Rie
@gftomatoes.bsky.social
I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'll at LEAST do it with enthusiasm...
Photos, food, heavy on the baking, gardening, nature..she/her
I have a Ko-fi, if you'd like to follow, or donate, or whatever.... I'm still figuring it out
https://ko-fi.com/marie929
Photos, food, heavy on the baking, gardening, nature..she/her
I have a Ko-fi, if you'd like to follow, or donate, or whatever.... I'm still figuring it out
https://ko-fi.com/marie929
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The Lafferty Patent, in case you want to create your own elephant.
Its legs were 18 feet (5.5 m) in diameter, with the front legs serving as a cigar store while the back legs held the entrance, a circular stairway.
Construction was reported to have cost $65,000.
Construction was reported to have cost $65,000.
January 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The Lafferty Patent, in case you want to create your own elephant.
Delicious 😋
January 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Delicious 😋
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Saturday plans (well, in my imagination...):
🖼️ Kevin Maddison
🖼️ Kevin Maddison
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Saturday plans (well, in my imagination...):
🖼️ Kevin Maddison
🖼️ Kevin Maddison
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behold the face of a cat who cannot read and has no social media
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
behold the face of a cat who cannot read and has no social media
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They have moved the website to here: science.nasa.gov/specials/you...
This is one of the things that NASA GSFC brought you, and Trump is trying to destroy GSFC.
This is one of the things that NASA GSFC brought you, and Trump is trying to destroy GSFC.
January 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
They have moved the website to here: science.nasa.gov/specials/you...
This is one of the things that NASA GSFC brought you, and Trump is trying to destroy GSFC.
This is one of the things that NASA GSFC brought you, and Trump is trying to destroy GSFC.
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
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One more night until this year’s first of three super Moons.
January 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
One more night until this year’s first of three super Moons.
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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Man eats a flight of McDonald's sandwiches for every meal and is very proud that he can remember what a horse is called, we're not looking at a thousand-year reign of the God-Emperor of Dune here
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Man eats a flight of McDonald's sandwiches for every meal and is very proud that he can remember what a horse is called, we're not looking at a thousand-year reign of the God-Emperor of Dune here
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On April 11, 2025, Trump said he had taken four cognitive exams.
Then, this morning, Trump said he had taken a cognitive test for the “third straight time.”
So how many times has he taken this cognitive test, exactly?
Then, this morning, Trump said he had taken a cognitive test for the “third straight time.”
So how many times has he taken this cognitive test, exactly?
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 AM
On April 11, 2025, Trump said he had taken four cognitive exams.
Then, this morning, Trump said he had taken a cognitive test for the “third straight time.”
So how many times has he taken this cognitive test, exactly?
Then, this morning, Trump said he had taken a cognitive test for the “third straight time.”
So how many times has he taken this cognitive test, exactly?
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Buddy, hope left the building, went to lunch, had 4 margaritas and a bloody mary, got into a fight with the server, was tossed through a window, severed an artery, had its leg amputated, spent three nights in ICU, got divorced, defaulted on the mortgage, and is living in a van down by the river
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Buddy, hope left the building, went to lunch, had 4 margaritas and a bloody mary, got into a fight with the server, was tossed through a window, severed an artery, had its leg amputated, spent three nights in ICU, got divorced, defaulted on the mortgage, and is living in a van down by the river
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For years, I have posted this quote from 1984 to explain Trump
Still accurate
Still accurate
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
For years, I have posted this quote from 1984 to explain Trump
Still accurate
Still accurate
Bought a pot of dianthus on clearance.
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Bought a pot of dianthus on clearance.
Tasty...a solid first effort.
They kept me feeling full until mid-afternoon, so that's a bonus 😊
They kept me feeling full until mid-afternoon, so that's a bonus 😊
I just can't with this shit, yall...
Doing some recipe testing on a sourdough oatmeal breakfast cookie.
This one is full of dried apples and apple pie spice.
Trying to not get caught up in the news...
Doing some recipe testing on a sourdough oatmeal breakfast cookie.
This one is full of dried apples and apple pie spice.
Trying to not get caught up in the news...
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Tasty...a solid first effort.
They kept me feeling full until mid-afternoon, so that's a bonus 😊
They kept me feeling full until mid-afternoon, so that's a bonus 😊
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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Thinking again about that anonymous whale who bet big on Maduro's removal on Polymarket just before the op happened... and about how Trump's been staying at his Mar-a-Lago resort through all of this
January 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Thinking again about that anonymous whale who bet big on Maduro's removal on Polymarket just before the op happened... and about how Trump's been staying at his Mar-a-Lago resort through all of this
I just can't with this shit, yall...
Doing some recipe testing on a sourdough oatmeal breakfast cookie.
This one is full of dried apples and apple pie spice.
Trying to not get caught up in the news...
Doing some recipe testing on a sourdough oatmeal breakfast cookie.
This one is full of dried apples and apple pie spice.
Trying to not get caught up in the news...
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I just can't with this shit, yall...
Doing some recipe testing on a sourdough oatmeal breakfast cookie.
This one is full of dried apples and apple pie spice.
Trying to not get caught up in the news...
Doing some recipe testing on a sourdough oatmeal breakfast cookie.
This one is full of dried apples and apple pie spice.
Trying to not get caught up in the news...
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How prophetic...
How I'm walking out of 2025
2026, here I come…
2026, here I come…
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
How prophetic...
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Pour one out for the Latin American historians. May the gods of patience be with you as you do your public-facing work right now.
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Pour one out for the Latin American historians. May the gods of patience be with you as you do your public-facing work right now.
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“Having just pardoned the former president of Honduras, Juan Hernández, who was convicted by a jury for trafficking drugs into the United States, we will now prosecute Nicolas Maduro for trafficking drugs into the United States”
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 PM
“Having just pardoned the former president of Honduras, Juan Hernández, who was convicted by a jury for trafficking drugs into the United States, we will now prosecute Nicolas Maduro for trafficking drugs into the United States”
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America wakes up to find out that the president has attacked Caracas, Venezuela and kidnapped president Maduro & his wife.
Things to do now:
If you haven’t been vaccinated for flu, covid, or measles, get it done now. It’s hard to cope with acts of war when you or family are sick.
Things to do now:
If you haven’t been vaccinated for flu, covid, or measles, get it done now. It’s hard to cope with acts of war when you or family are sick.
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
America wakes up to find out that the president has attacked Caracas, Venezuela and kidnapped president Maduro & his wife.
Things to do now:
If you haven’t been vaccinated for flu, covid, or measles, get it done now. It’s hard to cope with acts of war when you or family are sick.
Things to do now:
If you haven’t been vaccinated for flu, covid, or measles, get it done now. It’s hard to cope with acts of war when you or family are sick.
Morning y'all ☕️
WTF is this world...😭
WTF is this world...😭
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Morning y'all ☕️
WTF is this world...😭
WTF is this world...😭
