier
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The autarch and his flier
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Type shit im on
February 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Type shit im on
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Metal Gear Solid V
here's to you
here's to you
December 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Metal Gear Solid V
here's to you
here's to you
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Mom found the poop firmament
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Mom found the poop firmament
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My 4 y/o son: Jesus is very strong
Me: Uh yeah. Sure, bud.
Son: And green.
Me: uh
Son: He wears purple shorts
Me: now hold on
Me: Uh yeah. Sure, bud.
Son: And green.
Me: uh
Son: He wears purple shorts
Me: now hold on
February 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
My 4 y/o son: Jesus is very strong
Me: Uh yeah. Sure, bud.
Son: And green.
Me: uh
Son: He wears purple shorts
Me: now hold on
Me: Uh yeah. Sure, bud.
Son: And green.
Me: uh
Son: He wears purple shorts
Me: now hold on
The Anna divergent timeline subplot
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The Anna divergent timeline subplot
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whenever someone talks about Geordie Greep i think they're referring to this guy
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
whenever someone talks about Geordie Greep i think they're referring to this guy
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“Pain Don’t Hurt” is such a beautiful name for a baby girl
February 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
“Pain Don’t Hurt” is such a beautiful name for a baby girl
I do also wish people used the slightest amount of critical thinking when going into the file releases because people are treating random unsourced FBI tips as the same as photo evidence by virtue of being side by side. So much of this is being released in the way it is to be undifferentiated noise
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I do also wish people used the slightest amount of critical thinking when going into the file releases because people are treating random unsourced FBI tips as the same as photo evidence by virtue of being side by side. So much of this is being released in the way it is to be undifferentiated noise
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SHOCKING: Healthcare Provider for Trans Patients in Epstein Emails Not Will Powers
February 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
SHOCKING: Healthcare Provider for Trans Patients in Epstein Emails Not Will Powers
Heh, you know what they say: "It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden starp at the yarp".
February 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Heh, you know what they say: "It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden starp at the yarp".
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drone shot sweeping up the eastern seaboard heads inland and after flying over several quaint new england villages comes to focus on me lying on a town green in the fetal position while being repeatedly kicked by an entire peewee soccer team
May 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
drone shot sweeping up the eastern seaboard heads inland and after flying over several quaint new england villages comes to focus on me lying on a town green in the fetal position while being repeatedly kicked by an entire peewee soccer team
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My homie lost his mind trying to polish a smooth stone to a mirror like sheen. Stay safe out there
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 AM
My homie lost his mind trying to polish a smooth stone to a mirror like sheen. Stay safe out there