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Somari θΔ
@somari8591.bsky.social
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I'm that one idiot that yelled about Sonic and Xenoblade on some app in hospice.

18+ suggestive (18+ likes tho)

Proud member of the mafia! twitch.tv/eclissimafia

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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 28d
Okay fuck this, I'm transitioning this account into being 18+ suggestive and I'm going to be trying to get as many minors off my profile as possible. This will be pinned and messaged to as many people as possible, if you miss this, I'm sorry.
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renniultrafox.bsky.social
Gonna tell my kids these were The Beatles
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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lordcrump.bsky.social
researching!

#papermario
This shows a drawing of Goombella and Professor Frankly from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door researching in his office
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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piemations.com
Hehe skampoard 🛹
Peeb & Dax at a skatepark. Dax appears to be on a skateboard.
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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lune-redd.bsky.social
Sonic concept rabbit (his name is Max)
An MS Paint doodle of Max the Rabbit, one of the main character concepts for Sonic the Hedgehog 1 before Sonic himself was created
February 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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somariblue.bsky.social
Happy 25th Anniversary (North America) Paper Mario™️ for the Nintendo 64! and i'm lowkey tired and i can't think of much to do for this but hey real good game it still means a lot to me still.
playing with my toys and making them kiss
February 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
somari8591.bsky.social
It will never not be funny how desperate Square is to kill their exclusivity deal with PlayStation because FF7 Remake isn't even a month old on Switch 2 yet
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
somari8591.bsky.social
You genuinely should do everything in your power to boycott Sega, it's just unacceptable at this rate. They intentionally hire rapists to play into their depravity, and in America, they hire Zionists, racists, and vaccine conspiracists who support child rapists. No more. #BoycottSega #Sonic #Yakuza
04tenno.bsky.social Masu ⚔️✨ RGG Wiki 会長 @04tenno.bsky.social · 11h
RGG Studio not only cast Kagawa despite his actions, they are specifically taking advantage of his image as a creep to sell the role.

Guess that’s that. #REMOVEKAGAWA
A shot of Teruyuki Kagawa as Goh Hamazaki in Yakuza Kiwami 3 with his face mosaic blurred out, accompanied by an excerpt from a GAME Watch interview with Ryosuke Horii on 2026-02-05: Horii: “Rikiya and Hamazaki are both key characters to the story, so it would certainly be safer not to recast them and avoid online criticism (laughs). But we felt there was no use being afraid. We based our decision on what excited us and made us think, ‘This is who we want to perform,’ or ‘What if we cast this person?’ […] Hamazaki is a sleazy, persistent, and militant yakuza, right? Since he isn’t an explosive character like Kanda, when we tried to think of someone who makes you go, ‘This guy’s a creep,’ naturally it was Kagawa-san. The biggest thing was just had to see that. Kagawa-san’s acting is fun to watch. Even when he’s chopping a pig’s feet off with a chef’s knife, it has a slimy feel.”
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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04tenno.bsky.social
RGG Studio not only cast Kagawa despite his actions, they are specifically taking advantage of his image as a creep to sell the role.

Guess that’s that. #REMOVEKAGAWA
A shot of Teruyuki Kagawa as Goh Hamazaki in Yakuza Kiwami 3 with his face mosaic blurred out, accompanied by an excerpt from a GAME Watch interview with Ryosuke Horii on 2026-02-05: Horii: “Rikiya and Hamazaki are both key characters to the story, so it would certainly be safer not to recast them and avoid online criticism (laughs). But we felt there was no use being afraid. We based our decision on what excited us and made us think, ‘This is who we want to perform,’ or ‘What if we cast this person?’ […] Hamazaki is a sleazy, persistent, and militant yakuza, right? Since he isn’t an explosive character like Kanda, when we tried to think of someone who makes you go, ‘This guy’s a creep,’ naturally it was Kagawa-san. The biggest thing was just had to see that. Kagawa-san’s acting is fun to watch. Even when he’s chopping a pig’s feet off with a chef’s knife, it has a slimy feel.”
February 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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jakesteinberg.substack.com
bdsmovement.net/news/boycott...
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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ghirga.bsky.social
Three green-skinned clip-art witches surrounding a cauldron. In the middle is one witch stirring the cauldron with the other two flanking her sides. The cauldron reads "garlic and onion," and from left-to-right the witches read: "My roommate saying 'smells good'", "me," "my other roommate saying 'smells good'."
February 5, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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mk-artichoke.bsky.social
vaporeon but on the armless lounge chair~
February 5, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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mat-draws.bsky.social
can they give us a todd howard content warning next time
February 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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roxieproxy.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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lildevilhorns.ink
you can fire from a distance using handguns and rifles!
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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somariblue.bsky.social
Lanolin doodle from last night cause uh, why not i guess
#art #artwork #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #lanolin #lanolinthesheep
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
somari8591.bsky.social
That Direct was honestly better than the one in September last year but you didn't hear that from me
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
somari8591.bsky.social
I feel like the announcement of a new periodic release of porting Sega Saturn and PlayStation 1 games is pretty substantial idk why people are saying the direct sucked 😭
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 11h
Console Archives and Arcade Archives 2 – Announcement Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DOK...

-Rave Racer Feb 26

Console Archives:
-Doraemon
-Sonic Wings Special
-Cool Boaders (out today)
-Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos (out today)
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
somari8591.bsky.social
Nintendo direct time
three cats are sitting on a wooden floor and one of them is looking at the camera .
ALT: three cats are sitting on a wooden floor and one of them is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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cyansorcery.com
🐿️valve software today saying they don't have a price yet because DDR5 keeps going up
a very poorly edited meme, featuring gabe newell in a convenience store with the steam machine poorly edited onto the counter. a sign reads "please, don't say dammmn... when you hear the price"
February 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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jon.gvg.io
Nintendo bringing out all their partners to announce they're getting married
February 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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rikagirlhusband.bsky.social
why do they harmonize so actually beautifully and yuriful
February 5, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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mrmeatballl.bsky.social
I rlly like this old Amie sketch
February 5, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
this machine was repurposed to drink soda and kiss people
she's running out of soda
Kaita is a blue android wolf. She's blue with a white undertone, broad shoulders, and a tall frame. She's got big ol boobies and black pants, with an open blue jacket with a red inside. She's got a yellow heart on her belt, and yellow-colored eyes with black pupils. As in, the whole eye is yellow. Distinctly, her neck is black with mechanical detailing. You know, because she's a robot. She also has black high-heels on. She stands a tilted camera angle, leaning over with a sly smirk, and a mischievous glare. Her large clawed hands hang at her sides, wide and open, ready to grab something. Kaita says, "Watch out. "I'll kiss ya." Ivan, a suspiciously Kaita-looking android lizard dog-man with a yellow and black spiky-helmet with serrated teeth and blue eyes narrowed to slits, glares at someone off-screen. Ivan has black claws, suspenders, a white dress shirt, and an exposed, mechanical midsection. "Treat? Treating myself?" he asks, incredulously. "Look, Pal, "You'll never catch me. sayin and doin that sissy-weak shit. alright? "I'm The Man. "I'm That Guy. "I'm Him, and don't you forget it." [Years later] Kaita gestures flamboyantly at herself, drawn in a flowy-yet-crude artstyle. Her eyes are shut, and she's making a sunny, crooked, silly, toothy grin. "I rinky my soba!!!!!! haahahah" She says this with a bright joy in her voice, colored by fire-forged hope and optimism. There is a cup of soda in view. Then she grabs it, presenting it to the viewer, making a wide-mouthed, toothy, stupid smile. "!soga!! mm!!!!! yay" she sips the soda from a straw. with each panel the art degrades further. "mmmmhmhmmh!! mmm! ,rinky! mmmmmmmm myay" she falls over, spilling, lifeless on the ground, ass-cheeks up. her soda is several feet in front of her, spilled. there's a crudely drawn table in the distance on the viewer's left.
February 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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lune-redd.bsky.social
THE SAME FIVE TOPICS
THE SAME FIVE TOPICS
X DOT COM THEY DISCUSS THE SAME FIVE TOPICS
THE SAME FIVE TOPICS
THE SAME FIVE TOPICS
X DOT COM THEY DISCUSS THE SAME FUCKING TOPICS
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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lune-redd.bsky.social
Everytime the "THE GREEN ONE WAS A GIRL?" tweet gets reposted on Twitter, an angel loses it wings, falls down from the sky and breaks it's back on impact with a rocky mountain
February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM