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Somari θΔ

@somari8591.bsky.social

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I'm that one idiot that yelled about Sonic and Xenoblade on some app in hospice.

18+ suggestive (18+ likes tho)

Proud member of the mafia! twitch.tv/eclissimafia

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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 28d

Okay fuck this, I'm transitioning this account into being 18+ suggestive and I'm going to be trying to get as many minors off my profile as possible. This will be pinned and messaged to as many people as possible, if you miss this, I'm sorry.

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Meatball

@mrmeatballl.bsky.social

I rlly like this old Amie sketch

February 5, 2026 at 1:22 AM

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Hydro

@the-hydroxian.bsky.social

this machine was repurposed to drink soda and kiss people
she's running out of soda

Kaita is a blue android wolf. She's blue with a white undertone, broad shoulders, and a tall frame. She's got big ol boobies and black pants, with an open blue jacket with a red inside. She's got a yellow heart on her belt, and yellow-colored eyes with black pupils. As in, the whole eye is yellow. Distinctly, her neck is black with mechanical detailing. You know, because she's a robot. She also has black high-heels on.

She stands a tilted camera angle, leaning over with a sly smirk, and a mischievous glare. Her large clawed hands hang at her sides, wide and open, ready to grab something. Kaita says,

"Watch out.
"I'll kiss ya."

Ivan, a suspiciously Kaita-looking android lizard dog-man with a yellow and black spiky-helmet with serrated teeth and blue eyes narrowed to slits, glares at someone off-screen. Ivan has black claws, suspenders, a white dress shirt, and an exposed, mechanical midsection.
"Treat? Treating myself?" he asks, incredulously.
"Look, Pal,
"You'll never catch me. sayin and doin that sissy-weak shit. alright?
"I'm The Man.
"I'm That Guy.
"I'm Him, and don't you forget it."

[Years later]
Kaita gestures flamboyantly at herself, drawn in a flowy-yet-crude artstyle. Her eyes are shut, and she's making a sunny, crooked, silly, toothy grin.
"I rinky my soba!!!!!! haahahah"
She says this with a bright joy in her voice, colored by fire-forged hope and optimism.
There is a cup of soda in view. Then she grabs it, presenting it to the viewer, making a wide-mouthed, toothy, stupid smile.
"!soga!! mm!!!!!
yay"
she sips the soda from a straw. with each panel the art degrades further.
"mmmmhmhmmh!! mmm! ,rinky! mmmmmmmm myay"
she falls over, spilling, lifeless on the ground, ass-cheeks up. her soda is several feet in front of her, spilled. there's a crudely drawn table in the distance on the viewer's left.

February 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM

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Lelly🌘

@lune-redd.bsky.social

THE SAME FIVE TOPICS
THE SAME FIVE TOPICS
X DOT COM THEY DISCUSS THE SAME FIVE TOPICS
THE SAME FIVE TOPICS
THE SAME FIVE TOPICS
X DOT COM THEY DISCUSS THE SAME FUCKING TOPICS

February 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM

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Lelly🌘

@lune-redd.bsky.social

Everytime the "THE GREEN ONE WAS A GIRL?" tweet gets reposted on Twitter, an angel loses it wings, falls down from the sky and breaks it's back on impact with a rocky mountain

February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM

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🧊⛏️‼️ (🏳️‍⚧️🔞)

@thatdemonbitch.bsky.social

anyway ex-ceo bobby kotick is in the files

February 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM

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Another Somari

@somariblue.bsky.social

The Hooligans
#art #artwork #sonicthehedgehog #beanthedynamite #barkthepolarbear #fangthesniper

Bean the Dynamite, Bark the Polar Bear and Fang the Sniper (or Nack the Weasel)

February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM

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Somari θΔ

@somari8591.bsky.social

I come with tragic news.

January 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM

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AC mutt Sierra

@acpilotsierra.bsky.social

this works on me btw

drawing of two girls, one saying: “kissing that girl who overthinks things. mwwwah. right on the lips no more thinking for u beautiful”

February 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM

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Reecee

@reecee.bsky.social

February 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM

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Panic Restaurant

@panicrestaurant.northsky.social

Every day the mods on here:

wint @dril
(accidentaly fires entire ar15
magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened,
[1/82]

February 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM

Somari θΔ

@somari8591.bsky.social

February 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM

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Kirby Air Riders

@kirby-air-rider.bsky.social

There's a new function in the Paddock rules called Sub-In Series—this lets you set it up so that you don't have to start a new race each time if you want to keep on playing with the same group! #KirbyAirRiders

February 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM

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edd

@popnpog.bsky.social

pretty strong huh

February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM

Somari θΔ

@somari8591.bsky.social

I see people toss this around a lot but I genuinely can't imagine a more insulting spit in the face then the idea of Sega giving one of their queer characters the voice of someone who supports a homophobic pedophile rapist.

February 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM