Papa Jorks Peaznitz

There's a fight scene with a teleporting mummy that comes out of nowhere and is never mentioned again. The horse is given a lot of screen time in the first half and then just disappears forever.

It's incredibly wet and gooey the entire time. There's goo worms, there's goo men, there's gooey decapitations. No one can act but they can react to the goo.

Multiple times a weird old man shows up to be important to the plot but also just kinda "palpatines" around being a weird old man. There's bog mummys that just want a hug, at one point two giants punch each other in the background for no reason

A woman of indeterminate age who is like three different D&D TM classes shows up and cannot act her way out of a paper bag so she also delivers unfunny one liners and despite carrying an axe around only fights with daggers. She gets covered in goo and plays the flute for no reason several times

A guy who is not "Marvel hot" but is "Marvel buff" hangs out with goblin under so many layers of prosthetic his mouth doesn't move but Patton Oswalt voices him for some reason, they deliver the worst one lines with pauses for laughter that will not come and fight gooey power rangers villains

Elric my beloved

Some might show up in Arizona Nevada and Oregon.

Help! My adventuring guild is a maid harem owned by a nude elf prince forced to wear clothing to defend him from assassins and this is what they call dating after the dragon popes watched The Two Popes and excommunicated each other?!?