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Yoyodyne DEI Hire
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Anna, She/It

"Super flavorful and absolutely appalling"

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dont i know it
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its like seeing a celebrity in public
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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why is it called that
February 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
actually i changed my mind. you don't have to imagine this, but it's fun to do.
One must imagine Sisyphus cleaving the boulder in twain with a single strike
February 6, 2026 at 4:52 AM
One must imagine Sisyphus cleaving the boulder in twain with a single strike
February 6, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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Everyone always talks about "Charmy Bee's friend in the comics who died from LSD glizzys" but never the fact that the fucking key art chosen for his character bio is his overdosed corpse
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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IF I WAS IN CHARGE OF THE. ANT COLONY .
January 20, 2024 at 5:17 AM
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Since I have the Ge Drei robot spirits I really think the next big Kondo thing I kinda want is the Goblin.... it's such a cute design... 15.5 meter design which is funny considering that's not like super short especially when we consider late UC designs but still....
February 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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90s developers adapting media properties to the ps1
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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you only think it's a bad mechanic because you haven't seen how the DMG tells you to do it man. it's a hidden gem and honestly more people should give it the credit it deserves

DMG: the dungeon master could invent a mechanic or something
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Commission for @hobo11511.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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copy of majoras mask with some stupid dead kid in it named ben . upped the gameshark on lil man and he was mad as fuckkkkkkk
Looking at you, Anthem 👀
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
The author's barely disguised henchman
February 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Yup
February 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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in a sense epstein himself being a hub for all of these spokes is no more notable than any given guy being the "richest man in the world" at any given time. these people inhabit roles that emerge from the forces that structure our world and lives
Not trying to be a boring Marxist but if people come away from these revelations with the conclusion that everything that is awful about the present moment was the result of meddling by a relatively small set of specific individuals, a lot of radical critiques of capital & the state become obsolete.
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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portal 3 is looking incredible dude
Some terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip

(with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)
February 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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this is the type of shit dr jacoby was uploading in the return
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Uses my Anna Ability
February 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Ok man
February 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Major
February 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM